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[pickledzack]

Tuesday again Zack. For your various needs

[fireflyfoundations]

🌿 Oswald Green 🌿

Toyhouse page - Artfight page Gender - Male  Age - 30  Height - 5’7” (170.18 cm)  Species - Abyssinian cat  Cat Coat - Tan Sexuality - Pansexual Job - Half private detective half FF worker  Birthday - feb 5, 1888 Smug, stubborn, and tired detective that’s not the greatest at his job. Will never admit that he’s doing bad and always tries to put on a ‘better than you’ attitude. Although, he does have problems regulating his emotions, tends to cry out of nowhere, and or freak out for no particular reason, but he tries to tell people that never happened after episodes like that occur. Gets very attached to people very quickly, this can also result in jealousy if his friends are talking to others. Oswald was a major gambling addict and tended to go out practically every day to gamble his money he would get as a private detective - albeit, a bad one, so it wasn’t much - as he loved the thrill of it all. Although when he started to run out of money, he just kept going, resulting in him ranking up a massive amount of gambling debt from the casinos he went to. Which was making him have to deal with the organized crime groups running some of these casinos to be watching him at all times, even trying to confront him if he ranked up debts really high. At one of these casinos, he meets Milo, and when telling him about his debt Milo tells him about the foundation as it could help him get the money he could use to pay off his debts, and Oswald is instantly intrigued and agrees to join it. He meets Hazel in FF, and they end up working together quite a lot, becoming a close duo. Although, Oswald in a state of wanting to help others and to possibly stop his gambling addiction, decided to join the war. But this all turned out horribly for him, as a bad incident later happened leaving him heavily injured, including making him lose his right eye, which he later put in a glass eye for. The only good thing that came out of it all was him becoming close friends with Ginger, another person he met in the war. Later on, now out of the war, he stayed at Gingers place quite often due to him never really having a place to stay. Although, he could tell Ginger was having a hard time running his bookshop, so he mentioned the foundation to him, which resulted in him joining it. Now him, Ginger, and Hazel all worked together in the foundation doing jobs together. But, after noticing Ginger tended to go off on his own to places, he followed him, and witnessed Ginger and Obsidian - a person wanted by FF for murdering the once boss of FF - hanging out and chatting like they were good friends. This pisses off Oswald immediately and later confronts Ginger alone, with them getting into an argument, and Ginger leaves the foundation. Oswald is upset by this but Milo convinces him that Ginger is in the wrong and is a bad person for hanging out with Obsidian. Oswald then starts gambling again, and has to stay over at Hazels place due to not having a home to go to.

[lindsayfrazerdraws]

[spiderman616]

all the tumblr quotes that people think go hard but really dont are always about god and religion and christianity

[ozymoron]

fucking self portaait im so tired

old one i made in novermber last year down here :

ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ look at this fucked up emoticon i d=ffound. i love hm nayways look a tm y art

[beeejayy]

A few days ago my friend showed me an episode of bluey called the sign I know nothing of bluey but was on the BRINK of TEARS and felt like I shouldn't have even been crying because I know NOTHING of that show but it still HIT CLOSE

[ffxvizine]

Thanks for 90+ respondents of the polls we held a week ago! Our Ci-DILF-Ous wins! Seems pretty obvious to be everyone favorite, eh?

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[sandiggy]

DR FFART JUMPSCARE

he's the ABSOLUTE worst but i like him quite a lot, dont ask why. i do not know the answer to that question myself

[pickledzack]

College AU and Dark Nation is a rescue and also Rufus' service dog

[fireflyfoundations]

