#Gaara gets a bit possessive lol

[minmin-pal]

you don't have to send a reply or even an answer really, i know it's close to the time so please feel free to ignore this and give yourself some time or just do something else you'd like other than answering a tumblr ask lmao/lh/gen

welcome back to custard/mikey/mustard/🍮 speedrunning asks in 2 hours go!

'Trying to become happy by doing assassinations' caught me off guard but yay I've already properly fixed and added the stuff you said to my watch guide, i appreciate the 'using the wrong pronouns for extra concealing' lol, ty jjba veteran for ur wisdom :pray: /gen

i've gotten so used to expecting them to come back too lol, but yes alright, thank you for the advice :D maybe i can somehow make it thru jjba with even a quarter of my feelings intact? (I'm not confident in that either ::/j/lh)

and woah I'm glad you were able to enjoy naruto! and yeah truee the possessed fox mode(?) thing always looked so cool and reminding is understandable lol, and now that you mention it he really would've been that one friend everyone would have in elem lmao. his cheery, rebellious to teachers and pulls pranks, he definitely would've been a popular kid or something during elem (is elem the same as primary school? ;;)

ngl i'd maybe say the reason gaara was more appealing than sasuke is maybe he was actually a nice character?/lh also younger gaara was very adorable to watch but yeah sasuke was just being a tad bit of an asshat lol

and ohh, people's opinions on tsunade is often positive leaning but it's neat to hear your thoughts on jiraiya and orochimaru are often like switched, if that makes sense? it's fun to see other opinions finally exist lmao, jiraiya was weird as heck but he had that character appeal going on somehow lol/pos

the 'hercules-corona borealis great wall' new term i never knew existed, ty for this brain food :pray:

and ah, somehow that single image you inserted of the dude drawn in the first style explains it (art looks nice though, muscles so cool omg/lh/pos)

I'm getting the same feeling that aot will end in the same-ish manner that killer in love did, just completely turn everything on the viewers heads and make us all feel emotionally exposed or smth lol, i'm gonna have to put on some protective gear before restarting the anime ;;

oh wait there's a csm part 2? I haven't heard much about it though it makes sense if his still working on it, and yep csm has already been added to my to-read list and csm2 is joining >:)

oyasumi punpun sounds very cute, i will be checking that out now, i need to feel feelings again after speedrunning killer in love lol/hj/lh

"boy's abyss" added to the collection (i will actually finish this list I swear lmao/gen) help naur "you didn't dislike kokoa, and that's really telling of you as a person" had me worried if it was bad for a few seconds TT/lh

and yeah I'm really glad they made her kinda of a victim too, really pulled the story together especially in the 'backstory leading to her walking off into the distance' ending (and yeah don't worry about any of it being too short or anything, it's understandable so pls don't strain urself :D/lh)

oh yeah, seeing a character make the same decisions or do the same thing as you and it's being shown/viewed(?) as a bad thing, is definitely an eye-opener moment

i don't know all the details and this might seem unwarranted but you were both human and I'm sorry they left you so suddenly (i'm not trying to come as all like- dunno pompous or anything i swear ;;) not trying to argue since it might've been the healthy decision for them and i can respect that, i'm sorry you had to be left alone so suddenly though/gen (i hope this didn't come off badly ;;/lh)

we're speedruninngg :run:

and yay, yeah i really did it like it, thank you again for getting me to read it/gen the wholw story and it's art in general was very lovely:]<3

(mustard is my new, nEW name that will appear on my birth certificate lmao, also how did i not think of that sooner it was literally staring me in the face lol)

i'm answering the first of the 'thank you and nice to meet you' post thing and i reached where you said you were physically running out of time and i am also running out of time physically, the irony is making me cackle lol/hj/lh

it makes me a bit sad too, but i'm really glad i did meet you (as much as meeting you counts to stumbling across your blog?) i might not have said this enough times, but reading you rant off on random tangents and just talking about silly random stuff that you liked and things that mattered to you was genuinely a very fun experience that i won't be forgetting./gen

mayb the afterlife or void or whatever turns out to be meeting you there, does have wifi, i mean you can never be too sure right lmao? I can imagine it might just be 2 bars or something tho lol/lh

bye bye to you too min, and yeah no worries, the end poem has a special place for me so i don't consider it corny at all that you brought up, not gonna lie the first time i read your response seeing the response just made me bawl harder lol,

you like showing me stuff and i like watching you show me stuff, it's very fun would reccomended:D/lh reccomended:D/lh

