#Chandry waving around a sack of flour intended to represent baby Caine shouting 'FORSOOTH! and he shall be mine disciple!'

[shepherds-of-haven]

i'm actually unnaturally excited for the ascendacy festival scenes i need to see this shitty play so bad

I'm honestly so stoked for it, if the Ascendancy Festival wasn't such a crux for several romance routes I would have written it by now! I absolutely need this play to be absolute dogshit narratively and accuracy-wise, but dressed in the most high-handed Shakespearean language I can muster so the whole city (outside of the people that it's based on) will go hog wild for it and demand constant encores and it becomes like THE cultural phenomenon of the year...