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hantaslittlearsonist · 1 year

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I hate that I have so much fucking rizz when I'm fake flirting with someone I'm not attracted to at all but the second I'm even a little into you I turn into a bumbling not-even-human thing that can't string 2 words together 😭😭

#TrippleStruggles #Rizz #HELP #How do I flirt with people I'm attracted to????#Without panicking??#I went to a bar with some friends tonight but there were a few people I didn't know there including this SNACK of a man #He had a really unusual name too #And rings and bracelets and baggy jeans with Google written on his ass lmao #My extact type (or as close as a person who exists will get at least)#But I spent the whole night speaking with my friend instead #And I got an acquaintance to tell me “I see why your name is Arson now #You burn“#Like #Yes #I'm sorry..#I know :')

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