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That trick didn't work a third time...
#espio the chameleon#charmy bee#sonic series#sonic fanart#fanart#shth 2005#this was a PAIN to render#rule of funny dictates that if smashing the computer happened a third time the computer would simply shatter#trust me i'm an expert#i need to work on smaller things before i completely burn out now#i will post espio everyday until you like him#i need to work on a giant christmas image though fuuuuck#death by love of chameleon
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I do think the excitement was probably addling them just a bit, because there's a distinct lack of tools with which to beat a hasty retreat
Given the Beasty's apparent reach, trying to Kite it out of the city is perilous to put it mildly.
All the better to keep Moloch, subject matter expert in Fleeing, nearby!
#girl genius#page react#I'm very sincere calling Moloch that btw#he fled Wulfenbach forces and Bang specifically#He fled a medical quarantine and the baron's lockdown in Beetlesburg#He survived for months in Castle Heterodyne#and fled the Fun Size Death Dispenser with such Skill that Violetta was agog#hence: subject matter expert!#in other news my computer decided to scare me by forgetting how to copy paste#which is a solid part of how I format up these reacts#I was breifly concerned I might have to push this into tomorrow purely for technical challenge#but it seems to have recovered after reboot so hopefully that was a one-off fluke and not something that will recur...
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buncha doodles
#dgs#tgaa#ace attorney#gyakuten saiban#dai gyakuten saiban#the great ace attorney#hey im back at drawing#asougi kazuma#naruhodou ryuunosuke#herlock sholmes#iris watson#iris wilson#mikotoba susato#imma be honest the reason i wasn't drawing was because i was playing the sims 4. cringe i know#and the reason i'm back is because my computer decided that it couldn't support the game any more#rip to my casitas#i might post them here#i had tried making baker street windibank's phoenix and edgey's offices and more#i'm an expert at building in the sims now#if only my computer could handle my talent#aa#art#sketch dump#digital art
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Sharing here a photoshoot from my first computer to celebrante the MSX DAY #MaySiXth (model Expert XP-800, made in Brazil by Gradiente company)
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hello! I love your gifs so much and wanted to try my hand at making some. do you have a tutorial by chance?
AWW YEAH!!!! it's quite easy once you get the hang of it imo, at least the way i did mine was just a few steps.
download the source media somehow!
using a video editing program, clip and export the specific small section that you want to gif. a few seconds is best but it can be shorter or longer, you just kind of get a sense for what looks good when it's in a repeated format. i'll sometimes edit the clip further by cropping out seconds or even scenes in between. really you could work any kind of editing magic here before you make it a gif.
drop your clip into a gif maker! i use ezgif. you can also just upload full videos here and specify the time cutoffs without step 2, but i find that harder personally. then just play around with the size and frame rate, and other settings if you want, until you reach a quality you're happy with. i find that larger sizes actually end up looking worse sometimes because the rendering can start acting weirdly.
after you convert to gif, you can click write to add subtitles, effects to change the colors and saturation, and optimize to mess around with the compression level if desired or necessary. compression level makes the gif smaller, which is sometimes needed because social media like tumblr will kill you if your gifs are too big, but if it's too compressed the gif will look nasty. for subtitles, it's just basic aesthetics about font coloring and size, not including too many words in one gif, and avoiding widows, which are when you have lone words that go into the next line and leave a lot of empty space on either side.
don't forget to scroll all the way down and create animation or apply effects or optimize or whatever button will let you save whatever you just did. then just right click and save the file and boom, you now have a gif!
#i do everything on my computer so if you're on phone and some part of this doesn't work then i'm sorry!!#🌃#good luck with your gifmaking!!!#i'm definitely not an expert i just fuck around until i find out HAHAHA so i am sure you will be able to improve on my technique#but i hope this helps you get a sense of how to start :D
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So the ARG introduced us to _6A1F7106A_$ (which some clever people decoded to jmj), the username for a mysterious person who dropped clues for the game, as well as making ominous statements such as "my mind is all corners."
