#CARDENS SHITPOST FUNERAL

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We are here today to remember the life of Carden Jamzu Kaplunk. They were killed by their own husband, @solluxcaptor0twinarmageddons, for sending him 403 messages while he was offline. We shall remember the chaotic and Homestuck-filled life Carden had, and remember, "You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself relevant. And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero. You just have to know who you are and stay true to that."

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