#Friendo tag: Vic!! :D

[therealjamesie]

guess what. I have fingers

U prolly dint no tht

no u dont you LIAR u said u DIDNT RAAAHHHHH

[therealjamesie]

dude guess what.

Nevermind haha now u should relly go think about what I was gonna say and not delete this ask yaaaaaay

Dude I already know bread sticks are a lie created by the government and are actually flying dogs

And you still need to pay ur taxes btw

[therealjamesie]

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Did you know your gay :3

[therealjamesie]

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[therealjamesie]

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ok

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand 

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" 

The man said "No” and pointed a gun at the ducks face.

the duck said, 

"I'll pass". 

Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 

'Til the very next day.

 (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum) 

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand. 

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?” 

man said,

“No, like I said yesterday, idiot, do you want to get shot?” 

The duck said,

"Goodbye."

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The man said,

Look, this is getting old,

and I’m started to get pissed off so now”.

The man the got up and shot the duck, but the duck has ultra instinct and jumped out of the way.

The duck just said,

"How 'bout, no."

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The man said,

"THAT'S IT!

If you don't stay away, duck,

I'll kill your entire family!

So don't get to close!"

The duck said,

"oh well then, guess you don’t want your gun”.

the man looked at him shocked and said,

“h..how did you get my gun..”

The duck just smiled and pointed the gun at the man.

He then shot but forgot he had terrible aim so he accidentally shot a tree.

The duck said,

“oops.. well, adios!”

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)

'Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man that was running the stand,

"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any lorax?”

"What"

"Got any lorax?”

"No, why would I– what the..”

The man turned around to see the Lorax standing there near the tree the duck shot.

The Lorax said,

“okay who the fuck shot this tree?”

The duck looked around and said,

“no one.”

The Lorax just shrugged in reply and flew away while saying,

“I’m too old for this”.

The duck turned back to the confused man and said,

And one more question for you;

"Got any grapes?"

(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped questioning his existence.

Then he started to smile.

He started to laugh. (haha funny lts reference/j)

He laughed for a while.

He said,

"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.

I'll buy you some grapes

So you won't have to ask anymore."

So they walked to the store

And the man bought some grapes.

He gave one to the duck and the duck said,

"Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?

It would make my day.

Do you think this store

Do you think this store

Do you think this store sells any guns?”

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle waddle)

Then he waddled away

(Waddle waddle)