It also gave us FR3-D1, a proprietary algorithm used by the OIAR which may be a sentient AI in disguise...
...And Freddie, an OIAR employee and the possible namesake for the FR3-D1 algorithm - or, potentially, the person whose consciousness was uploaded into a computer to form the basis for its programs.
There's an argument to be made that _6A1F7106A_$/jmj, FR3-D1, and Freddie are the same entity, currently existing as a sentient computer program.
Now, the trailer has shown us what appears to be the Fr3d1 OS v2.0 booting up, including the jmj.mag 2023 Beta and the... hard drives, I think? Called J.01, M.01, and J.02.
Other clever people have noted that cassette tapes can be used to store programming code, and that J.01, M.01, and J.02 could stand for Jon, Martin, and Jonah - which is to say, that the tapes from TMA could have been used to build a program integrated with the Fr3d1 system, and named after the prominent voices on the tapes. This integration could explain the _6A1F7106A_$ thing - the AI's username being code for three of its strangest new drives.
All this to say, I'm thinking about Jonny, Alex, and Tim Fearon being credited as blurry, unreadable names, and wondering... what if they are, in fact, all playing Freddie, who has no voice of their own and can only speak through the voices of the ghosts in the tapes?
#this is assuming that tim fearons is playing a verion of jonah#and discarding my original idea which was that jmj was jonah magnus junior#the magnus protocol#magnus protocol speculation/analysis#tmagp arg#tmagp spoilers#my magnus protocol stuff#original post#dont mind the jumbled computer terminology#im very much not an expert on all that#fr3-d1 | freddie
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one of my friends is a biologist & i was really amused hearing some of her stories yesterday because they put into context just how believable newt's kaiju drift is as Shit A Biologist Would Do. like my friend has personally met both a guy who got infected with a botfly larva and didn't do anything to remove it (because he just didn't mind), and another guy who identified a tapeworm species by intentionally exposing himself to it (he had it narrowed down to 2 species and needed to know if it was the one that would infect humans) (it was)
#newton geiszler#unscientific aside#drifting with a kaiju is on a whole different level of dangerous. but still.#he's an expert on them. he knew (thought he knew) what he was doing#can also confirm from personal experience that hermann is extremely accurate as a mathematician#like theres a whole range of personalities in mathematics so that part is just 'hes believable as an eccentric academic'#but mathematicians have A Thing about chalkboards#90% of the math profs i had used chalkboards and the 10% who didnt have chalkboards used powerpoint slides#cant remember seeing anyone use dry erase boards except one poor TA who had to fill in one time and was STRUGGLING#well and profs from my non-math classes#also if you ask math people why they like math i think roughly half of them will say something about the beauty of the universe#also his exhausted sigh when pentecost says 'i need more than a prediction' lmao. buddy i have BEEN there#oh and the fact that they have him doing some computer modeling & that he wrote code for the jaegers#extremely overlapping disciplines. i had mandatory computer science courses alongside algebra and stats and all that#& you need to be able to write at least a little code to do the predictive model stuff hes doing#anyway yeah i love them. best eccentric scientists#ask to tag#parasites
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i am filled with contempt
#wraith notes#my computer sometimes stutters and im a little angy about it#SOB did i build the pc wrong??? is it the wifi???#im not an expert so i literally only have google to go off of#i got all the parts from a trusted website... maybe its the graphics card???#if it is how do i find a better one??? i dont have graphics card money SOB SOB#(i dont even remember my computer's specs JAHDSJH)#all the parts are pretty new so OUGHHHH
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i need to make more da gifs but i forget what i have clipped 😭😣
#my computer is bloated w disorganized video files currently ahaha 😭#i had to offload all of my bg3 clips bc it ate up all my storage LMAO#chelle.txt#i clipped more viv convos so maybe i'll load up one of those tonight 🤞🤞#<- saying this publicly so maybe i will be more motivated to do it 🤧🙏#also i think i'm committing to making a tutorial / guide to gifmaking!!!#i am not a tech expert or anything tho so it'll be very tailored to my specific process#but hopefully it will help someone out there!!!