don't be sorry, you don't need to be/lh/gen

thank you for that, (am i allowed to save it?/genq/nf) making you tear up was the goal muahaha >:)/hj/lh

even if it's not new, i stand by "all min art is good art", thank you. genuinely for everything min. this has been a very nice few 47(?) days of knowing you and i'll always check back on here, i know you said promises don't count to dead people, but welp unfortunately one of us will still be alive and chilling so that promise is gonna get fulfilled >:) my evil masterplan all along, it's gonna take you so long to scroll down thru my jjba review part 1 ask with the shitty wifi in the afterlife/again, whichever ends up waiting

i'll take care of little dustball min >:) could go to a cat cafe, i heard you liked cats./lh

It nice meeting you min, thank you for everything genuinely, it's been nice.

love you stranger :D

gonna go offline permanently in 5 mins (plus i will be deleting a lot of posts- just cus i dont want to be known for some of these) so i cant go too indepth

im really happy we spoke. i sometimes would worry that people who found me off my more. sad stuff would never know me much and im happy u let me . not be so depressing and let me rant about fuckin g jojos bizarre adventure to you

thanks mustard custard mikey and see u in the next ecosystem

[captnjacksparrow]

So just an idle ask. What do you think would Naruto have done if Danzo had ended up killing Sasuke? Or if the Raikage ended up hunting and capturing and killing Sasuke? How do you think Naruto would have reacted?

I thought I would include Sakura killing Sasuke successfully but even the thought of it seemed ridiculous in my mind, even hypothetically, hehe, so I can let that one go.

I was just rewatching the part where Naruto thinks Gaara is dead and pummels Deidara like a person possessed.

Aaah!!! The classic 'What if' question!!! But you asked the wrong person, Anon. I really, really suck at Headcanon. LOL. Anyways, Am just going to try and don’t blame me if I am bad.

Thanks for leaving out that Pink Trash because I don't want to do a headcanon about her.

What do you think would Naruto have done if Danzo had ended up killing Sasuke? Or if the Raikage ended up hunting and capturing and killing Sasuke? How do you think Naruto would have reacted?

There is always a pattern when it comes to Naruto’s facial expressions.

Let's start with Gaara.

As you said, Anon, yes!! He pummels Deidara like he was possessed. Before that Naruto said this,

"I'll pound you"... I couldn't understand the exact japanese term he used here... But it's definitely not 'Korosu zo' which means "I'll kill you".

But, When Sasuke died, Naruto's choice of words and emotions varies a lot from what he had for Gaara. Instead of “I won’t forgive you” or ‘I’ll pound you’, he just uses a plain, “I’ll Kill you”

So, The level of Naruto's rage varies from person to person.

Let's go to Naruto's reaction after hearing Jiraiya's Death.

Naruto was surprisingly calm here as compared to the reaction he had for Gaara. Does it means Gaara is more important to him than Jiraiya?? No...

After retrieving Gaara, Naruto fought with Orochimaru and sent Pink Trash to a fly when she foolishly approached him in his 4 Tailed State. After realizing this, Naruto decided not to seek Kyuubi's power voluntarily.

And that's why Naruto was genuinely shocked and shaken to the core but didn't resort to rage. And then he was weeping rivers.

So, Naruto was calm, shocked, shaken initially and then found determination to avenge his Master.

So far so good.

At the end of the Pain Arc, we saw a new Naruto with much more Maturity because he forgave his enemy who destroyed his home and killed his master and that’s not very easy to do. 

However, after hearing the News that Danzo decided to eliminate Sasuke, we see the Devil slowly goes back to its Rampage mode.

LOL... Just when we saw a matured Naruto who could able to stop a chain of Hatred, he went back to his older self and looks furious.

When Naruto learns that Raikage decided to execute Sasuke, he plans to meet Raikage and begs him to change his decision.

We all would have viewed this scene at a surface level of 'Aww!!! Look How Naruto begs for the sake of Sasuke??!!!'...Well, Atleast, I viewed in that way.

But Naruto's choice of words looks very interesting.

"I can't sit back and watch him be killed"

"I don't want Sasuke to be the cause of War between Konoha and Kumo"

So, Naruto will not let them kill Sasuke and sit still or stop the chain of Hatred by forgiving them. Naruto indicates there will be war if Sasuke was killed.

Added to that, when Naruto learnt that everyone turned their back on Sasuke. He just went into Hypervetilation mode.

