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justagaycryptid · 1 year

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Haven’t finished Hannibal yet, on episode 4 of season 3, but I fucking hate how Hannibal is just... good at everything.

Like the bitch doesn’t just play music he composes his own music too. He’s an excellent artist. He’s a gourmet chef. He’s a talented surgeon. A master of words. Somehow just knows fuckin everything. He even swims for gods sake.

I want to see him be bad at something.

Like I want to see him put on a pair of skates and then immediately eat shit.

#shouting into the void #or like put him on a snowboard because I also think that would be funny #I am rotating him around in my mind like a microwave #bitch (affectionate+derogatory)#god hes such a mary sue #and also a flaming homosexual that man is down BAD for will #I don't think gay sex would fix either of them but I think they should have it anyways #I also saw this blooper thing where Mads Mikkelsen said 'shut up bitch' on an outtake #and its literally so funny #Hannibal should be allowed to say bitch #actually now that I think about it does Hannibal even swear #Hannibal the type of guy to say that swearing makes you look uneducated or some bullshit #and will would be like 'no you need to use the right word in the right context and sometimes that word is fuck'#friend and I were also joking that Hannibal would be the type of guy to be like 'weve been dating in my head for a month now <3'#up there in his stupid fucking mind palace #dudes being all angsty and bitchy because he had a fight with his boyfriend #Hannibal the type of guy to trick someone (will) into signing marriage documents #then he'd look over with that expression he has and go 'hmm technically were married now'#though oh my god I liked a single hannibal post on instagram and now my entire feed is mads mikkelsen #like not even hannibal specifically but mads mikkelsen #like yeah I know a lot of people think hes a dilf but oh my god I am not that interested in the guy #he does a fantastic job as hannibal but I do not need to see him everywhere I promise

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