#HE WAS OFF THE PERCSSSS

[muadweeb]

sometimes i love asoiaf twitter

[kinslayer-sapphire]

I’m imagining a Modern Day AU where Sansa is a Yale Law School Graduate and Apprentice at her father’s law firm. Winterfell and Son Company comprised of Robb, Jon, and intern Bran. Sansa is suing Joffrey for child support, alimony, and domestic abuse. She wants ownership of Joffrey’s inheritance stock over the Lannister’s corporation known as Casterly Rock Holdings which is a coal mining company. Tywin and Tyrion are Joffrey’s lawyer and Petyr Baelish is the sleazy judge that the Lannister secretly payed to be biased on the Lannister side! Both Stark and Lannister Law Firms are trying to gain custody over Joffrey and Sansa’s toddler twin children: son Lancel & daughter Lyanna. Also, it is quite known that Robert hates his grandson’s name that Cersei picked out but loves the one that Sansa picked out for his granddaughter.

sometimes i love asoiaf twitter