All the above panels screams anger, impatience, vulnerability and desperation for Sasuke's possible death as compared to Calm, Shocked, shaken and determination for Jiraiya's death.

So, the pattern we see here for Naruto is that, Something bad happening or happened or going to happen to Sasuke evokes extremely strong reaction in Naruto. 

Even in Borutoverse, that pattern hasn’t changed one bit. 

This is a grown ass man who saw Sasuke was injured with burn marks and Naruto went into ‘Kooo Kooo Crazy’ rage mode

And when he saw Sasuke was fine, Naruto was just grinning. [[ Does brothers really react this way? Gosh!!!]]

So, how would Naruto react if Danzo killed Sasuke? 

Far worse than how Sasuke reacted every time when he killed Danzo. We saw Sasuke awakened his complete Susanoo, summoned Hawk and went into a controlled Rage whenever Danzo mentioned Itachi’s name. Naruto would sprout Nine-Tails on the go and mercilessly destroy him and smash him into pieces to the point of no recognition.

How would Naruto react if Raikage hunted and killed Sasuke?

For this, I can’t predict. Because Sasuke genuinely kidnapped Killer Bee and Raikage suffered for it. Unlike Danzo, Raikage is not that bad. But still Naruto told him that he doesn’t want Sasuke to be the cause of war between Konoha and Kumo. Hence, Naruto would still fight Raikage with all his might and kill him.

But in any case, Naruto would fight till the point of Self-Destructing himself and the opponents. There is no way I can see a situation where Sasuke died and Naruto paying respects to his grave and move on with his life. 

That won’t happen.

How do I say this?

As we all know, ‘Sasuke is Naruto’s strength and Naruto is Sasuke’s weakness’. How can one live without their source of strength? And Naruto’s majority of his life as a ninja was built upon the presence of Sasuke. Like whenever Sasuke acknowledges him, Naruto gets powered up. Except for Senjutsu, everything he learnt to become stronger was for Sasuke.

And this ‘One doesn’t exist without the other’ theme was reinforced many times over and over throughout the series.

Moment 1:

His promise under the bridge. Naruto looks very confident when he said this.

Moment 2:

Surprisingly, they almost went to the near death situation at the same time.

Moment 3:

They get Sage powers at the same time.

Moment 4:

For every part Sasuke loses, Naruto also loses the same. No more or no less. 

BONUS MOMENT:

I don’t know if you can consider this in this context, but I find it interesting anyway.

They both lose their powers in the same battle, surprisingly.

It’s funny that even in the Borutoverse, they try to keep up this dynamics which I find it to be amusing. It’s because Kishi stepped in as writer during this battle, he just set this up I guess.

In short,

Naruto would go 10 times more feral than he was during the Pain Arc if it was Danzo and fight with all his strength when it comes to Raikage. 

However, I believe

Naruto would fight to the point of self-destructing himself and the opponent in the end.

[hellhoundstooth]

your orv blorbo i think would be jung huiwon (does swords and righteous murders and LOVES committing to the bit and lovingly bullying her best friend) or yoo sangah (very sweet woman who is secretly just, incredibly incredibly weird). naruto blorbo would be gaara (possessed by a demon, spends the first 12 years of his life doing murder and then gets punched so hard he decides to stop and becomes a very nice young man)

orv blorbos: can't guarantee they'd be the go-to blorbos. it sounds like there's a lot of fun folks in orv. but those are necessary characters to have in any ensemble!! naruto: yeah! lol that backstory is a good bet with me. i don't tend to fall all over myself for a Very Nice Young Man but... that back story would compel me.

[an-ambivalent]

Hi! I send the ask about the Yandere sasuke and Madara. I really just want to be surprised lol. Maybe Madara is trying to convince his wife to leave the village with him. Maybe Sasuke’s love interest is in the same search team as Naruto and is looking for him (shuppiden era ofc). Anything works really. I just want to be surprised lol 😂. But female lead pls? THANK YOU AGAIN ❤️

I used your prompts as a loose guideline :) hope you like this! Thank you for requesting! We all know how much we need yandere! Uchiha fanfictions to spice up our lives 🤧

Warning: As this is yandere fiction, this deals with unethical behaviours  that can be uncomfortable and triggering to read. Read at your own risk. This work is purely fictional, I do not condone this behaviour irl.

Yandere! Madara leaving the village with his wife 

Your mission to seduce Madara had gone a bit too well. 

