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butchlifeguard · 11 months

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i wish alcohol worked the way it does in fanfiction. characters are like 'ohhghdgf im not gonna lie friend who i have been secretly pining for..... .I Like You and also im so scared because i have trauma that i am disclosing now. alcohol makes me really touchy so can we cuddle now' and actual drunk people will just like. sit on yr desk in a really inconvenient place and say shit

#desk is a long shot. more like half of my bed that i just covered with my art shit and like 4 pencils snapped under said drunk person #i still have inside jokes w my brother and my ex bc my mom did this and one of the things she said was 'dont let them touch yr feet.......'#FUCKNG HILARIOUS out of context #i mean if you want the context thats how people pass you at swim practice when yr slow. but its betyer without

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