#An assorted collection of starters from the funniest person in the markiplier cinematic univeerse

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Assorted Muyskerm Starters

“I don’t want any of whatever you’re talking about.”

“Where am you?”

“It’s fine, I’m fine. This is fine!”

“Oh, hey look. A guy.”

“Please stop calling me chungle!”

“Three guys were kicking this asshole.”

“That’s really easy to do! You do it all the time!”

“The bit was that we were gonna NOT do that.”

“What’s happening?! Why is that happening?!”

“We wanna do explosions or nah?”

“Ah! I’m closing the door! I changed my mind!”

“What are we supposed to do about the floor zombie?!”

“OH GOD, HE’S COMING INSIDE”

“Man, you guys suck at Uno.”

“Oh wow. Oh no. Woe is you.”

“Yes continue to expound on your wealth of knowledge.”

“I don't have anything, man. I’m dried up!”

“You have to say actually nice things not passive aggressive nice things.”

“I don't know what this means but I'm excited!”

“YOU RIGHT!!”

“If I’m just annoying enough you’ll just let me do it?”

“I’ll give you all my money for Boardwalk.”

“I’m 100% confident that this strategy works.”

“The little symbols confuse me!”

“I will trade you three Railroads for Boardwalk.”

“Thank you for minimizing the price I had to pay on that.”

“Jail’s kinda the place to chill right now.”

“You were a moderately bad sport pretty much the entire time.”

“I’m losing my optimism already.”

“I am sorry.... That your stupid naming system offended me.”

“I bet we HAVE to fight him at some point.”

“I made that up, it’s not real.”

“It’s a bit. ‘Yes and’ Please. Please.”

“Eat. A. Giant. Pile. Of. Shut the fuck up.”

“You guys playing uno over there?”

“I’ve used all my tricks. I have nothing left.”

“Well?? Give me the money then!”

“Look at that shit. You see that shit. That’s some good shit.”

“Really hard to be low key about that.”

“Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be brooding.”

“It’s not that hard to be a negative piece of shit about something, but this is really, like...”

“If I had to guess I would say that right there might be a problem.”

“Where do I shoot my sniper rifle?”

“I’m in the hole, bitches!”

“You know what? I appreciate you trying so hard to cheer me up. You’re really putting it on. It’s too much!”

“I’ll hide up here and stay alive.”

“Holy sweet Jesus! Look at these Tony Hawk skills!”

“I know you’re not sad, you monster.”

“We’re gonna go stealth, boys.”

“You don’t want the fire to be prepared. You wanna sneak up on the fire.”

“Let me just test something...”

“Make him go to jail. I command it.”

“Arbitrary! It’s all arbitrary!”

“I think the game’s about to start ending...”

“I’ve seen the path. It’s very narrow but I have skinny feet!”

“I am only behind if you measure by who is currently winning!"

“Oh, friend, you came to visit me! Do you have any food?”

“You’re out in the real world now, mother fucker!”

“Oh how sweet it tastes. Oh how the tables have indeed turned!”

“So, what? Do we yell and run at it?”

“I wish I had poor people!”

“LIGHTS OFF! LIGHTS OFF! LIGHTS OFF!”

“Are we safe or what now??”

“if you keep killing it, eventually it’ll reincarnate into an acceptable form.”

“I could just stand here with my hammer and go ‘STAY OUT. YOU CAN’T COME IN’.”

“As many as five. Or more! Who knows? Sources can be inaccurate.”

“I just heard screams in the distance. Always good.”

“You’re stupid and stinky and bad at games!”

“That’s definitely true. We should trust [Name]’s judgement on this one.”

“What do we mean ‘let them sleep’? Stab them while they sleep.”

“We all look really excited to go ghost hunting.”

“It’s heckin’ windy out here, boys.”

“Did you get my cup messages?”

“I know ghosts, and that was basically a mating call for ghosts.”

“This is the weirdest ghost. I’ve never had one act like this before.”

“Oh, hey! I’m beautiful, what’s up?”

“Go for it. Fight each other.”

“We should go in the hole! They’re coming!”

“Hey, guys, I think we have a visitor at home?”

“Whoever built these stairs sucks a big ass.”

“I’m not saying it was me or not me but...”

“Oooh. Buttery smooth! As if it was invented by some kind of genius person.”

“Nine days later and the engineering project to build one small bridge from one side of one narrow river to the other is finally complete!”

“Dude, house boat! I have a new dream!”

“I can’t believe we couldn’t just run it over.”

“IT’S MY BIRTHDAAAYY”