#Asaego Xiliti

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Feat. Fedeun from @thefourdiamonds-fantrolls, Eloth from @memurfevur, and Bealxi from @asks-n-trolls

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Oh nannay~ OYE! OYE!~ Ha☧☧y diamond's night!! - Asaego @ Nannay

Oh my Goodness, Asaego, this Gift is just Magnificent~!!! You've made Me the Happiest moirail In Alternia~! Come to My hive Tomorrow night, I've got A gift For you As well~ Happy Diamond's Night~! <>

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Asaego has TWO moirails???

Welp....cat out of the bag…ye☧…I got that moirail rizz, fuckers~ Omnius and Nannay!! AHAHAHA!~ Suck it haters, my moirails are AWESOME!

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Hiding...

Just some Asaego angst cause now he and I are kinda in the same boat in a fucked up way.

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YA'LL ARE GONNA DIE!!!

ASAEGO IN DRAG!!

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(i dont think I ever posted this here... If I did...oh well, friendly reminder) Heiros Belongs To @norts-trolls

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Okay now Soyuka you have to either save Taluco or Asaego off the train tracks via lever. Who ya killin?

Yohoho...Im still saving Taluco...cause I know that Asaego will be saved by either Heiros or Tittal...so he is gucci

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So…does that mean…based on what I've researched…does that makes Omnius a Tumblr Se✖y Dude?~

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Me when I see Granny Trov:

)Oh...I guess I have, what you younglings called, "Rizz!?"( )Right, did I say that right?( [Treyfa choking Asaego for teaching her that]

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hey asaego, um, your moirail got kind of out of hand tonight

I...h-hey..who told y'all about my...I mean...Omni☧ussy? My ride and die? My suit to my high?

Listen, just because we get high and wear cat ears together and then watch 3 hours of bad soa☧ o☧era, doesn't give you guys the right to bully him!! Now what are you fuckers doing to him!?

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Also

(I love this fucking pokemon SO much!! Asaegocore! Or a curse Soyuka and Asaego Fusion)

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Asaego, do you remember your lusus? If so what was the best memory you have that includes it?

Oh...yea...dad was awesome. Never a dull night when he was around, every night was a great memory, but if I HAVE to choose... My first time on the swings, used to be scared of them...but he trained me for the real thing by contorting his body in a swing-like sha☧e with his tail!

And then that night came...I climbed on...he ☧ushed me...and well... I was ha☧☧y. He was so ☧roud. That is why I sometimes like smoking at ☧arks with swings...

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Omnius sends Asaego a text: As it is Quads Day celebration this week... I am formally inviting you and your wife over for dinner at the end of the week. If that is acceptable, of course. There is also an inquiry I wish to ask you.

HELL YEA!! FREE FOOD!? OMNIUS!? DINNER ☧ARTY!? DO I SMOKE WEED!?!?! OF COURSE IM COMING!!

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How the fuck did you fit so much TV back there-

Soyuka: [cough, cough] Yohoho...Heiros!! [cough, cough] Asaego: SHUT UP, SOYUKA!!! And besides...who's asking!!!

Asaego: Who wants to know!?!? Show yourself, coward!!! I'll kick you in YOUR ass!! Soyuka: Yohoho...Watch it be a Highblood...imma laugh... Asaego: OYE!! OYE!! Fuck off, Soy Milk!!

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Asaego my guy you are very scrawny like you can be hanged up in a closet you are a twig

DAMMIT, WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SLEE☧ING ☧ATTERNS!! WAS IT NANNAY!! DAMMIT NANNAY, WHY YOU SNITCHING!? @you-cansci-me