#And Hank like >:/ and me just ''noooooooo!''

[f4liveblogarchives]

Fantastic Four Vol 1 #297

Fri Feb 4 2022 [10:41 PM] Wack'd: "I'm gonna live among the stars with the rest of the uggos in a perfect uggo space society and--hey! Which one of you jokers slipped me last month's script?"

[10:42 PM] maxwellelvis: "Yuk it up, Bic-head!" [10:42 PM] Wack'd: We start with space opera bullshit, on a distant outpost around a red dwarf, with lots of characters whose names I will have to learn [10:43 PM] Wack'd: At least one of those names will be easy to remember

[10:43 PM] maxwellelvis: Umbra, what are YOU doing here?! [10:44 PM] Umbramatic: oh hey it's me [10:45 PM] maxwellelvis: Doesn't that guy in the back look like the Tick? [10:45 PM] Wack'd: deep breath [10:46 PM] Wack'd: Okay, so Umbra wants to summon his Jaagur to war. Damos is concerned about the preparedness of their forces. Umbra is okay if loads of people die. A third guy brags about being important and then Damos kills him to make a point [10:46 PM] Wack'd: Umbra is using something to sap power from the sun that will help him somehow [10:46 PM] Wack'd: Everyone got this? [10:47 PM] maxwellelvis: Can you "drain" the power from a fusion reaction? [10:47 PM] Wack'd: Fuck if I care [10:48 PM] Wack'd: Meanwhile. the Four are hanging out at a military base in the South Pacific, and Jen, Wyatt, and Franklin have just arrived by hypersonic rocket. [10:49 PM] Wack'd: Alicia is also here [10:50 PM] Wack'd: Reed tries to explain the plot but Jen is like "fuck that, how's Ben doing" [10:51 PM] Wack'd: Answer: not great

[10:52 PM] maxwellelvis: Are we getting into Angry Pinecone Ben territory? [10:52 PM] Wack'd: That's later, I think [10:52 PM] Bocaj: Angry bucket Ben [10:53 PM] Wack'd: So uh, whatever those space guys are doing is fucking up Earth's sun, somehow, so now...it's Daylight Savings Time. [10:54 PM] maxwellelvis: I'm pretty sure you can't do that with a fusion reactor, which is what the Sun is. [10:55 PM] Wack'd: So Johnny is worried they might not come back from this one because it's a rush job and the equipment and something something. Weird how when Reed rushes an invention its fine but when the government does it its a death trap [10:56 PM] Bocaj: Reed's success rate is slightly better [10:56 PM] Wack'd: Johnny asks Alicia to marry him when he gets back, blissfully unaware Ben is sulking nearby [10:56 PM] Umbramatic: oh noooooooo [10:56 PM] Wack'd: Oh. Reed did build this rocket. Just on government land. Got it [10:57 PM] Wack'd: (The reason they're at a South Pacific base is that after last issue the government happened to find them in the ocean and then immediately went "hey solve this sun thing for us") [10:58 PM] Bocaj: I'm sure that this will be fiiiiine [10:58 PM] Bocaj: The first time he built a rocket on government land worked out [10:58 PM] maxwellelvis: I think they've got the wrong comic book character for this: You want the Scarecrow for this; he's done it before. [10:58 PM] Wack'd: Hahahahahahaha. Okay!