See, you had been assigned a secret assignment that that was known only by you and Tobirama – him being the one who had given you this mission. 

You were from a small clan that was somewhat strong, but nowhere the skill level that was possessed by the Uchiha and the Senju; your clan was on the brink of war with another that was much more powerful, and surely, would leave your family extinct. In the last hopes to save your family, you had ended up reaching out to the Senju, more specifically, Tobirama. In exchange for protecting your clan, not only did your clan have to submit themselves under the Senju’s rule for the rest of the living days, but Tobirama had assigned a very special task to you. 

“At the expense of your own life to protect your clan, risk yourself. Become close to Madara Uchiha, and report back all of his suspicious activities and the Uchiha’s plans to me,” Tobirama had ordered simply. 

To this day, you still wondered how you managed to coax Madara, but the reality was that you did; and you did not realise the weight of your own actions until it was too late. 

Undoubtedly, the situation of your assignment had escalated to the point of no return. You knew how vengeful Madara was against those who wronged him. That fear of what would happen if you ever refused him, or what he would do to your clan if he found out the truth of why you were actually with him, kept you rooted to obey whatever he desired from you. Whatever he wanted, you gave it to him, until this very moment. 

The cold touch of his warm hand burnt as the awful reminder of your reality, and kept you spiraling down into madness. There was regret for all of your choices: accepting Tobirama’s condition, choosing to sacrifice yourself for your clan’s safety when they did nothing but dishonour you for siding with the traitor, not knowing that you were doing it to protect them, and  letting your fear of what Madara was capable of control and weaken you. These regrets made your stomach churn and you felt the sensation of nausea in your mouth. 

Madara’s breath fanned your face, and he tenderly cupped your cheek with his hands. In the darkness of the night, his usual onyx eyes blazed a crimson red; it was a warning of the depths he was willing to reach if you dare to defy him now, of all the times. 

“We’re leaving the village,” Madara announced as a firm statement, leaving no room for argument. 

Despite your crippling fear, you opened your mouth to speak. Despite all the odds, you hoped to stand up for yourself for once. 

However, the moment the sharp corner of a kunai pricked the delicate flesh of your neck, and drew blood that matched the colour of Madara’s eyes as a warning, your hope vanquished the moment it was there. 

“You have no choice. I know all about your little mission that Tobirama assigned you,” Madara whispered with a voice as smooth as honey. He tucked a lock of your hair behind your ear, and due to his spoken words, your eyes were widened. 

“You should be grateful that someone like me actually even bothers with someone of a low ranking as you, and that I’ve decided to take pity on you. No one else cares about you, no one else will. You’re shunned by your own clan. Me, I’m the only one who has ever given a damn about you. So show me some appreciation by being a good girl alright?” He muttered, and then captured your lips with his in a deep kiss. 

And like the conformist you were, you returned it. Tears welled up in the corner of your eyes, but there was nothing else to do. There was nothing else left for you except for the life Madara had in store for you. So, you reached out your hands, and tangled your fingers in the raven hair of the devil that was your sole salvation, and sealed your fate with him with this kiss for all eternity. 

Sasuke is under the cut!

Yandere! Sasuke’s love interest in the search team

For as far as your memory served, all the way to your childhood when your journey as a ninja was merely beginning at the Konohagakure ninja academy, something about Sasuke had always put you off. Unlike many of the others, who were drawn to him for many reasons – his looks, his talents, his intelligence, and the fact that he was an Uchiha, you always kept your distance. Behind his ingenious and aloof energy that pulled others in, was a feeling of eeriness – a particular discomfort that prompted you to stay away from him as far as possible. During your student days, it was not too difficult for you to avoid him. However, once your were put on Team Seven with Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke himself, it was almost impossible to ever get away from him. 

And everything worsened because someone as talented as Sasuke, knew how to keep himself  from being suspected. He never revealed his true colours enough in front of everyone for them to put all the clues together. Sure, granted it was sort of evident that Sasuke had a soft spot for you, and showed you an ounce of kindness in the way he did not with others. However, it was when the two of you were alone that his true intentions were revealed. 

Inappropriate touches, whispers of petrifying promises, and his cunning threats – you hated all of it. Especially after he was given the curse mark by Orochimaru, and the inevitable darkness that haunted the Uchiha began to plague him, that’s when it was the worst. 

After his fight with Naruto on the hospital’s roof, where Sakura would have been severely hurt had it not been for Kakashi’s interference, Sasuke had dragged you away with him. You had become his punching bag he took his frustration out on to make himself feel powerful, to make him feel something. 

