#But like I need something to occupy my brainrot while we wait for more crumbs

[finisnihil]

Since we currently don't know much about Yaoshi and Luocha's dynamic (AS OF THE FINAL WEEK OF 2.4) other then he hates them and is actively trying to kill them, I like to imagine the hilarious scenario that Yaoshi is like a weird helicopter mom.

Luocha's like "yeah Yaoshi's immortality is awful and evil we gotta kill them" and then Yaoshi is like "HELLO MY HUMAN BOY, I HEARD YOU MADE A FRIEND, CAN I MEET THEM? :D"

Luocha and Jingliu in the Shackling Prison and the mara-struck in the cells near them are like "Hey dude Yaoshi says to be back by curfew" and Luocha and Jingliu share a Look (blindfold on, it's funnier).

The coffin is there to be a babysitter.

There's literally no canon precedence for this I just use it cope with having no Luocha lore because it's funny.