[10:58 PM] Bocaj: Uh [10:59 PM] Wack'd: This is a very silly solution which makes me happy, but also one of my favorite running gags is Johnny being rendered useless whenever they're in the vacuum of space [10:59 PM] Wack'd: So I'm also sad [10:59 PM] Bocaj: I mean I'm perfectly fine with ye comic science handwaves but this still breaks my brain [10:59 PM] maxwellelvis: I've seen a lot of wonky science in this book before, but it's a new one for me. [10:59 PM] Bocaj: I guess it can produce infinite oxygen [10:59 PM] Wack'd: How is the fire getting out?! [10:59 PM] Bocaj: Unstable molecules? [10:59 PM] maxwellelvis: How long can he operate like this before Johnny starts going "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! THE PLASTIC IS MELTING INTO MY SKIN!!!!"? [11:00 PM] Wack'd: It's not plastic, it's ATMO-WEB! New, from Kenner! [11:01 PM] maxwellelvis: All I can think of is Tom Hanks on Celebrity Jeopardy! [11:01 PM] Wack'd: Brief cutaway to war happening and Umbra and Jaagur fighting each other [11:02 PM] maxwellelvis: Wouldn't it be great if by the time the FF get to where this is going on, both these guys are dead and their armies in no condition to fight? [11:02 PM] Wack'd: It would [11:02 PM] Wack'd: So back with our heroes…Ben…uh…. [11:02 PM] Wack'd: He is going to kill himself for real this time [11:02 PM] Wack'd: By drifting into the vacuum of space [11:03 PM] Wack'd: Because Johnny is marrying Alicia [11:03 PM] Wack'd: Johnny goes out to save him but Ben thinks he's only doing it because he feels guilty [11:04 PM] Bocaj: Geez [11:04 PM] Wack'd: Johnny nearly exhausts his supply of oxygen getting Ben back to the rocket [11:05 PM] Wack'd: And then Reed does the thing to the sun. Reigniting the sun makes the two warring factions, uh…

[11:05 PM] Wack'd: Man I dunno [11:06 PM] Wack'd: They died as they lived, with me not giving a single solitary shit [11:06 PM] Bocaj: HA [11:06 PM] maxwellelvis: So, Reed just committed a xenocide. [11:06 PM] Wack'd: What? No! What? Go back to being dead!

[11:07 PM] Bocaj: That sure is a design [11:07 PM] maxwellelvis: And the two leaders are going to kick his ass for fusing them into one being. [11:07 PM] Wack'd: I mean what's weird is they don't know who the Four are [11:07 PM] Wack'd: And the Four don't know they even exist [11:08 PM] Wack'd: So there'd be some weird logical leaps to make that happen [11:08 PM] Wack'd: But I guess it's happening! [11:08 PM] maxwellelvis: They just know that that ship is where the vortex came from, it seems. [11:08 PM] Wack'd: Noooooo the Four just knew something weird was happening to the sun [11:08 PM] maxwellelvis: No, I mean this new fusion guy. [11:09 PM] Wack'd: And had no idea it was because on the other sun of the galaxy some other guys were doing something to another sun [11:09 PM] Wack'd: And vice versa [11:12 PM] maxwellelvis: Like, yeah, these two guys were dicks for stealing our Sun, but Reed didn't have to destroy their whole planet for that. [11:12 PM] Wack'd: Reed didn't know! And also they were violent, petty warlords [11:13 PM] maxwellelvis: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure their armies didn't deserve to be turned into star fuel [11:13 PM] Wack'd: True [11:13 PM] Wack'd: I'll give you that

[yon-shi]

Part 1.2: Attempt to draw Hank close to realism and in my style.

He is also the best and super cool

[vinnival]

Hey i was thinking about the main three in madness combat+ 2b with an S/O that sings while fighting? Like you would just hear them singing things like fly me to the moon or moon river (because those songs are they're favorite's) while kill a bunch of people, and even when they're really into the song on one is able to put a hand on them while fighting, he is just killing while singing and it's kinda impressive

TW for intense gore !

Mmmmm perfect song to fucking decimate grunts to:

perfect for killing in a mostly-empty building, your voice echoing mysteriously around while slowly taking out your enemies as they run from you in fear

Perfect for taking on that One that manages to always bump into you specifically, can be Tricky, Jeb, anyone that you deem worthy of having a one-on-one with

Perfect for a fast paced style of action, constant gunfire, constant risk of death ringing around you, but you're just singing away, magically dodging the bullets like they're nothing

Perfect for singing hauntingly while melee-style stabbing and ripping grunts apart, waltzing through the building and gracefully ending lives

:)

You can play any of the above songs for the 4 if you'd like, prefereabky with the ones that I've listened to while writing the HCS-- for a nice feel of how the beats of the song would work perfectly with committing mass murder with ☺

JAM SESH!

