#Cortex got one mosquito bite and won’t shut up about it

[dr-n-dustrielle]

Sigh

Second time I’ve had to put up a fucking “Missing” bulletin

*ahem*

Missing: Lab Assistants (2)

Description: both 5’9”, short light brown hair, creepy eyes

Last seen: In an unfortunate bit of angry wording, Cortex told them to “take a hike.” And, in an unfortunate bit of AI misunderstanding, they appear to have taken it literally

Names: both respond to “You there!”

They do not bite

If found, please bring them to the castle. We are frail mad scientists, most of whom are middle aged, none of whom are built for an island-wide trek