#Gemma yelling in the background: YOU SANDWICHED MY SHORT ASS BACK THERE BETWEEN ONE OF THE SKINNIEST GIRLS AND THE ONE WITH THE LONGEST LEG

[charmfamily]

(SEMI) CHARMED KIND OF LIFE: EPISODE 3, PART XVI. “GENESIS IN BLACK”

SUBJECT: Monthly Progress Report for GEMMA CHARM Mrs. Charm,

Per your last email concerning the month of June's progress report, I cannot tell you how utterly thrilled I am to learn that Gemma is pursuing ballet to "pad out a well-rounded set of after-school activities to put on her college resume" and not enrolled in the academy out of genuine interest in pursuing a lifelong career as a dancer. Despite my best efforts and extensive tutoring, I am afraid I have to inform you that her skills are still not quite up to par, and by that, I mean the girl dances like someone stuffed a wild duck into a leotard and let it loose inside my studio. Her moves are... technically correct, I have no doubt that she understands the material on an intellectual level, but in spite of Madame Madelaine's Academy of Ballet boasting a reputation for producing the most poised, elegant, and graceful dancers of any private school in the area, there has been no change in technique leading me to believe that your daughter is going to be one of them. Best of luck to her and her college pursuits outside the arts. Madelaine Westbrook Madame Madelaine's Academy of Ballet.