#Frank secretly loves those kids so much it's something he'd do don't at me

[chvoswxtch]

Miss ma’am could I have an old fashion with Mr. Castle?👀

Creators choice, go wild my love <3

my fiesty little phoenix,

you can have whatever you'd like. thank you for letting me run wild with this one. I hope you enjoy. <3

headcannon below the cut

frank castle finally takes a goddamn day off

i personally think it's criminal we never got a single scene of what frank likes to do in his free time, so i'm taking it upon myself to make y'all feed into my delusions of what that would look like, because the man deserves a day of fucking peace, so let's give it to him

frank is an early riser. after years in the military, his body is just trained to wake up at a certain time, and no matter how much he wants to sleep in, he just can't

i'd like to think frank sleepily pads through his place, makes himself a strong brew of coffee, and goes outside to watch the sunrise. i think he would enjoy the peace, when it's early in the morning and everything is super still and quiet, and he just gets to exist for a little while, slowly let his body and mind wake up as he takes in the tranquil colors of the sunrise

maybe he'd make himself a nice lil breakfast. he strikes me as a bacon guy, so whatever he makes, just know there's bacon. he likes the applewood smoked thick cuts. don't ask me to explain, i can't. it's just something my soul knows

we saw that frank likes to read, so maybe he spends some of the morning working through a new book. he strikes me as someone that secretly loves murder mysteries, and mysteries in general. i'd like to think he gets really into them and really excited when he figures out the mystery before he reaches the end

"fuckin' knew it was the goddamn maid!"

frank also strikes me as a handyman, and i'd like to think he enjoys little projects. maybe he spends part of the afternoon giving his truck a tune up while listening to classic rock in the garage with a few beers (he's a classic rock guy, don't @ me. y'all saw how excited he got about those bruce springsteen tickets) maybe he's finally putting together some new furniture he got, or even building some new furniture bc he can fucking do anything. maybe he's repainting the spare bedroom bc the white walls were boring and frank's secret guilty pleasures are cooking and home makeover shows

in a perfect world, frank has a dog (it's definitely a sweet, beautiful pitbull) so maybe they go on a little walk together on a nice trail or maybe they go to the doggy park so they can play and when they come back they take a lil nap on the couch together bc it's fucking cute and they're sleepy so why the hell not

i'd also like to think that when the evening rolls around, frank goes to socialize bc the thought of him being lonely breaks my heart in ways i can't explain

maybe he goes over to the lieberman's for dinner and helps sarah cook, teaches david how to fix the sink that's broken in their guest bathroom, plays catch with zach out in the backyard, helps leo with a book report she's writing, and passes out with the kids on the couch twenty minutes into a movie they picked out

or maybe he goes out with curtis to a bar to have a few drinks, gets talked into (and drunk enough) to bust some moves out on the dance floor, giggles with curtis as they drunkenly stumble together to the closest twenty-four hour pizza joint, and ends up having a sleepover with him bc his apartment is closer and the pizza and booze made him sleepy

bonus points if curt doesn't make him take the couch and they just share his bed bc they're drunk and also brothers who cares (you're telling me all that time in the military together and there wasn't a "there's only one bed" situation? sorry, I can't suspend reality that much)

extra bonus points if he goes out with matt, karen, and foggy to josie's and is the only one that can keep up with matt in pool

"can't believe y'all let this bastard cheat you like this. this how you treat your friends, red? hustlin' 'em for free drinks? you're the worst goddamn catholic I ever met."

extra extra bonus points if foggy challenges him to a shot contest but then gets so drunk that frank has to carry him home over his shoulder and karen gets several pictures and videos and matt can't stop cackling

extra extra extra bonus points if he's having to carry matt AND foggy home drunk over his shoulder (bc he could) and karen is still being the absolute mvp getting so many pictures and videos while giggling

i just want this man to have a good fucking day that's all, thank you for coming to my ted talk

[smellslikemultifandomimagines]

Hey, it’s me again! Hope u don’t mind, but if you haven’t done one before, could u do a frank or a Percy nsfw alphabet?

also:

pairing: percy jackson (18+) x fem!reader

warnings: smut → NSFW alphabet

headcanon 🖤

a/n: i chose percy for this if that's okay ✨

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🌻masterlist🌻

smut night masterlist 💦

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

would be the absolute king of aftercare

bby would run a bath and sit behind you, washing your hair / body

would 100% be such a cuddler too and would run circles / shapes all over your back as you cuddle into his chest

he'd be a talker too - like just talk about whatever's on his mind, whether it's college, or demi-god stuff

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Percy would love your hands

He'd love to hold them while he fucks you

would love having them in his hair (at any given circumstance, but especially when he's having sex with you and you're pulling at his hair)

having your hands run down his chest while you ride him would be like 🤤to him

even having your hand wrapped around his cock is enough to send him over the edge haha

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

percy would take such pride in being able to make you cum

i think he can do it pretty easily through eating you out tbh - like that man would 100% know how to work his tongue lol

