there’s very much two kinds of vicar amelia art
-straight distilled body horror. life itself is a form of torment. what does it really mean to be human
-that wolf has the biggest bonkhanagahoogs you have ever fucking seen. fat fuckin tiddies on this wolf
i love the bloodborne fandom
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When someone knocks on the bathroom stall door, it's probably the closest I'll ever feel to a Bloodborne NPC, so I always try to give good advice. They've been hunting beasts on the fifth floor, did you know? Hmmmm...best you stay away, lest you be mistaken for one. It'd be a pity...
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when u mom doesn't let u have chimken numget
reblog to give her numget or the flesh of men
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Dumbest take I've seen in this fandom is accusing Gehrman of pretending to be disabled. I'm not making this shit up I swear to god. The existence of ambulatory wheelchair users aside, did they. Did they miss the part where his entire foot is gone. Did they miss that he also uses a cane. MOREOVER did they miss the part where in Ending 2 you're sitting in the wheelchair that he used to use in the Dream thereby implying it is a function of the dream and a physical manifestation of a mobility limiter (rather than aide) that the moon presence likely set in place to cap the power of the host hunter.
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Pookie the way you write Lady Maria has me on a chokehold...
Ughh can you write some smut for her? Maria x fem reader enemies to lovers hate fuck? Maybe after that they dont hate each other that much lol
Maybe they hate each other becase reader and gehrman dont like each other, and Maria as gehrman student starts fighting with her as well over the years. One day things get heated in a fight and they both realize they're too close and both give in to their pent up desire
Hate fucking with Lady Maria
note -> I'm glad you like my Lady Maria works! There are almost not fics or HCs of her :[[
warnings -> NSFW WRITTEN BY A MINOR!!
content includes -> fem! reader, hate sex, rough sex, fingering, bite marks/hickeys, mentions of safeword, they start to tolerate each other after.
Maria doesnt know how it happened, the two of you despited each others existance, and yet here she was, fucking you on her bed after one of the hunts, maybe it was all the tension between you two, but all she knows is that she wants you right here and now
She was very rough with you, ripping off your clothes cleanly before not so gently forcing your legs apart, but not before asking you for a safeword, she might hate your guts but she isnt a man who doesn't know when to stop
Maria would fuck you at a fast pace with four of her fingers, making you moan and scream her name as she leaves huge hickeys and bite marks all over your neck and shoulder, mumbling how much she hates you
She would kiss you so desperatly as she fucked you, four of her fingers inside of you, making your legs shake from all the pleasure and slight pain she was giving you, your throat sour from all the screaming and begging
After that night you two started to tolerate each other much better then before, wven spending some nights with each other
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