#Except dilftoru is a problem solver and dilfguru is scheming

[ysaefinn]

Thinking about DILF!stsg and how easy it would be to mess with them a lil as their independent baby

You’d be chilling on the couch or something, a lil bored. When out of no where (to them) you say “I’m thinking about going back to work” just so you can watch them shrivel up like worms hehe

Gotta keep em on their toes

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Tiny bit suggestive at the end

Im gonna hold your hands while i say these, these are older men and they are very much at risk of cardiac arrest STOP FREAKING THEM OUT THEIR HEARTS AREN'T WHAT THEY USED TO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This is actually something i don't think i can stop myself from doing TOT and i don't think they'll ever catch up they're roo blinded by fear, it's like playing a horror game, living in anxiety knowing a jumpscare is right around the corner (<- literally just bbg considering career choices)

THEY DO REACT TO IT DIFFERENTLY THO!!! I think dilftoru just jumps into action, and immediately tries to distract you with a tv show, swaddle you in his arms for aggressive cuddles, or a tickle attack (<- i would actually break his neck) while dilfguru just freezes and unintentionally gives you a murderous death glare, its ptsd flashbacks TOT he takes it a lot harder ;w; he does go back to his default customer service smile in a little bit (noticeably forced) and starts saying ominous shit like "well we'll just have to make sure to chase those thoughts away then" and either immediately starts stuffing your face with food or dick TAT