I think he'd have a thing for cumming in your hand or stomach tbh

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

omg Percy would have such a thing for seeing hickeys and bruises scattered all over your body

like one time he even called it his artwork haha

like knowing that he can do that to you would really turn him on ahah

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I think a decent amount

I mean him and annabeth probably did stuff but I think she'd be a bit more conservative with what they did

with you, i think he's able to fully experiment lol

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

face riding!!

would love fucking you from behind

would also love you riding him oh my- bby gets so heated from that

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

ahha omg yes, are you kidding me?

percy never really takes anything too seriously (unless he has to of course) and i think being able to laugh would be such a reliving thing for the both of you

that being said, i think he can be pretty serious at times, especially when he's really concentrating on what he's doing lol

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i think he'd have it groomed most of the time

but when you're on a quest, i don't think he'd care too much about that (though that's pretty much a given lol)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Percy would be so cute omg

like he'd always make sure that you're okay and would back off if you're not in the mood or if he did something that you're uncomfortable with

like i said before, Percy would hold you hands while he eats you out/fuck you

and he'd cup your cheek when he kisses you

even kissing would be super intimate bc he's so passionate and puts all his feelings of love into it

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

with you around so often, he doesn't really do it tbh

though there's no denying he'd go to the bathroom and secretly jack off bc you were riling him up haha

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

oop begging

would be a switch - but is mostly a dom

I've said this before in what sex would be like with percy, so heres an excerpt from that:

I’d imagine him having a praise kink – for either of you

“you take my cock so well, gorgeous.”

“you did so well”

“im so proud”

ya know, sweet things like that

I’d also imagine him saying those especially during aftercare too

and he’d get super blushy when you praise him

pet👏🏻names👏🏻!

baby

angel

but his favourite would be princess

percy would have a lowkey daddy / sir kink though like hahah

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his cabin - obviously lol

i think as well anywhere you're not supposed to be lol (like Mr D's office for one hahah)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when you rile him up lol

and you do that pretty often, especially when there's a party at camp and you're swaying your hips to the song and giving him a show lol

every time you guys spar and you win and you're super cocky about it

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

honestly, i think you'd barely even have to have a safe word bc he'd know your limits

safe words were more common back when you were starting to experiment with kinks and other things but over time, knowing each other's limits became so much easier

I think though one thing he really would not do would be threesomes (only unless you want to, then he'd be okay with it)

there's just something about having you all to himself and being the only one to make you cum

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I've said this before in what sex would be like with percy, so heres an excerpt from that:

ooh that boy would know how to eat you out!

one of the first times y’all were having sex you were literally like :o from how good he was with his mouth

the way he sucks your clit, to the way he flicks his tongue so pleasurably on your clit leaves you a trembling mess

like sometimes he leaves you trembling so hard you’re not even sure where to grab – the bedsheets, the headboard, the back of the couch, his hair

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

oh my god percy would 100% know how to pound you - to get you screaming, struggling to get a word out through your moans, trying to grab something to hold so you can ground yourself lol

but other times, he's super sweet and tender and just overall really cute

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

ahh omg yes, especially when you're having sex in places you're not supposed to be lol

ah ah omg being at work and he visits you and on your break you fuck in the staff bathroom lol (dude i think about this every day lol)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

lmao yes

like imagine just fucking in Mr D's office, knowing that at any moment, he or someone else could walk in

would be up for experimenting to see what you both like, so i think risk taking would come under that

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

percy has some pretty good stamina in general, so don't be surprised if he could go for a couple of rounds

i think round 2 would be most likely spent in the shower as he washes you both off

bc let's be real, that man could not get enough of you

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

yes omg

would try with vibrators and a satisfier but i think he'd really like to get you off himself tbh

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

ah omg yes

like i said before, seeing you put on a show for him when you're dancing or teasing him during sparring, would be such a turn on for him

he'd hate that he gets so riled up easily and how easy it is for you to tease him without really doing anything / putting much effort in

he would love to overstimulate you and having you beg to cum

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

i think small moans - not too loud, not too soft

they'd be so hot against your ear as he buries his head in the crook of your neck

or from behind you as he focuses on pounding you and he's just letting out grunts and moans with each thrust

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

percy would have such a thing for making the bed rock against the wall

like having the headboard bang and mattress squeak as he fucks into you hard

even the sound of skin slapping against skin would turn him on so much

and sometimes would fuck you so hard just to hear them lol

not in a weird way, but more like he's able to fuck you this good that even the bed is taking it lol

another thing would be watching you cum – the way your eyes squeeze shut.  how you can’t even form coherent sentences (which i mentioned in sex with percy lol)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

honestly???? a bit above average

would definitely love feeling his cock stretch you out lol

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I think being on a quest can definitely take his mind off sex

but when you guys are alone together without any worries monsters, that's when he'd really be quite antsy

he can control himself around you, especially on a quest, but my god when you tease him or turn him on in anyway, it'll take every fibre in his being not to pull you over and fuck you right there and then

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I think the two of you would get really sleepy during aftercare

like there would be times when you've napped in his arms in the bath and he's had to wake up you

it's nearly happened to him too haha

and with what i said before about being a talker, he'd talk until he'd fall asleep

like there'd be time when you're having a conversation and he just dives off into a sleep, almost slurring his words bc he's so tired

or if you're talking and notice he doesn't respond