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the thing is, it IS going to be worse. but WE are better. 2024 me could eat 2016 me for lunch
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reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old
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fading light, i'll keep you burning bright
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In my next life let me be a tomato - Natasha Rao
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I play pot of weed and end my turn
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hey man would you mind being the altar i find my salvation at real quick. is that alright. we still cool if your touch becomes my guiding light orr
#like fuck am i supposed to do now that ive seen your smile. grope around in the darkness forever with only your memory?#shitbox written#touchstarved game#jangle oc#anyway. this'll be up on ao3 in the next few days! gonna give mself a little time 2 make last-minute edits if i feel the need but it is don
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From a walk on the 25th of August 2019.
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THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Gary Marshall
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so like yall ever heard of indie dating sim touchstraved-
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Psst.. Hey. You.. Mimic loves you. Stay here, just a moment? You're safe. Here with me.
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when i first moved in with my roommate, she was constantly throwing up and attributed it to some unexplainable chronic issue. after a year with me here, she's learned a lot about proper food preparation and storage, as well as having me sort of on top of managing groceries, and she almost never gets sick like that anymore.
anyway i think that woman might be one of a kind but just in case she's not: if you find yourself having frequent tummy troubles with no clear explanation... maybe just. try refreshing your food safety knowledge. (also don't forget to wash your water bottle). like, chances are you've been doing everything right and there's some other reason. but there's a nonzero chance that something you assumed was common sense is actually incorrect and you've been repeatedly making yourself sick.
people think kitchen management is totally easy and intuitive (prolly something to do with it being degraded as "women's work" but i digress) but there's science to food safety. and the people who raised you may have failed to teach you properly, whether through negligence or through not knowing everything themselves. it can't hurt to double check your knowledge here, just in case.
#god my mom will cook stuff with meat in it and then leave it out on the cold stove at room temperature for hours#you cooked it once that does not mean bacteria wont grow on it again#health
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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together
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