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#And they're hungry for a win after losing to the Dolphins
ginnyrules27 · 1 year
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It's been announced that Matt Milano, one of the best Defensive players and All-Pro player for the Buffalo Bills, fractured his leg in the game against the Jacksonville Jaguars yesterday. There's also talk that he might have torn his ACL which no one has confirmed but Sean McDermott has said the words 'It doesn't look good' and I just gotta ask...
WHY DO THE GODS HATE BUFFALO? WERE THE FOUR BACK-TO-BACK SUPERBOWL LOSSES NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? OR EVEN LAST YEAR, THE SEASON FROM HELL? IS THIS DELAYED KARMA FOR OJ SIMPSON BEING A FORMER BILLS PLAYER? OR EVEN OUR FORMER COACH MARV LEVEY BEING PICKED TO COACH UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA-BERKELEY FOOTBALL BY OPPENHEIMER HIMSELF? OR IS IT BECAUSE MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER WAS A FAILED BOOTLEGGER FROM BUFFALO?
(I honestly don't know how those things would impact Buffalo's karma but it's honestly the only negative things Buffalo has produced that could have turned the scales of the universe against the City of Good Neighbors)
Just to recap everything the Bills had to go through last season:
-The Tops grocery store shooting
-Dawson's Knox' brother died from a fight with cancer
-Losing to Miami and having players collapse from the heat (not the biggest obstacle but it's the Dolphins so losing to them will always sting)
-Losing Micah Hyde in week 2 due to a neck injury
-Losing Von Miller on Thanksgiving (the same game we got Tre White back from his ACL tear last Thanksgiving)
-Having to play three road games in 12 days because of the snowstorm the week before Thanksgiving
-Damar Hamlin collapsing
-Having the number one seed stolen from us because Gods forbid the Chiefs be less than first
-and finally, that shit show of a Divisional Round game where our Quarterback ran in our only touchdown which started the whole offseason 'Stefon Diggs wants to leave' mess!
...and yet I watch football every year and wonder why my doctor thinks I seem stressed.
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