Using sparring to train as an excuse, you had ended up beneath him. He held a kunai to your throat which was a typical way to announce one’s victory over their opponents. However, with the way he was pushing his entire weight on you and stradling you, and the intense glare of his ruby red Sharingan, made you believe that he was really going to kill you. 

You felt the familiarity of his cold and venomous touch caressing the side of your body, and his lips were stretched into a cold wide grin. 

“You’d be perfect for the revival of my clan, after I kill Itachi…. Say, [Name], you’ll wait for me, won’t you? You’ll save yourself for our first time and not be with anyone else until I return won’t you?” Sasuke demanded rather than asking, and with each word he had spoken, the animosity in his voice had increased, until he was roughly gripping your face. 

Tears were brimming at the corner of your eyes, and you trembled. In that moment, having no means of escape, and defiance being the last thing on your mind, you had nodded and said the words you needed to get him off of you. They saved you in that moment, but promised your demise for the future. 

Afterwards, subsequently to Sasuke’s betrayal and departure from the Hidden Leaf, you felt out-casted. While your fellow comrades mourned over his treacherous actions, you were glad. You were happy that Sasuke had left because you were finally given your very much needed peace of mind. 

The two and a half years spent without Sasuke, had been some of your best. So, you could only refrain yourself from becoming overwhelmingly consumed by your own anxiety when you were forced to go on his rescue mission. 

You tried getting out of it, you really did. But going against someone as stubborn as Naruto or Sakura – and worse, both of them combined, was a battle of the will you were not capable of winning. 

For you, anything was better than seeing Sasuke again to the point where you had wished that one of the Akatsuki members had really killed you during Gaara’s rescue expedition. 

The moment those beautiful, but incredibly vicious dark eyes had become fixated on you, you knew in the pit of your stomach that this was going to be the beginning of the end for you. 

Team Kakashi returned to the village without Sasuke, and without you as well. 

Sasuke, with the help of Orochimaru and Kabuto, had managed to grab you, and disappear from the rest of your team with you. 

Of course, Sasuke had being away from you for such a long time. As a result, he was so desperate to be with you, that Orochimaru or Kabuto were not even given a second to demean you in anyway for your affiliation to the Leaf. Sasuke had taken you to his room immediately, and despite putting up a fight against him, you were no match for his power. 

Easily, Sasuke had tossed you on his bed, and the amount of emotions from seeing you was so intense that his Sharingan had activated subconsciously. 

“I hope you’ve kept your promise,” he started, and crawled on top of you. “Because I can’t. I know I said I’ll do this after I kill Itachi, but you’re simply too irresistible.” 

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Intelligent child ;; Tomoko Fujimoto

We’re gonna kick this off by introducing today’s birthday girl, Tomoko! 

That’s right, Tomoko is born on April Fool’s day! Why? Because her life is a JOKE! Haha! But in all seriousness, this is the first of the few OCs I’ll introduce to you guys, if you enjoy these kinds of posts! I’m a little nervous about sharing these characters with you all, but I love creating unique, interesting characters and I love seeing unique, interesting characters, so I thought I’d share mine! I’ll be sharing basic character information, but if you guys ever want to send in asks about these characters, I’d be very happy to answer any questions. As always, thank you for reading my work and supporting my blog!  Now without further ado, Tomoko:

Personality 

THIS BITCH IS ARIES AS SHIT!!! I’m only partially kidding. Tomoko is a self motivated, Type A personality to the nth degree. The type of ‘used to be in the gifted program and she hasn’t lost her edge but she has a sense of humor now’. She’s assertive, often taking the lead in group projects, and is observant and considerate of people’s strengths and weaknesses. She’s practical, sweet, and is typically willing to help out. Very girl scout, in energy. Like, Tomoko ain’t no pushover, but she’s not a bitch without a reason, and is in fact very warm, a little silly and affectionate with most friends or people she’s close to. Can she be a bitch though? You bet. And she loves it. Tomoko often talks people into a corner, and has a bad habit of assuming things, or assuming that people should be able to tell what bothers her. 

She jumps to confrontation easily, and while she’s not one for physical fights, typically she internalizes a lot of her issues until she explodes or antagonizes the people she has a problem with. She’s also convinced she has to do everything herself, and has, generally, a very, very hard time truly trusting people. She can be a bit melancholy, and often overthinks problems to death. It makes her great for managerial positions, but life isn’t about managing people, lol. She feels a deep need to be perfect, and this fuels her already competitive nature. any game with any kind of point system? All’s fair in love and war. 