HANK (listening to Everybody Wants To Rule The World)

When he first noticed your fighting style... he was intrigued, to say the least

They heard your singing in the distance

Confused by the cryptic melody of your voice, he just watched as you dodged attacks left and right as if dancing, not a single one hitting you

He was even more confused now HAHAHAH

Weaving in between the punches and bullets, you countered with extreme grace and skill

He couldn't resist following!

You moved on to the next room, your voice bouncing off the walls of the building while sounds of carnage backed up your vocals

He rushed in to find you making a kebab out of multiple grunts on an especially long sword you must've stolen from a Soldat

You just kept humming the instrumental of the song as you tore away at the grunts, ripping the sword out of the kebab'd grunts

God Hank was mesmerized may I add

You ended the final grunts with a graceful spin, pulling them into a quick dance-while they panicked- before you smashed them into the ground and slammed your newfound sword into them

You finally noticed Hank, tilting your head and grinning, blood smeared across your face

"Hank J. Wimbleton! An honor, sir."

SANFORD (listening to Lay All Your Love On Me)

You've recently joined the group, but haven't actually Fought yet

Sanford noticed you carried along a cracked-up-but-still-working iPod

He assumed you only listened to it in your off time

But NooOooooo

On your way to your first mission, you showed the music playlist on the iPod to him, and asked the following,

"Choose a song, any song!"

Sanford shrugged and picked a random one

"Ohoho! Wonderful, thank you!"

When you all arrived, you jumped out and rushed in much to everyone else's shock

You immediately began belting the lyrics to your song

Sanford was tasked with being with you, and when he followed you to catch up... a sight beheld him

You skipped through the now empty rooms, leaving behind a couple bodies- already killing, you were!

You entered the chorus again as Sanford heard grunts screaming

He finally caught up to you, eyes closed and bopping your head to the music as you, with the agility of a spider, laid waste to about 5 grunts surrounding you with a wonderful spin as you shot your Uzi at them

Your dancing didn't stop as more enemies gathered around you, a lot of them visibly shaking from the massive fuckin badass energy you displayed

You didn't give a shit, still jamming as you sang and expertly avoided the gunfire- agonizingly killing them

How the Fuck do you AVOID GUNFIRE

well you Were that's the thing

Sanford eventually snapped out of the trance your skills put him in and joined in

--with the fighting, not the dancing and singing, sadly

DEIMOS (listening to Bubblegum Bitch)

This is basically him while watching you

Once again this mf is all over you, thinks you're cool as hell

You once again get to singing, this time adding a twist- you pulled Deimos along with you

You both waltzed through the facility while you both killed

Your singing was like honey to Deimos, sweet and alluring, but dangerous in the sense that your murder skills were the bees, stinging relentlessly

You two both sang together (Deimos most likely has the sake music taste as you)

Definitely made it as snazzy as possible

And it was already snazzy enough

Deimos was literally SHOCKED at how you two weren't getting hit

But he adores it

After a particularly GOOD combo at the end of the song, you two finished off all the enemies successfully

Kneeled over and breathing hard, Deimos heaved out a laugh

"That was.. hah... that was fun as fuck!"

You beamed, cleaning your gun and cooling off yourself

"I'm glad you get how I feel when I fight."

Oh yeah you two are definitely like Gomez and Morticia Addams but like. Even more violent and murderous

2BDAMNED (listening to Supermassive Black Hole)

Man you mentioned one time how you loved singing but not this much

Currently you were facing off with Tricky, after he's injured everyone else on the team- except for 2B himself, who was patching everyone up hastily

He looked over to see you calmly singing a hauntingly calm melody, as Tricky stood mere meters away

You shot first, and the clown jumped at you

It was like watching- yes, again,- a dance, you were both extremely agile and weaving around each other's attacks while trying to land your own

You just kept singing, not breaking a sweat

2B could tell you were frustrated at not landing any hits, though

Finally, a fake-out led you to land a satisfying hit to the side of Tricky's face with the hilt of your dagger

Ths stagger from the Clown gave you an opening, and you laughed, getting louder with the lyrics of the song as you landed a wonderful combo on Tricky

Unfortunately you got too into it, and for the first time in your singing+combat career, you got smacked GOOD

Luckily 2B managed to patch up the others in time so they could run ahead and look for an escape vehicle. He yelled your name, throwing a flashbang and grabbing you while the Clown was blinded

He took you to refuge, where the others were waiting with a car before Tricky recovered

He just sat next to you on the ride back, making sure you were healing up fine, and complimented your dancing and singing a lot

"You were very graceful, my love. Maybe we could dance together another time? Excluding the fighting, of course."

