#DID YOU KNOW THAT CLIMBING ROPES WERE DESIGN TO STRETCH TO A CERTAIN EXTENT?

[i-love-ropes]

I FOUND THIS STRANGE OLD MAN ON MY LAWN

Note:

(Unknown if this is cannon in the Rope MF timeline)

HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS LOST AND NEEDED HELP FINDING HIS WAY BACK 

SO I AGREE TO HELP HIM

AND WHILE WE WERE WALKING HE TOLD ME ABOUT HOW HE IS A WAR MAN, A LEADER AND FOUNDER OF SOMETHING

I DON’T REMEMBER!

AND WITH WAR BEING ALL ABOUT SURVIVAL

I TOLD HIM THAT ROPES ARE GREAT TOOLS IN SURVIVAL SITUATION

BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!!!

DID YOU KNOW ROPES CAN BE USED AS A MAKESHIFT SLING FOR YOUR ARM?

IT CAN ALSO BE USED TO BUILD SHELTERS

IN MANY WAYS!!!

IF YOU HAVE A TARP, YOU CAN TIE IT BETWEEN TWO TREES AND PUT THE TARP ON TOP OF IT. AFTER THAT, YOU SPREAD THE ENDS OF THE TARP TO MAKE A TENT SHAPE AND NAIL OR HAVE SOMETHING HEAVY TO KEEP THE CORNERS DOWN

IF YOU DON’T HAVE A TARP, YOU CAN GATHER A BUNCH OF TWIGS AND USE TWO TWIGS TO MAKE A TRIANGLE SHAPE FROM THE GROUND TO TOUCHING EACH OTHER AND DO THE SAME ON THE OTHER SIDE, MAKE SURE THE TOP OF THE TRIANGLE CROSSES EACH OTHER A BIT. AFTER THAT PLACE A TWIG ON TOP OF BOTH TRIANGLE AND TIE A ROPE WHERE THE TWIGS TOUCH. AFTER THAT USE THE REST OF THE TWIGS TO FILL THE EMPTY SPACE BETWEEN EACH END OF THE SHAPE. USE LEAVES, OR ANY MATERIALS (I PREFER ROPES) TO COVER THE TOP AND TO COVER ANY HOLES THAT SHOWS THEMSELVES.

IT COULD BE USED TO SUSPEND YOUR FOOD IN THE AIR, SO IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR WILDLIFE TO STEAL YOUR FOOD.

YOU CAN ACHIEVE THIS BY-

(The rest was cut off. Simplified: you can also use ropes to fish, make snow shoes, build floating vessels, start fires, and make snares.)

WHILE I WAS TALKING ABOUT ROPES, HE INTERRUPTED ME!

WHICH IS VERY RUDE BY THE WAY!

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TALKING ABOUT ROPES!!!

HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT NEEDING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND THEN STARTED RUNNING

HE’S BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE

I’M TYPING THIS WHILE HE’S GOING

IF I’M BEING HONEST HERE,

HE’S VERY LOUD.

(Link to the sequel at the Kirby OC tournament)

@quanblovk