#CocoaOverload

[not-glorfindel-stop-asking]

Eredin, if you had to choose between a lifetime supply of cocoa or a lifetime supply of cinnamon rolls, which would you pick?

*Eredin, looking utterly distressed as he clutches his cocoa mug*

Oh, no... this... this is so... so unfair! I mean, cocoa has been my constant companion! It's... it's warm, comforting, and... and it pairs so wonderfully with everything! I—uh, I’m sorry. But cinnamon rolls are—oh, they’re so soft, and... and sweet... and sticky. The glaze, the cinnamon swirl... Ai, I don’t even know how to—!

*He pauses, clearly torn and flustered.*

Wait, no, I—bites his lip nervously—but the cocoa! It's essential! It’s everything! But the rolls... I... he sighs, staring between the two options like they’re life-or-death decisions How could anyone make me choose between these two heavenly things? Is it even possible to live without both? I—I’d be miserable without either!

*After a long, agonized pause, he looks at you with wide, innocent blue eyes.*

Okay, okay... I... I’ll choose the cocoa, but only because, well, the rolls... he looks wistful they’re... they’re so... chewy. But cocoa’s warmth? There’s nothing like it. Though... I might need to sneak in a cinnamon roll or two from time to time. Right?

*With a sheepish grin, he shrugs and adds one last thing.*

...You know, I could totally have a lifetime supply of both, couldn’t I? Just... just hypothetically speaking?

*He quickly adds hashtags before leaving the room, still flustered and muttering about cinnamon rolls and cocoa.*