May or may not have went overboard with this? Idk its a cool prompt and with my brain- that always has the urge to do things to the beat of a song- was happy writing this,,, especially with the songs I like!!!

[crescentmel]

⚠️⚠️ WHAT IF…? SPOILERS!!! ⚠️⚠️

ZOMBIE AU OMMFFGGGGG

• BRUCE MY BOY oh god he’s in for a ride jesus

• PLS THEYRE ALL ZOMBIES??? EVEN SQUIDWARD TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE WTF

• OMG SCOTT??? HOPE??? ITS HOPE

• OMG THE SURVIVORS ;0; the cloak, HOPE MY BELOVED, PETER MY BOY

• omg this is how it started???? poor hank and Janet ommggggg

• GOD NOT SCOTT TOO

• NOOOO GOD THEY ALL GOT TURNED IMMEDIATLEY

• JAHALAHAKAKDF IM CRYING PETER’S LIL SURVIVAL GUIDE VIDEOOOOOOOO crying omfg I love how they’re continuing this video style

• OMFG HAPPYYYYY AND KURT LMFAO FROM ANT MAN

• JESUSHSJKSHDLF B U C K Y 😳

• omg Sharon and Okoye!!!! This is our group of survivors ommmggg

• OH??? A CURE??

• ohmygod they’re gonna die in the train station

• GOD IS THAT SAM??

• NOOO HAPPYYYYY HOW FUCKING DARE U GUYS KILL HAPPY

• omffggg it’s Sam and everyone ;0;

• JESUS SHARON U KILLED HAPPY D:

• HOLY FUCK WTF OKOYE MURDERED SAM WTFFFFFF NOOOOOOOO

• GO GO PETER MY BOY U GOT THIS

• HES GOT THE CLOAK OMMGGGG

• oh god they on the train

• ????? PLS I CANT STAND THIS SUSPENSE SHARON BOUTTA DIE

• omfg it’s Steve ;0;

• PLS I CANT HANDLE THIS FIGHT

• ,,,,,,I kinda hated that steve and bucky fight in every single way :/ bucky would literally never say that lmao wtf

• JESUS HOPE SHE BLEW UP SHARON

• D: NOOOOO NOT HOPE

• GOD PLS THE HOPE AND PETER SCENE IM GONNA SOB

• HOOOOOOPE ;0;

• omg KURT???? IS WANDA HERE OMFG HE SAID BABA YAGA THIS MUST MEAN WANDA’S HERE

• woah,,,,the zombies are literally just not entering

• ITS VISION JAGAKSHALHWLWKFKG WHERES WANDA

• omg vision got the CURE

• OMG ITS SCOTT PLS ITS SCOTT’S HEAD AAA

• b-bucky….????

• VISION???

• TCHALLA OMFG

• WAIT HOLY SHIT ITS WANDA

• VISION’S BEEN KEEPING WANDA ALIVE HERE PLS IM GONNA START SOBBING

• HIS LOVE FOR HER IS ENDLESS PLS EXCUSE ME WHILE I SOB

• but also like JESUS vision he’s just been feeding people to her

• GOOD LORD ZOMBIE WANDA

• RUN RUN RUN

• OH GOD BUCKYYY

• omg I’m gonna bawl vision’s punishing himself, HE FUCKING TOOK OUT HIS MINDSTONE

• not Bruce sacrificing himself ;0;

• GOD HULK V WANDA OMFG

• :( the whole team is gone

• pls this lil group of Peter, T’Challa, Scott’s head, and the cloak ;-;

• ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS UNIVERSE HAS A BAD ENDING

• THEY LITERALLY COULDNT CURE EVERYONE

• ommmgggg

WHAT AN INSANE EPISODE OMFFFFGGGGG these episodes are so good ;0;

[rosefornumber10]

SUPERGIRL SINS PILOT EDITION

Welcome my dearest pals back to the wonderful and nutty world of supergirl sins. I have missed A LOT, so I figured instead of covering the rest of mess 3, I would return back to where it all began on CBS. Obligatory cinemasins reference boom! Let's begin.

