#CodeForLaughs

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Funny Computer Science Quotes for Kids 

Here are some funny computer science quotes suitable for kids:

Why did the computer keep freezing? It left its Windows open!

Computers are like air conditioners - they work great until you open Windows!

Programmers don't byte. They nibble a bit.

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

Computers are like magic boxes, but don't try putting a rabbit in there!

Debugging: being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs!

I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

In coding, the only bugs are the ones you can't find.

Programming is like a recipe. If you miss just one ingredient, it can turn into a disaster... or a robot uprising!