#FHJDKFHLKJAS GIGGLING KICKING YELLING

[kagejima]

Pls they would be the best roommates 🥺 with all their little plants around the place. They would take care of each others plants while the other is out of town for games.

Me chanting with you: toshioomi sandwich, toshioomi sandwich,

fdjfadjks it's like sooo many hours later and im STILL thinking about toshiomi sandwich ehehehe.

BUT OH REYE OH NO OH REYE!!!!!!!!!

OH YOU KNOW I GOTTA WRITE ABOUT THIS NOW 😭😭😭😭

more thoughts under the cut (gender neutral reader)

the way i had "snailchan adventure" by snail's house on repeat while writing this though bc of the chaos of this fucking crack idea i had fhdjsfalksjasd also if you see a typo NO YOU DIDN'T, let it go, lmaoooo

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who everybody in the apartment complex loses their minds over. They're so polite and so sweet and so kind. They always help carry heavy things and they help elderly people with their groceries, and they'll always come over to your apartment and move furniture if you ask them to.

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who spend a lot of their time at home when they aren't at practice and just hang out with each other. They enjoy each other's company, it's easy to talk to the other. And even when they aren't at home, you can still find the two of them together.

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who are always out running errands together and they go to the farmer's market together every weekend too. Who don't realize how beautiful they are. Who make everybody stare at them when they're out. They've been responsible for more than one person running into something... Other people, poles, falling into holes.

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who share a lot of things - they share clothes, they share groceries, they share secrets.

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who decide that sharing is no longer on the table when it comes to you, who's currently now moving in across the hall from them.

And so...

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who are locking up before they go to the farmer's market, but the hallway is filled with boxes of all different sizes.

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who wanna know who it is - they haven't had a neighbor in a few months.

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who awkwardly stand out there in the hallway, waiting to see if you'll emerge from your apartment which is now currently open.

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who take one look at you and are both immediately smitten when you appear in the hallway, all precious and adorable and a lil sweaty. You're saying your name, you're holding out your hand for them to shake, they both start fighting and tumbling over each other to get to you first.

Roommate Wakatoshi who bites the inside of his cheek when Kiyoomi is faster to be in front of you.

Roommate Kiyoomi who makes sure to smile charmingly as he takes your hand in his, gently shaking it.

Roommate Wakatoshi who is quicker to ask if you need help moving anything and that he'll do it, and Kiyoomi is mad he didn't ask first.

Roomates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who glare at each other when you turn back around and try to think of what furniture you'd like moved where in the living room since you know you'll have trouble doing it by yourself.

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who try to out-do each other the entire time in your apartment. Wakatoshi wants to move the couch by himself, Kiyoomi is trying to get your mattress in it's proper place, Wakatoshi doesn't like that Kiyoomi is alone with you in the bedroom so he comes in and asks if you want the dresser moved.

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who enthusiastically agree to you ordering them pizza for lunch as a thank you for them helping you.

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who start arguing in hushed tones the second that you leave to go answer the front door.

"Stop trying to show off!"

"Oh please, you have a fucking back injury, don't you? Why don't you just leave? I'll take care of it."

"I'm not fucking leaving you alone, then you'll get their number, you little fucking snake!"

Roommates Wakatoshi and Kiyoomi who's faces immediately change from glares to smiles when you enter the bedroom with the pizza, Wakatoshi leaning against Kiyoomi and putting his arm on his shoulder, both of them shouting in excited surprise that you're back.

Yes, they've always shared everything.

But not this time.