•that's a bright sun.

•original Kara and her mom! Sup broskis, how you been?

•remember when supergirl had a CBS budget?

•I wonder who played superman in the beginning.

•series starting with a monologue, the trend in movies has seeped into TV, noooooooo.

•there's no such thing as aliens, great irony supergirl hilarious.

•Winn and Kara awkward thing, I HATE it.

•I LOVE CAT! GOD I MISS HER!! ONE SIN OFF for everything she does.

•oof I forgot that this was a thing too as in Kara and James, and then it proceeded to get brushed under the rug.

•the amount of irony used in the pilot makes me want to bang my head into a wall.

•ALEX AND KARA!!! ONE of the few things CBS did right, focusing on them two, a sin off for that.

•douchy blind date guy is douchy.

•the sequence of Kara flying for the first time is just awesome, another sin off.

•unexpected obstacle in rescue mission cliche, something always has to go wrong.

•supes is also supes confused.

•I need a drink too Alex.

•Kara's excitement is so genuine it makes me happy dink sin off.

•THERE IS STILL A HALF AN HOUR LEFT AHHH.

•grumpy Alex is grumpy.

•James totally knows he's just playing coy.

•no Winn it's not what you think, it's not a booty call.

•"I'm not gay!" sureeeeeee Kara sureeee, just wait until you meet Lena.

•wow hamfisted explanation of the main purpose of this show: inspiring little girls.

•I too relate humans are irrelevant.

•Don't do Laura benanti like that bro, what has she ever done wrong?

•this song is hilarious, I'll take a sin off for how ridiculous it is.

•ouch! OH HEY J'ONN. I MISSED YOU.

•hahaha the deo cave. That shit was dark musty and dusty.

•#whereintheworldislucylane?

•oof harsh J'onn.

•ahh yes there is the iconic supergirl writing without subtlety.

•cat done did get her, sin off.

•another the CBS did well was showing all facets and uses of kara's powers. The CW has really minimized her powers.

•very realistic that Kara sucks at fighting, but I know it's only going to lead to the lovely rocky training montage.

•J'onn was rude in the beginning, it makes me confused cause he's spacedad to me.

•introspective staring moment

•emotional monologue to rally the beaten down hero cliche.

•thank you for identifying who you are. Mom and Kara gosh I would have been so confused otherwise.

•that's rich coming from an alien J'onn or hank hehe that name reminds of hanky panky. Yes I know I'm a child

•THIS MAN'S DIALOGUE IS STRAIGHT OUT OF A VILLAIN HANDBOOK.

•uh Alex it has nothing to do with her being a girl, it's more her poor fighting ability.

•You just gotta BELIEVEEEEEEEE.

•ominous remark is ominous aka shitty foreshadowing.

•YES SUPERFRIENDS.

•HAHAHA I KNEW IT YOU SLY DOG JAMES

•I love it, play that pronoun games bro.

•MORE MONOLOGUING!

•ooh dark room with the villains, and a familial twist.

Man, it's crazy to see how Supergirl has evolved since it's inception. Still some threads remain the same. I missed this, it was dope to do. Alright folks see you next time, ooh actually what episode do you think I should do next?

