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River (3) refused to sleep last night. Just straight-up declared herself queen of the moon and partied until 3am.
She’s now doing laps around the living room like a caffeinated otter.
Me? I’m a shell of a man. A husk. A dad-shaped zombie. Send coffee. Send sleep. Send help.
#DadLife#ChaoticNerdDadEnergy#ParentingIsAVideogameIDidn’tChoose#SendBackup#CoffeeIsMyAlignment#SleepDeprivedButStillGeeky
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