#GUEST // NAMATEE.

[sylvctica]

"April fools ... wonder what shenanigans—"

"Sup, fuckers!" A bag of chips was tucked under her arm as she kicked the nearby chair close to Sylvie, with a body aptly being dragged behind (the poor sucker who got the chips stolen from by her, and presumably one of her soul-sucking contract victims).

The god hissed audibly and jolted at the sudden kick, grumbling as they turn to stare at Namatee, expression deadpan as hell and green eyes flickering towards the unconscious person. "Why are you here?"

"Eating? Food? I'm visiting, and this is how you greet me?" Said chips were audibly crunched between sharp teeth, her eyes barely visible behind dark sunglasses.

"... yeah, you kicked a chair and scared the shit out of me. Isn't Nameless gonna yell at you for being here?"

"Nope!"

( Happy April Fools! This is a duo-writing event between my friend and I with her writing Namatee, a demon who Sylvie tussles with ... and wouldn't call a friend, technically. Any of her writing will be in blockquotes and people are free to interact / send asks to her!! It'll just be for the duration of April 1st. :] )

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@abyssmalice replied to your post “Will Beebo's friend give Tonia a cookie and a...”:

beat up the Beebo Friend to get cookie and piggyback ride................................? yeah, Tonia will do it. small price to pay for free snack and ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

​to sylvie: "no."

Sylvie could only smack a hand onto their own face while Namatee's arms were up in the air as she said: "Sweet, I'm beating up kids now?! Let's fucking GOOOOO."

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(@icicle-dragon) Xue walks up the stranger beside Sylvie, looking up with his light pink eyes. His tail twitches sensing something... demon like? OH! That guy from hell came around last year. Has a similar vibe. He was a tad nervous about the energy this one gave off. But then remembered something he learned from the one with a similar energy last year. "OHHH! HOW ARE THE COWS IN HELL?! Can I see one?!" His tail does a little swish.

Namatee could only groan at those words, grumbling underneath her breath: "Motherfuck—

"No swearing around the kids!"

"... not the cows again. Oh yeah, we have an entire fucking farm. We selectively made a breed of cows that do shit around it. And no, you can't see one. Not bringing one, nor will I bring you down there."

Sylvie on the other end, could only sigh and pray Xue forgets any of the fun new words he's heard and focus just on the cows.

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Will Beebo's friend give Tonia a cookie and a piggyback ride?

It is important to know, because the answer will determine world (Beebo's) peace (and quiet).

Namatee just looks at the kid in front of her, before scoffing. "You're gonna have to beat me if you want to."

Sylvie violently shakes their head in a 'don't do it' gesture. Please, two stubborn bullheaded people are best not to combine together, and she is not a friend.

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👁️👁️

Namatee could only glare at him from behind darkened sunglasses before staring at Sylvie. "Another drunken bard? I swear, you know too many of these idiots, Sylvie, at one point I'll have to cut them all down and make them into strings; maybe they'll sing better from there."

Sylvie could only rub the bridge of their nose. "Maybe I need to hang a sign around your neck that writes 'please don't talk to her at any point'. Anyway, that's an inefficient method to make music instruments ..."

"You'd actually be surprised to how well a harp can be played, being made of just bone and hair. Ask Amen sometime."

"... let me rephrase that, that one is not good for said things. And mm." Hopefully not made out of his, but they'll keep it in mind.

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cont from here with @icicle-dragon

"Oh, slime huh?" Namatee was quick to shift out of the trajectory path of the slime ball that was incoming, growling and throwing an equally black 'slime' ball towards the pair—which promptly missed, only due to them teleporting away. Disappointing, she always enjoyed blinding people with said 'slime'.

The dendro god on the other end was quick to shoo the frogs away that had piled around the poor (target missed) slime, mostly so they didn't catch any wrath. Okay, note to self to tell those two to not try to cheer up the 'grumpy demon lady' with any tricks or treats.