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if you've ever wanted to know how computers translate electricity into letters and numbers and whatnot, this article about encoding is really cool and beginner-friendly. Tl;dr on/off = 0/1 (I'm not sure which is which) and the strings of ones and zeroes get turned into characters by encoding, which is essentially a big reference table that says things like "01000001 = A." If you've heard of ASCII, that's an example of an encoding scheme. The kicker, though, is that there are countless encoding schemes and if you use the wrong one to translate your ones and zeroes into text, you get gibberish. Computers have to be told which one they're receiving information in - and if you deal with programming or software development, this can be messy.
I fell down this rabbit hole because one of the lab instruments at work spat out a text file using an encoding scheme called UFS-16 (a version of Unicode, which is like a big master encoding system designed to include all the possible characters you could ever need, in practically every language on earth. Fun fact, there's an unofficial version of Unicode that includes Klingon letters!) but the software I was using to process the data wanted UFS-8. It took me most of an hour and accidentally turning said text file into Chinese characters (used the wrong encoding system, oops) before I figured it out.
#science is fun some days! that sounds sarcastic and it kinda is and isn't at the same time#i am annoyed at having to deal with code but it's fun too. this article was the fun part of my day. debugging was not.#hylian rambles#hylian does science#if i have explained this wrong be nice please i am not a computer expert. i'm just trying to summarize the article. it explains better than#i do but it's LONG#do correct me if I'm wrong but politely please#computers#TIL
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"Poor meow meow (tortures people)"
Does this mean there's lore for the dessert vampires au 👀👀👀👀👀
theres always been lore ! im still fleshing it out though, theres no overarching plot rn its just setting up the most important base details i have a REALLY clear vision for how i want to introduce the whole au so its pretty unfortunate i cant share anything until i drop the introduction
#ESPECIALLY since hand machine broke (BOTH OF THEM NOW.)#im what experts like to call FUCKING STUPID and i fucked up my left hand in the EXACT SAME WAY as my right hand 😭😭😭#downloaded sims 4 cc for like 5-6 hours straight and gripping my mouse for that long caused the literal Exact same pain in my left hand#down to the pinky joint and all#and i think i overexerted my hand again finishing that comm the pain flared up in my right hand again#so i cant do SHIT RN#would love to be writing out the introduction to desert vampires#but i can barely use the computer without both my hands exploding at me#this planet is a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#letting them heal is so hard when theres nothing to do without my hands !#so for now ill just rotate them really fast in my brain#maybe ill shake some plot points out of them
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THEM.
#THE WAY KIRK SAYS 'BONES!'. AUUCKKK#cant tell if spock is running towards him for contact or trying to get him tf off kirk but NEVERTHELESS#ITS SOO THEYREEE SOOOO#AUUCUHHHH#IM NORMAL#not equipped for rambling#even spock is relieved. im so. isjksnksnmgnsmgnnf#i love this episode its so#all the dialogue between kirk and spock KIRK GETTING SPOCK TO MAKE THE COMPUTER OUT OF SPITE LMFAOOO#i love them so#' perhaps the accident i had as a child-' 'THE ACCIDENT HE HAD AS A CHILD-'#mr jim expert bluffer and bullshitter kirk#kirk tos#spock tos#star trek#star trek tos#city at the edge of forever#OH AND ALSO?? 'BY HIS SIDE. AS IF YOUVE ALWAYS BEEN THERE AND ALWAYS WILL BE'?? WIDLSNGNSNNGNS#IM NOT OAYKJNHNWY#just like. ignore what happens right after this.
