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Three and a half idiots go ghost hunting (ft. Jimmy, Grian, Joel, and Impulse)

- It’s Grian’s first time playing, and he shows up late, taking even longer to change the settings

- Joel making it his mission to be the biggest menace in the game

- "Impulse, that's a telephone. That's not how you turn the tv off."

- "It's five past eight? Who gets haunted at five past eight?"

- Impulse dies the first game ("Oh, the only person who knew what they were doing, died!")

- Grian surviving the first round and immediately noping right out of there. He had to be sent a text to be told how to end the game

- *rapidly clicking flashlight noises*

- Joel embodying “the power of Christ compels you” ("Joel are you there?" *The most staticky audio* THE POWER OF CHRIST-")

- The Gang Struggles to Light a Single Candle ("I'M TRYING TO LIGHT THE BLOODY CANDLE, JIM!")

- This is then followed by them singing happy birthday to get the ghost to blow it out

- Jimmy points out every single magazine in the game to everyone ("It's your favourite magazine!" "Builder's weekly?" "No, CookingPro." "That looks delicious.")

- "Can the ghost leave the house?" "No, the ghost can't leave the house" *immediately leaves the house* "Okay, I'll just signal you from out here."

- "Why don't you talk in the walkie talkie so we can hear your fear?" "I'M DEAD, GRIAN."

- "No penalties!" "We didn't lose a single thing today!" Ghost Jimmy, standing right next to them:

- "20 whole bucks? We lost a man today! Someone died and we got 20 dollars! Jimmy, you're worth 4 McDonalds at best!”

- Jimmy and Joel try to film a vlog with the in-game camera. Joel ends up dying when they go back to fetch the camera ("The power of Christ did not help him.")

- "Did they find the ghost?" "AUUUUGH SHE'S HERE!"

- Grian, over the gravely walkie talkie: "Guys I'm gonna need a new pair of pants, thank you."

- The panicked singing of “Hey Baby (If You’ll Be My Girl)” as they flee

- Jimmy’s self-worth is now determined by fast food. ("You're worth a chicken burger, and that's about it." "Not even a McFlurry." "The ice cream machine wouldn't even be working.") ("Jimmy, nobody orders a filet-o-fish because it's disgusting." "You called me one earlier." "Exactly.")

- "Wow, I sound really annoying, why hasn't anyone told me?" Grian, upon hearing his echo

- They all get sidetracked by playing every musical instrument they can find and obnoxiously singing

- Grian says “I’m bored” and within minutes, Impulse and Jimmy are killed ("Alright, pick him up. Let's chuck him in the fire.")

- *over the walkie-talkie* "God, I hope he dies soon- Wait, wrong chat."

- Despite never playing before, Grian was the only one who didn’t die in any of the rounds, and also wasn’t scared (“I think I'm dead inside.")

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