#DRAGON DEEZ NUTS LMAOOOO

[mapletine]

happy lunar new year!!!

hope everyone has a great start to the year of the dragon (deez nuts) 🐉‼️

+ process gif under cut 🐲

saury i didn’t save many rendering checkpoint imgs 😭😭 i was stressed on this one bc my stylus broke but we’re good now

closeups of parts i liked!!

[nesssblog]

DRAGON DAGON DRAGON I LAB YUUU

[txdxsh1]

RANDOM HEADCANONS OF THE KARASUNO FIRST YEARS I HAVE !!

genre: CRACK oh my god

authors note: i genuinely hope you guys like these cause it was so much to make hahaha

they share a spotify family plan

whenever they go to tsukishimas house to study, they all simp so hard for his mom, calling her a milf and shit-

meanwhile yams has a crush on akiteru HAHA

yes i believe in bi yamaguchi

they have contests to see who can tie their shoes the fastest

tsukishima and yamaguchi go to the library so often that the librarian knows their names

yamaguchi and hinata play just dance when they’re bored

kageyama screams randomly when he feels overwhelmed

they all SUCK at skateboarding HAHAHAH

like they literally go to the skate park and all end up just eating shit

they get better at riding in their second year tho :)

they all simultaneously had a david bowie phase

like i said in this post, they definitely make deez nuts jokes

kageyama: hey tsukishima, what band sings that one song called believer?

tsukishima: imagine dragons you idio-

yamaguchi: IMAGINE DRAGGIN DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE

of course your mom jokes are also very common

they went to play laser tag for yamaguchis 17th birthday and it was …… eventful

they all LOVE star wars

tsukishima and yamaguchi play rock paper scissors whenever they’re bored and have been keeping score for YEARS

hinata and kageyama truly cannot cook a single meal (not because they don’t know how, they’re just so bad at it)

oh my god they have a group chat and it’s … definitely something

it probably consists of them yelling at each other, reminders for practice, memes/tiktoks, talking shit, and so much more oh god

they play video games together and are on voice chat while they play

let’s just say a lot of vulgar language is used

tell me why yamaguchi straight up trips on literal air like all the time

tsukishima is scared of rollarcoasters but just says they give him a headache as an excuse

they get into arguments over the most stupid things and they continue the arguments into practice until daichi yells at them LMAOO

oh god can you imagine them on a 4-way facetime call ??

you can’t tell me they don’t have a minecraft server

they have a shared playlist and it’s a mess and like 50+ hours long

i’d like to think that tsukishima was the first one to learn how to drive which, in turn, means that the group begs him to take them places

daichi definitely forces them to do group bonding so they have a sleepover

they end up going to 7/11 at 3am and they all have way too much energy (except tsukishima who just desperately wants to go to bed)

kageyama can hold a handstand for an extremely long amount of time

tsukishima will avidly pretend he does not see hinata since he’s not in his line of vision LMAO

yamaguchi and kageyama live pretty close to each other so sometimes they’ll go on walks or go get snacks and sit on the curb

hinata gets songs stuck in his head all the time and by the end of practice, everyone has it stuck in their head too (and it’s always the most ridiculous songs lol)

cue everyone at practice mumbling the backyardigans theme song lmaoooo

yamaguchi is so accident prone like this boy gets bruises and cuts so often

kageyama likes feeding ducks at the park

they’re all double jointed

tsukishima and yamaguchi LOVE going to the movies and sometimes will purposely go see bad ones so they can laugh

they all like playing uno but get so competitive for absolutely no reason HAHA

yamaguchi owns a record player and whenever one of the other boys comes over, they ask him to play something on it

i feel like they can all play at least one instrument

they trip each other in the hallways and it’s SO FUCKING FUNNY

[kaitosimp]

I HAD AN IDEA FOR AN ULTIMATE ENTOMOLOGIST KOKICHI

too lazy to draw him

-“hey kaito, i just found a rare ant species! it’s called a dragon ant for short but you may have heard it’s actual name”

-“oh, really? what is it?”

-“dragon deez nuts across your face”

-still a little shit as always

-not as intense with killing bugs as gonta is, but he still finds it hypocritical that people will squish ants and then judge murderers solely because ant’s lives don’t matter as much

-unbothered king

-casually pulls centipedes out of his jacket and gives them to people

-“hey, hold your hands out.” drops centipede into your hands

THE FUCKING ANT NAME HAS ME WHEEZING LIKE FUCKING HELL LMAOOOO💀😭😭😭😭😂

BUT HONESTLY I LOVE THESE HEADCANONS AJAJAJAJAJA, IF KOKICHI WERE TO HAVE THAT TALENT THIS IS LITERALLY HOW HE'D BE ✋🏽

ALSO ALSO OH MY GOD NO THE CENTIPEDE THING, I HAVE A MEME FOR THAT

AND THIS IS HOW KOKICHI OUMA WOULD STEAL MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE, HE COULD LITERALLY ROB ME WITH A BUTTERFLY SO IF HE PULLS OUT A CENTIPEDE AND DROPS IT ON MY HANDS HE'D SEND ME TO MY DEATH