Total sins: 42

[shewhowillrise]

I legitimately canNOT belieVE that Ant Man and the Wasp made me care about fucking Hank fucking Pym. Like I fucking hated him in Ant Man, in the comics, in the cartoons. He was a bitch ass bastard that I fucking hated but nooooOOOO MCU turns him into this caring dad that is Trying his hardest (he still a bastard tho) and he just wants his wife back and fucking damnit I wasNT SUPPOSED TO CARE WHAT THE FUCK THEN THEY JUST GAAAAAAAAAHH AT THE FUCKING END I HATE THAT THEY MADE ME LIKE HIM FUCK MARVEL

[purplesurveys]

281

Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? Earbuds work wonders and they’re easier to carry around. Do you own a pair of white skinny jeans? I do. They feel like hell on earth when worn, but boy do they make me look good. Have you ever worn fake eyelashes? Just once. It felt like putting on insect legs. That sensation and an awful prom prompted me to remove them in just a couple of hours. What colors look especially attractive on you? Neutral ones. A Kurt Cobain look-alike runs up to you on the street and asks to have sex. You reply? If they ran up to me I’d probably have kneed them already before they even have the chance to say anything else.

Are you a fan of any independent films? Sure. Could you possibly write a successful novel? That was one of my goals as a kid until I learned I shouldn’t be allowed to do creative writing of any sort ever. Have you ever had an extremely messy roommate? I’ve never lived anywhere other than my house. What really grinds your gears? Profs who think they’re better than everyone, use their titles and achievements as an excuse to be a pain in the ass to students, and flip out at the concept of students leaving the class because they have another class to attend. Fuck you Pinky. I wish I could drop your stupid fucking class. Are you civil with your neighbors? Yeah I mean I’m not at war with them so civil is the best way to describe it. How much do you spend on make-up? $0. What are you gonna do/what have you done for the 4th of July? That’s summer for me so I’ll probs sleep all day or like bum around on YouTube. When's the last time your family had a cook-out? That’s not really a thing here. Are there any foods that make you gag? Fruit salads. Are you comfortable dancing in public? Only when I’ve had a few shots. Do you own any jersey shirts? I don’t think so. Have you ever had blonde highlights in your hair? NOOOOOOOO nope. Never want to resemble a white girl. Do you own a sandwich grill? We don’t. That’s a luxurious, extra thing you buy here only if you’re rich and wanna make fancy sandwiches. Do you regularly watch the news? I don’t watch much in front of a TV anymore but I definitely try to stay updated since that’s expected of us in college. Would you have any interest vacationing in Russia? Absolutely. Are you proud to be of the nationality you are? Definitely but I also don’t try to pretend like our government, poverty, traffic system, etc. are things to be proud of. They aren’t, but it won’t also make me feel ashamed to be a Filipino. Have you ever been to New York? No. I had a dream about it last night that felt incredibly real though. Have you ever had fried zucchini? I haven’t. Who was the last person you video-chatted with? I’ve only ever done it with Gabie but we don’t do it often ourselves. Of the two years we’ve been together, we’ve probably only done it twice or thrice. Do ski lifts make you nervous or do you like them? That’s not even part of our culture so forgive me when I say I have no idea what that is. Are you an active person? Active work-wise, yeah. I don’t exercise at all, if that’s what you mean. Do you save shoeboxes? I don’t but I think my mom does. What do you want the theme of your wedding to be? No theme. Just need it to be elegant, formal, and all-white. Have you seen Youth in Revolt? Nope. What's your race? Brown. Have you ever been caught passing a note in class? I was always against note-passing, but there was one time someone passed a note addressed to me and once I got it–and had no intention of reading it–my teacher thought it would be a great time to totally target me and called my attention and told me to keep it. I got pissed both at the person who passed the note and that teacher, who I think hated me for the rest of that year. Joke’s on her, I always got top grades in her class. Can you focus getting something done under pressure? Depends on the work. Have you ever had dandruff? No. Would you be comfortable discussing your sex life with a stranger? Yes. I’m way too open that I actually need to learn my limits most of the time. If someone compliments you, do you argue with them? I thank them of course but ultimately always doubt that compliment. Isn't it annoying when people do that? It can be but I get where they come from and why they feel the need to downplay it. Do you think sleeve tattoos look trashy? Not if it’s done beautifully. Have you watched NY Ink? No. Have you ever gone through a phase of crushing on EVERYONE? As a demisexual since birth, no. Do you have any clothes with spikes/studs on them? Hahaha no I don’t think so. If you had to get a portrait tattoo, who would it be of? My dog, if I HAD to. Do you have any stickers on any of your electronic devices? I have several stickers on my laptop, but only on the protector. Do you think half blonde/half dark brown hair is attractive? Whatever. Do you shop at TJ Maxx? No because we don’t have that here. Do you think love can ever be a mistake? Sure, if people claim that then I’m not going to invalidate it. Do you like the smell of men's colognes better than woman's perfumes? I’ve never compared both, plus I don’t get to smell men’s colognes a lot. Have you ever cut yourself purposely, for whatever reason? Yes. Do you know who Hank Williams III is? Unfamiliar. Can you remember what you last clapped for? I was at a documentary screening last Friday and the director was there, so we gave her a hand after the open forum following the film. Can you recall the last time someone called you stupid? No, but my mom might be able to help you with that. Have you ever given a pet to someone else? Never. If you have, did it make you feel sad? Have you ever liked someone you didn't want to like? Yep. Is your hair damaged? A little. It can get stiff as hell. When's the last time you watched an animated movie? Months and months and months ago. Would you rather be a mermaid or an angel? Neither.

