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femmchantress · 3 months ago

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#Geaux and Spike

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tmclaude · 6 years ago

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#GeauxTigers #LSU https://t.co/YvsjAr2jol Hess Named to Golden Spikes Award Watch List

— Geaux Tigers! (@LSUGEAUXGEAUX) February 7, 2019

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racingtoaredlight · 7 years ago

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The Intervention

Dear Soused,

We concerned about your addiction and want to help you get professional help. We will support you every step of the way and help you to get the treatment you need.

Lately, we have been unable to count on you Saturday afternoons. You say you have plans but we see your instagram with pictures of you and Kaiser on the couch. Just last week when you told me you were going to meet up but you canceled, then I see you ranting and raving on twitter. I worry about you drifting away. Later, when you finally became available you are confused and exhausted. Sunday you are a shell of yourself.

You seem to be always appear bewildered these days. I miss the confident man who understand the world, knew where he stood.

I have found a special treatment program that can help you. They have an opening right now, and we can drive there today. I know it might not be an easy decision to make, but remember that I will be by your side and there to help you through this.

I hope that you will join me on the path to recovery together. We can to this together, you have the power and resources to stop betting on LSU football games.

We love you, please accept this gift today.

Love,

Concerned Friends and Family

Can you read that letter again but wear something purple? I want to bet the over on boredom. This was rather formulaic like it's been pulled out of the Intervention edition of MadLibs. I'm impressed you managed to put my name in, it was a nice touch. You bitches, I hope you got a gift receipt so I can return this and put the cash on LSU moneyline against Miss St.

The Doomsday clock has been reset closer to midnight, the oceans are rising, Fascism for Morons is sweeping the globe from Hungary to Brazil, Ontario to Italy. The world seems unmoored, less predictable by the day. Daily newspapers are filled with obscene absurdities once thought impossible, the surreal has become our reality. In the midst of the chaotic world is a cartoon man with the voice of gravel, the successor to a grass eater who called a spike play with no time left. There is a cornerback named Greedy and a Grimace who leaned himself out of the NFL. The mascot is a tiger but they were actually named after a rifle, this did not prevent them from keeping actual tigers.

The drunkest fan base in the country has a pet tiger.

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Betting on LSU is taking your anxieties and fears for the unknowable future and confronting them over 5 hours of baffling nonsense. If the unexamined life is not worth living than gambling on LSU is to thrive, you will only have questions after the contest. Who was Brandon Harrris? How do they keep getting these receivers? How is anyone sober enough to find their seats? How is the couching staff still unaware of the concept of linear time? How do you go 4/4 on 4th down against the number two team in the country after losing to a team that lost to Kentucky? Why does the drunkest fan base in the country have a pet tiger? How is there an inexhaustible supply of corn dogs? Did they really false flag litter their own campus with flyers that read, "Go to Hell LSU" which now results in telling Ole Miss fans to go to hell?

The drunkest fan base in the country has a head coach who has been arrested twice for bar fighting.

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The Head Coach punches himself in the face before every game. This is the man tasked to sit in living rooms and convince adults their teenage sons should be entrusted to his menacing hands. This is a man who once threatened to fight an entire team, it was his own team. Once you’ve translated the French away the city is called Red Stick, the original school colours are white and blue, the Tigers wear Gold and Purple. Red Stick is only the capital because of the work of the Bourbon Democrats who were actually conservatives. None of this makes any goddamn sense.

It's ego and ignorance that convinces humans we are not animals. Our existence is the result of dumb luck and our continued existence is ever less likely. There is no fate, there is no divine providence, we are alone and bare the consequences of each other. Watching LSU helps you abandon Bad Faith, your delusions are undone.

There is nothing more random than LSU Football, to bet upon it is to try and fail in our ruinous pursuit to master nature. To break down our understanding of the world to a simple number, to stake ourselves upon or against that number. It is folly.

To bet on LSU is to confront the human condition.

I will no longer avoid the terrible and wondrous absurdity of our lives. From now on I will roll the rock of Tiger gambling up the mountain, and I watch it careen back down and feel happy ambling after it to begin anew.

Geaux Tigers.

#LSU #Gambling #Sartre #Camus #Doomsday clock #Climate Change #LSU Football #Coach O #Les Miles

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thatkelli-blog · 8 years ago

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Designs by: Kel Kel Emili #TheFemaleDiddy #Artistic Brilliance #ONEinEmilien – iCustomizedThat Now Wear it Like You’re ONE in Emilien! Trust your heART to consistently create ONE Meaux One in Emilien amazing masterpieces!

Rainy weather, freezing cold weather, graduation photoshoots, and late night early mornings, I was going to make sure that every time I had a different concept, I had meaux places to geaux. Now that I think about it, I’ll have to check my timelines, because now I’m not sure if these or the Nike Air Force 1s (G-Nikes) were the first shoes that I adorned with spikes. Possibly these because they were mildly placed. I literally woke up Mardi Gras morning a few years ago and was like let’s kill’em. Funnier for me that people thought that I had actually colored the purple on my Retro Air Jordan 6s as well, so that boost helped.

That release came at such a great time, and with our Fat Tuesday colors being Yellow, Green, and Purple, I wish all ideas came together this quick. I tossed the original laces, added in the additional Mardi Gras colors, did some spikes, and set out to enjoy the day. A concept on my simpler radar, actually had a good turn out, and it lets me know that too often I absolutely overthink things. This would definitely be a great Kel Kelz custom release, and I’m looking forward to more simple concepts to complete once you submit your ORDER.

“Trusting my heART to consistently create ONE Meaux One in Emilien amazing masterpieces!” … -Designs by: Kel Kel Emili #TheFemaleDiddy #Artistic Brilliance #ONEinEmilien …“ I Customized That Now Wear it Like You’re ONE in Emilien!”

ONE Meaux: Mardi Gras Tricks Spiked Retro 6 Rainy weather, freezing cold weather, graduation photoshoots, and late night early mornings, I was going to make sure that every time I had a different concept, I had meaux places to geaux.