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I think the crisis is for now (i say for now because im always prepared for something to happen out of nowhere) averted wrt the computer not booting to windows 🥹 I don’t know how this makes sense because the expert that fixed it doesn’t know why this happened either, but something with installing the new cpu fan did something to the slot my storage goes into (it kept boot looping to bios because it could no longer detect my storage at all)
BUT there’s another slot on the bottom of the motherboard we could put it in (it’s below the gpu which is a bit awkward but clearly the original slot wasn’t working) and now it boots 🥹 When i ran tests, xiv stuttered a bit when loading the title screen and character select, but doesn’t stutter in game… bit confusing but im hoping it’s just a quirk with recompiling shaders or the pc acclimating to being changed around (we reseated almost everything and reset the cmos battery and reflashed bios in the process of trying to get the motherboard to detect the storage, so we did do quite a bit)
But!!! Fingers crossed this is the last crisis 🥲 Temp wise, it’s actually been incredible, the new cooler keeps the cpu at mid 50c-60c even in high traffic zones (i used to get low 70s-high 70s constant, which was probably safe but i wanted the extra peace of mind since i am stuck with this 14th gen) Quite literally operating on wishes and prayer with this thing 👍
#more journaling#some good news…i think 🥹#but fr if i had a nickel for every separate computer expert ive brought this thing for repairs to that said they’ve never seen this problem#before…i could buy a gumball from a gumball machine bro….
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Asked my brother to ask one of his friend to help me fix my sound issues with Linux using EasyEffects
My brother: I know you don't like it but have you tried asking ChatGPT?
Me:
I broke my headphones 😭 have to use my earphones instead and the sound became so awful. Can't use the laptop's own speakers because they've been out of service for years. If I can't fix this awful sound quality soon I'm going to lose it.
#rapha talks#damn it all#i need a computer/sound/linux expert right now to take control of my laptop and give me back good sound quality#before i go deaf or resort to watching youtube/shows on my phone which uuuugh i'd rather not#and i need new headphones asap#earphones are fine for a short period of time but i much prefer headphones
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Going to college, what kind of laptop should i get and where are the best places to get it (besides amazon and walmart)
AYY I’m going to college this year too!!!
It honestly depends on your major and budget, I’m going for computer science so I got a laptop with 32GB RAM and 1TB storage, but that’s not completely necessary if you’re not doing a ton with computers. I wish I could’ve gotten a computer with an NVIDIA graphics card, but it wasn’t available for what I wanted so I had to go with intel graphics, which is subpar but it does the job.
If you’re going for graphic design/animation or anything in that field, I’d suggest getting a MacBook (air specifically, since it’s the lower price point). Apple has a tendency of baby proofing their computers, but they work extremely well for graphics. They’re definitely more expensive, so see if your college store has any discounts on computers, mine does.
If you’re going for a more STEM based field, get a PC. I personally like the 2-in-1s (laptops with a touchscreen that can fold backwards to work like a tablet) just because it makes it really easy to take notes on it, but sometimes that brings the price point up so it’s not the most important thing. As far as brands, I have a lenovo, but there’s a lot of laptop makers that are also decent. Just don’t get a chromebook.
I usually have just bought laptops from best buy when they go on sale, but I know there’s better places to buy. Once again, see if your college store sells laptops, sometimes you can get a good deal with that. Also, if you’re willing to get a refurbished laptop, that takes off a few hundred dollars usually.
#by all means I am not an expert in this yet#I’m mainly just going by what my computer technician mom has taught me#I’m still a nerd in training <3#if you have any more questions feel free to to just message me directly
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its always annoying when you reblog something that on its own is normal and understandable, but then someone reblogs it from you and you know they're doing so for reasons which you directly oppose and that are a misinterpretation of the sentiment behind (why you reblogged) the post
#o.#I wish I could complain about the insertion of AI into everything without it seeming like I agree with the ''omg its killing all the water''#people#I need to append a disclaimer that explains how machine learning works after every AI post I reblog/make#both sides in the 'debate' abt AI drive me absolutely insane. none of you know how it works#and I don't know either!!! my dad has told me about how the stuff he uses at his job works and I've watched some videos and read a little on#it but I am NOT an expert or even a computer scientist or anything#so I don't wanna be the one to be like hey this is how it actually works (at least not without a bajillion disclaimers) & here's why yall#are all wrong#bc the whole thing I'm mad about is uninformed people making a moral panic about how awful AI is#I don't want to accidentally insert more misinformation bc I think I understand more than I do#anyway.
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