🩸 Hazel Carmine 🩸

Toyhouse page - Artfight page Gender - Male Age - 35  Height - 5’11” (180 cm) Species - Oriental longhair cat  Cat Coat - Solid black Sexuality - Aroace Sibling - Obsidian  Job - Higher-up of FF / Milo’s bodyguard  Birthday - Jan 1, 1883 Deadpan, easily annoyed, and rude. Heavily dislikes hanging around people for anything not related to work. Has major abandonment issues and tries to avoid making friends, and will push away anyone getting close to him in fear of them leaving him. Devoted Christian, goes to church a lot. He grew up in a small apartment with his mother and father, but after his mothers death due to the birth of his brother Obsidian, things became a lot harder for him, as his father wasn’t a nice guy and would constantly berate him. Suddenly he guessed his father had enough with him and his brother, and he ended up abandoning them with nothing. Hazel had to raise Obsidian all alone, and they grew up in a very poor environment because of it. Hazel didn’t really like Obsidian due to his rowdy nature and constant need for attention, so Hazel ended up being quite mean to him, even if he didn’t necessarily mean to at times. Due to Hazel barely having any money to keep themselves both in a stable living condition, he manages to join Firefly Foundations after stumbling upon Murphy, the boss of FF. He was in FF for years after that, even becoming a more well respected member throughout his time there. Hazel made sure to tell his brother to not join, as it was dangerous. But after telling him, unknown to him, Obsidian actually joined the Foundation. Hazel would notice he would be hurt every so often, but assumed it was due to his wild nature and didn’t question him on it much. After a long time of Obsidian in FF, he finally spilt the truth of him being apart of the Foundation, and that he’s also been dating Milo, Hazel is pissed that he would lie to him for so long, and the fact that Obsidian was dating a man didn’t help due to Hazel being heavily religious, Obsidian tries to bring up that Milo’s been horrible to him, but Hazel practically says he deserves what he’s getting as he was the one to get himself into that mess. Obsidian is devastated and runs off to his room. Hazel now upset, tries to sleep this all off but slowly starts feeling guilty for being so cruel to him, he gets up and goes to his room as to apologize for some of what he said, but Obsidian is already gone, leaving him all alone, and this only makes Hazel angry. Later on Milo tells him about Murphy’s death, and that Obsidian had murdered him. Hazel doesn’t necessarily believe him fully but ends up rolling with it, so blinded with rage at everything Obsidian has done he’d be willing to hunt him down. He then meets Oswald, who joined the foundation in order to pay off his gambling debts, they start working together and become quite the close duo, but Hazel could never admit that to himself or Oswald.

[sp4ce-catt]

fFart.

holy shit josh its really you

[lilithsterrarium]

... thinking about... gas.... belches and.... ffarts... >w<

[mordecaispe]

you think youre hot shit y,.our not a even acwarm ffart

[revanchistsuperstar]

Omfg this reminds me of a now infamous family tale of mine. We had just returned from a family vacation to freezing ass New York, it had taken us forever to find our car in the airport parking lot because my mother forgot where she parked it, the heat wasn’t working very well in the vehicle, my dad (driving) was a little lost and this was in the days before GPS, so obviously this is the moment my brothers and I decided the back seats of the Nissan Quest Minivan was the perfect place to hold an impromptu fake fart concert, and SHRIEK with laughter at our own melodious genius.

My poor father, at his wit’s end, finally rounded on us from the driver’s seat. Now here’s what you have to know about my dad:

He comes from a very particular type of New England Puritan stock that while is not his own world view sometimes possesses his body involuntarily, and when that happens, my punk rock, hardcore, NYC chef dad who has done every drug, toured the country and abroad with a psychedelic punk band, lost hearing in his left ear at CBGB, once got in a drinking contest with the Stinson brothers, and squatted in apartments with lesbian strippers for roommates is gone and is replaced with the ghost of Captain Miles Standish. And when this happens, his face goes RED, and his lips cease to exist. This in itself is already hilarious, which was always a problem for me and my brothers, because this only happens when he is BIG MAD.

And then, in this mode, my dad shouts, clipped, with emphasis and spit flying each time he pronounced an “F”:

“fFARTING. ISNT. fffFUNNY.”

Luckily for us, my mom broke first. She was SHRIEKING with laughter, and needless to say…. We didn’t get in trouble after that.

When she finally regained her breath all my mom could say was “Harlan, farting is unfortunately objectively funny.”

these 2 kids were having a goofy fart discussion & becoming increasingly silly about it & finally the teacher snapped & said in this super stern grouchy voice “Thats Enough. Everyone Farts. At Least Thirteen Times A Day.” & i honest to god thought the one kid was crying at first bc he was head on the desk, fists clenched, no sound even coming out laughing so hard. i was like boss thats the funniest possible way you couldve tried to end that

[exilley]

I ffart they call me. The farder

[adelle-ein]

regrets