#Bony eared Assfish || Crack

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" ...... Why would you ever wish to cut back upon the fried crickets?"

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"I take it being suddenly surrounded by beautiful women is not something which happens often to you?"

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Chatters at the screen. Why is there a mini-her on her puter. For what reason has this occurred.

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" ....... What is a mime?"

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"That is hardly new! Even I already knew that about Vicky!"

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@ragnofiglia replied to your post:

every day molly grows more longing into wanting to adopt miri as her own-

Her father is a negligent absentee, her mother is dead ( and she might have been groomed to replace her but we don't have time to get into that now ), and she's soooooo adoptable!

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"Oh, that is hardly that strange! Vera poisons her lipstick all of the time, and that has never stopped myself nor any other!"

" ....... Though it is a little gauche, is it not, to copy someone else's style?"

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Oh, how everyone wishes her wanting to be punished was just a sex thing.

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"I would certainly hope it does!"

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Hah! 'Add her to the arsenal'... That gets Miranda tilting her head at the ground, jaws slinging open in a mad cackle, too barking and too raw, evoking both a seal and a hyena. It's a joke no one else will appreciate, but she will.

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^ Butch dreamboat, baby. ^

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       Happy Pride Month!!!! Come fuck this thing!!!!!

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      “Ohio is not real, it cannot hurt you!”

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Hi hello she loves you so she needs to shove her giant face up against yours as close as possible. Just get right up into your business all the time. It's okay, you forfeited your personal space when you got attached to her, after all.

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To be fair, being a good cook matters far less to her than a certain other, highly specific, food-based skill.