History 

o know the history of Tomoko Fujimoto is to step back one generation, in the Village Hidden in the Mist. Tomoko’s mother, Aoi Fujimoto, is the sole survivor of a brutal massacre that befell her clan during one of Kirigakure’s many internal skirmishes. Their name is scrubbed from all official records, and little is known about them other than they were in possession of a truly unique bloodline limit, and that they were a reclusive and unfriendly people. Aoi, for her part, spent much of her young life a trophy passed around from one clan to the next, valued for her blood but never respected, and never allowed much freedom. That is until she fell hard and fast for the son of a small time Yakuza leader, and together they ran off, never staying in one place for long, but always doing as they liked. Robbing, gambling, drinking, nothing was off limits for these two.  That is, until Aoi became pregnant, and she and her lover-turned-shotgun husband settled down in a secluded area in Fire Country, buying a small onsen with what little money they could scrape together, and trying to achieve some sense of normalcy. Aoi gave birth to Tomoko, and while business was never exactly booming and Tomoko lived a life of isolation from other children, things were okay enough. Aoi’s husband, Tomoko’s father, could never quite adjust to onsen life and was a poor father, to put it lightly. Strict, demanding, and violent, Tomoko and her father had an incredibly turbulent relationship. Tomoko grew close with her maternal grandfather, who came to stay with the family under vague, foggy circumstances, and the old man taught her basic martial arts and taijutsu.

After his death - a possible suicide - at age twelve, Tomoko had to work hard to maintain the onsen and care for her mother, whose life of chaos and violence caught up to her after her husband’s death in the form of a year of not leaving her room, and often sleeping for hours at a time. While other children started trade careers or continued their schooling, Tomoko learned the ins and outs of the hospitality trade, and over the years learned how to manage, schedule, pay, and control the somewhat unruly staff of the onsen. Cut to Tomoko, seventeen, overworked, underpaid, feuding with a mother who suddenly wants to take back control of her business, and ultimately, very lonely. 

Either she meets Sasuke Uchiha just before the Fourth Great Ninja War, and while the two pass each other like ships in the night, they do, vaguely remember each other when they meet again, Sasuke with only one arm and a world of sadness on his back. Tomoko travels the world with Sasuke, and while neither were looking for romance, they slowly but surely find in each other the understanding and companionship they mutually craved for so, so long. Tomoko eventually marries Sasuke, and they have several children. In this alternative, Tomoko is less prickly, generally happier, and she and Sasuke have a much easier time, ironically, navigating the pitfalls of marriage than their peers. They’re an intensely private couple with a very tight, united front. To an outsider, they probably seem cold - until Sasuke runs his fingers over his wife’s elbow, and she, almost unconsciously, leans against his side. There’s a certain understanding between the two that’s almost creepy, but they also talk often, or write to one another. Tomoko is the Uchiha matron, and is a thorn in the council’s side. Radically political PTA mom vibes.

Alternatively, she meets Gaara of the Desert, days after the Fourth Great Ninja War’s end, and they two become odd, fast friends. They both share a love of literature, and Tomoko’s airy nature and the ease in which she fills the silence for both of them warms Gaara to her. They write to one another often, and one often visited the other in the intermediate years that blended into ‘courting’ and ‘we’re just penpals’. One anguished confession after a failed arranged marriage on Gaara’s end of things, and Tomoko and Gaara married at age twenty-two, which for ninjas, as we all know, is absolutely old as balls. Tomoko doesn’t take well to her position as Lady Kazekage, despite her and Gaara’s generally happy marriage. The council disliked the idea of a foreigner marrying into the Kazekage clan, and made a bit of a game out of making their new Lady’s life as difficult as possible. Between this, Tomoko and Gaara’s personal struggles in having children, being unable to communicate or understand the other well, and the onset of until-then-simmering mental illness brought on by the prolonged stress of being a public figure, the couples marriage was .... rocky. Yes i love this ship. Yes they go to therapy. Yes she (eventually) loves Shinki more than she loves 99% of everything else in her life.

In both of these Alternative Futures, Tomoko becomes an author, writing prose horror novels and poetry compilations. 

Stats/Fun Facts

- Tomoko has PTSD, and later in her life suffers from chronic pain due to several broken bones that never quite healed right in her youth.

