#Asmodeus was in honour of Beelzebub Carlos’s cat

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random rotten four headcanons:

• none of them have any texting etiquette so they routinely leave each other and the gc on read. and they don’t see anything wrong with that

• the only person allowed to have the aux when it’s the four of them is Evie. Both Mal and Jay put their punk/rock songs way too loud aka “how they’re supposed to be listened to, Eves!” and they can’t hear each other

• Carlos is not allowed to have the aux ever because he’s such a wild card with the music that it gives everyone whiplash. they’ll have abrasive hyperpop followed by an acoustic song and not see anything wrong with that

• Evie actually has a specific playlist for when they’re all together. It’s soft music that can be played in the background without being boring (i’m thinking HER, Brent Faiyaz, Frank Ocean, The Marías, etc)

• they have so many hair products in their bathroom. special products for Carlos’s curly hair, all the different shampoos and conditioners and balms that Evie rotates through, shampoos that maintain fairy magical colours for Mal, three different mint shampoos that Jay insists are distinct, so many heat protectors and brushes (Evie has at least 5, and they all serve a purpose)

• skincare is right there too. just tonnes of stuff. worst offender is Evie, of course, who buys a mask/cream/emulsion/literally anything every time she walks into a shop that carries skincare. plus she brews her own stuff. but there are also at least 3 sun screens (Mal, she’s pale as hell and burns really easily), a pound in clay masks (Carlos, he finds it super relaxing+it’s something they can do together) and a lot of scrubs and moisturisers (Jay, he’s out training and playing under the sun all the time, his skin would be like a turtle’s if he didn’t take care of it)

• Evie doesn’t know how to drive. she doesn’t see a point in learning because she can always make one of the three drive her places (it’s usually Jay)

• Carlos loves playing video games together, he’s up for literally anything but when it’s all four of them they usually default to something like Mario Kart

• Soon they remember that Mal can not play competitive ones because Carlos always wins and when she’s like “how tf do u do that u wizard” he just says “you should simply get better idk what to tell you”

• but she loves watching him game. he’ll just be playing some single player on his PC and she’ll come in, lay in bed and watch him play. she genuinely finds it so entertaining

• Jay is really good with detail work, tiny stuff like sequins and such so he always helps Evie out in the studio with that

• he also fucks around with scraps and extra beads and stuff and makes like bracelets or keychains to hang on others’ backpacks/bags

• when Jay has an away game, he leaves post it notes with stupid jokes/pick up lines or just some sweet nothings around the apartment for the others to gradually find

• they have 3 pets: Dude, a chocolate doberman named Asmodeus, or Modee, and Mal’s tarantula Meg, short of Megaera

• when it’s time for any documents or taxes of stuff like that Jay and Mal simply leave the room. they know that they can fuck it up by simply being too close

• Mal is not allowed in the kitchen after the incident where she tried to be romantic and make them breakfast and set the place on fire

• when they first move to their apartment, they get two queen sized beds and just move them together but that resulted in whoever was in the middle sometimes falling and getting stuck in the tiny space between the beds

• eventually, they get an alaskan king and it’s heaven. Evie convinced them to splurge on supper fluffy blankets and pillows and the whole experience is like sleeping in a cloud