[missbigbadwolfie]

The Wagners #12: Christian’s awakening

“dont be such a baby Chris!! this is a special day! you dont need that stupid doll” Alexis say attemping to snatch the elephant push from her brother

“im taking it!!” he shot back holding it tightly, alexis gripped the other end

“just leave it here!!”

“Noooooooo!!!!!”

 Mean while Kurt was in the hall, dressed in his best. he was tying his bow tie. Evee was picking up her dress from the cleaners and would be back soon.he sighed at the sound of his children bickering 

“hey you two stop fighting! you know i dont like that“ he called

the two children continued to holler putting at the poor stuffed animal. suddenly  there was a huge ripping noise and the children fell back. Christain hit the floor with a thud holding the ripped head of his stuffed elephant while Alexis stumbled back

the girl looked on in surprise. “oops.. uh, my bad”

Christians tail flicked abought slightly. the child slowly got to his feet, somethign was wrong.

“im sorry, but you pulled it too hard...“

Christian slowly turned to face his older sister but intead of calm grey eyes there were fierce predatory ones with tears looking back. this made alexis step back in fear

~his..his eyes.. theyre like mom’s!!~

Kurt looked down the hall when he heard a crashing noise, one after the other. Alexis tumbled into the hallway looking terrified

“Alexis??”

“Dad! Chris suddenly became all.. its bad!!“ she babbled “he- he;s all strong!“

 as she said this Christian stepped into the hall, a snarling expression on his face, fangs bared. recongnixng this   he rushed over. Chris was was gearing up to pounched his sister

“Christian,Nien!!!“

 in seconds he was between his children, suddernly he felt an intense blow to his stomach. Christian had punched him, the force knocking the air out of his lungs. hitting the floor with a thud Kurt blacked out

some short time later Evee re-entered her home now in the dress she picked up.

“ok guys i hope your..” she stopped when seeing her two children sitting beside their unconcious

“Christian? Alexis? what happen to your father??“

“mama it was an accident i swear!!“ the boy sobbed running up to hug his mothers legs 

~that night~

Kurt’s eyes fluttered open as he rose up to see he was in bed with a wet cloth on his head

“oh good your awake. Hank said you’s come to in a few hours but i was worried there for a while“

“Schazten what happen?“ he groaned, the man filinched feeling a straining pain in his stomach

“Alexis told me what happened. i guess upseting Christian trigger his abilities. with my type of mutation flares of rage will make it arise”

“mien gott, he’s just a child. how could he hit so hard”

“hey, i was pretty strong too when my powers surfaced, you lucky he didnt kill you” the shewolf laughed

“im so glad you find this humorous..” he muttered “ wheres Christian?”

“in his room. he’s pretty upset about hurting you.ill bring him in later. for now you need to rest up” Evee stated laying him back, kissing his forehead “he knows you know he didnt mean to” she reminded

Sighing Kurt reluctantlly laid back down, stroking his stomach, that was gonna be sore for awhile

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