- Tomoko is a civilian with some martial arts training, but she doesn’t know how to perform ninjutsu or genjutsu, and has largely been insulated from the ninja world growing up.

- Actually has huge difficulty in achieving chakra control, and later comes to find out that she has a rare genetic disorder that disrupts the flow of chakra in her body. This is why, in conjunction with her PTSD, Tomoko struggles with her lethargy later in life. It’s slightly corrected with acupuncture, and if it had been caught at an earlier age, Tomoko would’ve been much better off, if not completely healthy.

- This bitch TALL at 6′2 ft. Yes the pink hair is natural. The boobs are too.

- Likes going on random, meandering walks. Hiking is her favorite hobby after writing.

- Her mom gushes over and adores either of her husbands. Sasuke or Gaara gets a MILF in law who hugs and kisses them every time they visit and that’s facts.

- as Lady Kazekage, her fashion sense drifts from kimonos and casual dresses to ... sexier waters. A council member made a comment over her clothing choices one too many times and now Tomoko wears floor length dresses for hot bitches and hot bitches only.

LIKES: Hikes, pomegranates, cooking, making lists, writing, winter

DISLIKES: Clutter, whining, apricots, folding laundry, anywhere with high humidity

below are some messy sketches of the girl, the gal, the main squeeze

[justsomenarutobs]

Hiiii! 😊💖 If it's okay, may I request some HCs gor Kisame, Kakuzu and Gaara with a female S/O who's usually shy, soft and loves cutesy things like flowers and animals, but one day they get in real danger and she saves them, showing off her shocking strength? Hope it's not too weird of a request hehe! Have a great day! And some pretty flowers 😊🌸🌹🌺

Kisame, Kakuzu and Gaara With A Secretly Strong Female S/O

Hello my love! This is the CUTEST REQUEST STYLE EVER how could I not write this! It is always ok to send in requests especially ones like this! It’s really nice to get creative requests for some of my favorite characters *Between you and me, Kakuzu is one of my favorites to write for but damn do I love all 3 of these men!* Honestly I was too excited to do this! Have a fantastic day my lovely anon-N💛

Masterlist

Kisame

 Since Kisame is such a rough and tumble person having a shy more girly S/O will compliment him well. He absolutely loves having a cutesy girlfriend because it’s like an escape from his usual brutal lifestyle however because of her demeanor he’s much more protective over her than he usually would be thinking that if his S/O is shy to normal conversations then there’s no way she would be able to defend herself in a fight(little does he know). So with that his S/O can almost always expect Kisame to keep a gentle grip on her waist or hand not only to keep track of her but to be able to completely pull her body into his if danger arises.

 As for her hobbies Kisame will take interest in anything she likes so if she’s into flowers/gardening he’s out there with a little apron helping dig holes for the flower pods(yes he’s whipped let him be happy lmao) Really likes the praise that comes from helping out and is extremely strong so he has no problems carrying all the fertilizer/mulch. When it comes to the animals Kisame doesn’t mind them although he probably won’t be that inclined to play with them but he absolutely adores watching his adorable girlfriend rolling around with puppies or kittens that’s actually his phone background

 Like it says above Kisame is very protective of his girlfriend so when they’re coming back home from a swim and a masked assailant jumps out of nowhere screaming how he’s going to take out some Akatsuki scum Kisame instantly pushes his girlfriend to the side telling them to stay back. At first his S/O does just that but when she spots 2 more assailants about to sneak attack Kisame SHE LOSES IT. Instantly she leaps into action taking them both out with ease Kisame had already finished his opponent off as he watched the act take place. To say he’s shocked is an understatement “How the hell did SHE of all people take out those guys twice her size????” Confused but turned on. Honestly he’s the quickest to recover from shock but that’s only because excitement takes over instead

 Questioning everything he knows about his girlfriend both internally and externally like “how did I not know that my girlfriend was an ass kicking machine after being in a relationship so long???” Although he quickly reels in his questions before checking her over to make sure she didn’t injury herself at all. Tbh Kisame won’t bring it up or ask any questions unless his S/O wants to talk about their training. He’s just happy that he doesn’t have to worry AS MUCH about them

