#HIT/STAND — ACE4THESPADES EVENT

[ace4thespades]

CHANCE!!!! can you flip a coin for me i wanna hear the silly ping sound

~ clone anon (i have no lettuce this time i swear)

Uhhh .. sure!

[ace4thespades]

Are you sure? You don’t look . . well.

. . .Uh.

What happened to the Spades pin I gave you? Is it not on your uniform?

Hey Club, I found these cool cards and thought I might practice shuffling with you! Thought it’d be nice . . .Are you okay?

[ @ace4thespades haha hit/stand event hello ]

"...Chance..?" "You- what. Huh- I-" [of course he was sputtering, tear stained and wide eyed. He didn't know how to react.] "I'm.. I'll be okay..." [Disbelief and confusion wasn't even the start of how Clover was feeling, staring at Chance like it was a lost dog.]

[ace4thespades]

are you all proud of what you do? Chance?

Of course! We’re soldiers after all. We all have a role to fulfil , what more could I or we- ask for? —Quincy

Uh. Yeah.

. . .

6 minutes.

[ace4thespades]

Are those plants new? What am I looking for ..

10 minutes remain.

[ace4thespades]

Chance, hey there! Here have some tea with some milk. Hope you like it!

Aw, thank you. I appreciate it!

[ace4thespades]

chief i would like you to hit me with a bowling ball

i need an excuse to not go to my dentist appointment

-bug anon

Yeah, just hold still.

[ace4thespades]

Are you aware of your status as a marketable plushie?

-Rice anon

Well— Yes I am certainly aware of . . me being a plushie now ? ? ? Hey I kinda look cute though!

[ace4thespades]

Shoot it Chance. Let me watch you blow up. Let me watch the blood pour out of whatever will be left of you and allow me to watch the rotten flesh on your bones get cut open. (Everything is red because I keep forgetting things and im sick of making rot and only rot red over and over again)

-rotting anon

— HIT/STAND — EVENT STARTS NOW!

INTERVIEWEES: [CHANCE], QUINCY, GUNTHER, ‘MAFIOSO’

INTERVIEWERS: YOU!

THIS EVENT WILL LAST FOR ████████████████████. USE YOUR ASKS WISELY.

HAVE FUN!

Oh yeah, and thanks for 200! This is your special. ;)

\\\ oh ya. heres. the og ask. for the comic . . u GUYS NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT/SILLY WHYRE YOU ALL COOKING

[ace4thespades]

Do ya'll want to try some good ol fashion nightmare fuel?

-Creature anon

What?

[ace4thespades]

licks again SCHELERLRORORROPRPRPRPRPRP

Euuh . .

(Gross dude, why?)

[ace4thespades]

Every time you look at your reflection, I shall stare back.

Show fake concern, let you be vulnerable towards me as i copy and morph your features, every single detail into mine until i am the same as you.

Stare too long in the mirror, and you forget yourself and your appearance, and then i shall take your place,

forever.

- 🩸🪞 Anon

(ooc: PLEASEEEE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHICH URBAN MYTH AM BASED OFF, I CAN'T KEEP BEING CALLED BLOODY MIRROR..)

That’s . . . reassuring.

[ace4thespades]

Here… you might need this from the amount of times you’re getting licked on. Poor chance.

[+1 Towel]

Have a good one! Also.. keep an eye out for a detective. They do ask a lot of questions..

-Peaceful Anon🌺

Ahaa . . thank you .. I really did need that, I’ll dry off my hat somewhere else. Also what do you mean detective ?? I better lay low ..

[ace4thespades]

hey chief

would you like a bowling ball

[ace4thespades]

So.. Gunther… Do you like ice cream..? If so what is your favorite..?

- Tragedy anon

Ah… I really like orange sherbet! I always have it with those rainbow sprinkles. They’re really good.

—Gunther

[ace4thespades]

(go me being dumbass)

what would happen if all of you swapped hats

why?

I don't know, just would be funny-

[ace4thespades]

try not to get scared: scariest stories (scary story anon)

"i feel so safe around my slot machine" says the gambling guy

"not anymores" whispered the vending machine, who was an evil vending machine in disguise

"oh no, its the evils vending machine!" says the gamblings guy

before the gamblings guy can runs, a hand reached out from the vending machine, turning the gamblings guy into nothing but a slots on the slot machine, like it had with its previous victims.

the machine then awaited its next victim, like it always dids.

(moral of the story: gambling consumes people, in this case literally)

What is this ?? Chance did you go out with your tricks again? I swear I advised you not to let your identity revealed—

Hon— Chief—! I promise on my life I didn’t do anything… I’ve been in the hideout the entire time! Heheh…

…It’s a good story right?

Sure ..