#And I feel like some pretentious assfuck

[stinkystankystunky]

Every week I teach a 3rd grade class about socioemotional learning.

And there’s this one kid who for like 2 months now has been making up lore about me and my job.

Once I brought Starbucks. Already a bad move with kids, I know. Plus I was a dumbass and didn’t switch the cup. All the “feelings” art they drew that day were Starbucks. With “Well I feel like I want Starbucks! >:(” as the rationale.

But this kid was talking to his neighbor about whether it was fair for me to have Starbucks. (Another note, they absolutely think I’m 16. I’m 25).

And he said “well I want Starbucks, but I feel bad for her so it’s okay. Her boss forces her to smile all the time. It must hurt her face.”

Also apparently it’s super impressive that I drive a car. At 25.