#And Gary not being able to reach the door made me sad. Poor fucking Gary <:(

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Okay y’all remember that one movie:

2019’s Joker

Such a good movie- Yeah- I loved that one scene where Peppino bashes Stick’s head in and let’s Gustavo leave alive because he was the only one nice to him-

And that other scene where he snaps and finally shoots PizzaHead- such a good scene 👏👏

Yeah (made me sad) but SUCH a good movie, must recommend 👍👍👍

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Wheel of the Worst Starters (1/??)

"Okay, so, we're going to give this thing three spins and whatever it lands on, we're gonna watch no matter what."

"If it doesn't feature him being nude, then I don't care."

"Whose idea was it to marry candid camera and softcore porn?"

"You gotta be cool about fire... safety."

"My pants need changing."

"They should make a video about rap safety. Don't rappers get killed a lot?"

"The time has come for me to shut this off."

"Why don't they slap me in the face with more feminist bullshit?"

"They found homeless people, scooped them off the streets, put them in a hotel room, and then had naked ladies come in."

"I just smoked some crack at the bus stop and now this is happening."

"It's a window into the sad, depressing last years of Alan Fundt's life."

"I would love to find out when this was made and when he died."

"When I was younger I almost burned down my grandmother's house cooking french fries."

"My first instinct was to throw it in the backdoor out into the snow.  What happened was I just burned my hands and dropped burning grease all over the house."

"The dance of birth is the greatest film David Lynch never made."

"It was fifty minutes of people flailing around awkwardly."

"It was shocking. It was hypnotic. And I hated it."

"She's saying nonense and she thinks she's smart for saying complete, utter nonsense."

"The babies looked embarrassed."

"That poor baby is trying to escape."

"Some of these babies are ugly. They look just like their parents."

"We have birth, sexual desire, and self-preservation."

"You can do all the hippie dancing you want, you may still give birth to Alan Fundt."

"It's a cesspool of human filth."

"I want to murder this movie."

"Can you imagine this without the laugh track? It would be like watching a snuff film."

"These people are having a great time dancing, flailing around and having babies."

"Elderly men will get to masturbate, so there is a service to be provided."

"Elderly men can't get erections."

"This is like going to church. Everybody gets together, they pretend there's a big man in the sky, andthey go home feeling happy."

"You go home, you undulate with your pregnant belly--"

"I would be ok with blowing up both of them becuse why not?"

"I've forgotten all that I've learned about fire safety."

"The dance of birth is no more! The dance of birth is no more!"

"Smile. You're on candid camera."

"I don't know what happens when I'm not here."

"How to have a key party -- no, wait--"

"I have a feeling everyone is going to regret it, and by everyone, I mean us."

"We're going to learn about being a latch-key kid."

"Do they live in a prison?"

"Guys, did you just see her just reach her finger into a grill and get burned?"

"Can we watch another thing on another screen?"

"Hide the body from your parents."

"Let's make it exciting -- light it up, boys!"

"Everything about this is so awkward."

"I learned... No, I didn't learn anything."

"I just can't wait for the wall to fall down in the background."

"People come in all colors, but if you're Hispanic you still talk with an accent."

"This is one of those kinda subtly racist videos."

"Having kids looks like a lot of work."

"I forgot about the ginger kid."

"Are we being safe from Gary Coleman?"

"No one is safe from Gary Coleman. He has eyes everywhere."

"The premise of the video is that Gary Coleman plays an all powerful deity."

"Did she say the mayor was tryng to get in her back door?"

"She said the same thing when she turned 18."

"He got pulled over drunk driving a very small car."

"Oh, you mean like his penis."

"Go get a neighbor to get killed first."

"How did you guys do this last time with these fucking videos?"

"As the man who burned down his grandmother's house making french fries, did you learn anything about safety?"

"I'm sure I saw a video like this at some point and still almost burnt down my grandmother's house anyway."

"My personal favorite part of the movie when the woman decides to peg the guy from behind."

"It was filmed on location at a Value City furniture display."

"Wait, he said what fun would be life without MTV?"

"Look, they had forty minutes to shoot this video."

"When you were watching, you had to put yourself in the mind of the late nineties when none of us knew any of this shit."

"I usually only make sandwiches."

"There are things that you will not be able to unsee on the internet."

"You've never seen cakefarts?"

"--But also, prepare to be destroyed."

"We are recording, I have a motherfucking cookie, <name>'s got a beer. Let's drive."

"This is fucking frightening."

"Gun it! Gun it! Gun it!"

"Take that, racism!"