Kakuzu

 For Kakuzu having a very girly S/O is unnerving to say the least as he thinks anything he says will hurt her feelings so he tends to be even more quiet than his usual few words while yes he often comes off as inconsiderate he truly doesn’t want his girlfriend to unhappy especially not because of him. He also tends to be gently with a shy cutesy person he knows in the back of his mind that they aren’t fragile but he honestly can’t help himself from treating her like fine china even in the bedroom which is a big change for the usual non caring extremely rough lover Kakuzu is. On top of all that there is one thing he keeps the same in any relationship: His Possessiveness. This man does NOT like being out of the loop on where his S/O is or what they doing at any second these feelings come from the idea that he doesn’t want anything “stolen” from him

 He does like her hobby of gardening as it tends to be cheaper than most other hobbies out there and it can actually bring in resources such a fruits and vegetables saving even more money(and he’ll never admit it but he also loves the flowers because it makes for a calm scenery so he can attempt to shut his mind down/wind down from his travels). As for the animals he really doesn’t like them they’re costly, noisy,messy and requires too much energy for him but as long as his girlfriend keeps the animals away from him and his possessions then he’ll settle only to keep his S/O from being sad I’m telling y’all his girlfriend has him wrapped around her finger...if only she knew 

 Kakuzu’s girlfriend knows about his “career” of hunting down targets from his bingo book so she’s not surprised when he tells her that he’s going to capture a target but what does come as a surprise is when he urges her to get out of the surrounding area as quick as she can. Literally right after he issues the warning 3 men come jumping out of the forest one in the middle being protected by the other two. Of course Kakuzu isn’t worried about the numbers as soon as the first 2 launch at him he begins to take them out. Everything is going to plan till the main guy/leader takes in interest into Kakuzu’s girlfriend before Kakuzu can get over to her his S/O’s whole demeanor flips as she effortlessly dodges every swing following up by punching his nose into his body then pinning him down to the ground all in a swift movement 

 KAKUZU.IS.SHOOK in every single one of his relationships he’s never seen such power especially not from such a fragile, sweet young women! Is quite annoyed that he didn’t know about this strength asking his girlfriend just when were they going to disclose that they were extremely capable of taking care of themselves. Not actually angry at his girlfriend just a bit frustrated but it soon fades when he realizes that they just attempted to help him and succeed at taking down a target with a big bounty! He actually praises her and ruffles her hair like he’s quite impressive which is hard to do (I mean like instant nut on the spot lol) but overall he’s quite happy at the discovery cutting down on his protection but not his possessiveness....that’s forever 

Gaara

 A sweet,shy and cute girlfriend? Sign him the hell up! It’s literally a match made in heaven as to what he likes and what will mesh well with him. To be completely honest Gaara need some sweetness in his life so he soaks it all up even if it’s just a good morning kiss Gaara is damn there weak in the knees. He 100% understands that not everyone is like his best friend, Naruto, including himself so if his S/O is shy he will never tease them or push them to be more social however due to his girlfriend being shy it actually causes Gaara to come out his shell fast since he doesn’t ever want his partner to be in an uncomfortable situation therefore he tends to talk for her or ask for all the things she wants not realizing that he wouldn’t usually do so much speaking lol 

 Not only is his girlfriend sweet and cute she likes gardening too?!?! Where has she been his whole life! They have matching aprons and gloves that Gaara blushes about every time he puts his on or sees his girlfriend in hers. While Gaara has a preference for cacti, since they survive easily in sunas heat, he has no qualms about planting other things especially if his girlfriend prefers the pretty flowers so he has a greenhouse specifically build to regulate the temperature so her plants thrive no matter the environment. Animals like Gaara and Gaara likes animals so that hobby isn’t a deal breaker either as long as the animals are healthy with mild temperaments(although I feel like Gaara prefers the cats lol i don’t know why)

 Being the Kazekage is commonly associated with death more specifically assassination as every Kazekage has met an untimely death do to an successful assassination attempt. Almost everyone in suna knows of this including Gaara’s girlfriend so when they’re out eating lunch she takes the death threat thrown at Gaara seriously. Soon she intercepts every single Kunai thrown his direction and takes out the assailant before Gaara or even the guards could do anything. Every guard and Gaara are stunned into silence as to how such a mild, shy little lady could transform! 

 Honestly Gaara just falls even more in love as he just witnessed someone he loves defending him with extreme precision and he’s just so proud of his girlfriend. Instantly pulls her into a tight hug telling her that as much as he appreciates her protecting him, he would be devastated if she got injured or worse killed because of him so he asks her not to jump in the middle of danger for him again of course she’s not gonna agree but I digress after giving her a small lighthearted talk Gaara actually initiates their first ever public kiss not breaking it no matter how many eyes fall on them