#Hannix

[dlea203]

Daria my lovely, I've just had the funniest Hannix thought ever to cross the brain (lol).

Natasha's Grandpa Earl, I feel like was a super salty Army or Navy vet who really enjoyed his whiskey after dinner, sittin out on the porch in the summer and enjoying the time he could spent with his granddaughter and grandson-in-law.

However, what Earl wasn't counting on was Jake and Phoenix's little guy waddling up to him one day asking if he could have a sip of the apple juice in his great-grandpa's glass. The face the little guy made afterwards was as if he just ate the sourest of Sour Patch Kids, spat it right out and loudly declared "Dat not a apple juice!!" which had all three of the adults rolling off the porch laughing (lol).

MARY!

How do you always come up with these amazing and funny little snippets when I need them the most to make my day?!

You‘re an angel, thank you so much for this😍! It made me giggle in the best way😂🤭!

[goddesspharo]

fic: fragments of a great collide Top Gun: Maverick (Hangman/Phoenix)

In the vast spectrum of harebrained ideas, volunteering to shoot down an asteroid careening towards Earth faster than NASA's greatest minds can think to stop it probably ranks just below jumping in front of a nuclear bomb to minimize its destruction. (Or: the one where they're all astronauts.)

I. launch "You're still with Billy the Kid over here?" Rooster asks Phoenix once he finally lets go. "Afraid so," Nat replies with a nod. The malice that used to be there when Bradley would ask if she was still dating the dumbest space cowboy alive – "I own like two cowboy hats, Bradshaw! Relax about it!" Jake always countered in what was an obvious lie – is gone now and in its place is that vague undertone of you can do better that Natasha suspects will never go away. As if to prove her point, Bradley reminds her, "Nat, you could literally ride a horse instead." "I'm a stallion, baby!" Jake exclaims because the layup is too easy to resist.

[bradshawsbaby]

I just saw Glenn’s US Open commercial and now I can’t help but imagine Hangman and Goose bringing Nat and Mrs. B along (Payback and Coyote backed out at the last minute) and end up vowing to NEVER bring them again.

Haha, I haven’t seen this commercial! I tried looking it up, but can’t seem to find anything.

Nat and Mrs. Bradshaw are down to make their own good time, even if they care nothing about golf 😂

[jakeseresinnix]

Glen Powell and Monica Barbaro doing press together back in 2020 was the most underrated unappreciated era cos they totally channelled Hannix energy in all their interviews together. Wished there'd been more footages of them together. the way Monica looks at Glen here gives me the heart flutters hehe ~ also in the later part of the interview, she was so utterly proud of him for being the first one out of them getting his pilot license and also making his own movie Devotion ~

[at-thestillpoint]

AU ask game, top gun, corporate coworkers

[five facts about an au!]

I know you said corporate, but my head went immediately to pro sports leagues. Blame it on the basketball that was on in the background when I received this ask! Hangman’s family owns a down-on-its-luck NFL team that hasn’t been to the playoffs in 25 years. When it’s reported that Jake Seresin and his wife, Natasha, are planning to move to the city where the team is based, everyone thinks it’s the tale as old as time: the nepo baby faffs around for a few years, does some quantifiable damage, and then leaves a mess for someone else to clean up. But wait! It’s actually Natasha who’s here to save the day.

I also know you said coworkers, but we mix business and pleasure in this house (but actually, please don’t do that). Nat and Jake meet as MBA students at Stanford GSB, and Natasha clocks him as a thorn in her side the moment she stepped foot into that classroom. But who would’ve thought that a class where you learn about yourself and how to forge relationships would be the perfect venue to…forge a relationship? Turns out the hot asshole also has a heart of gold! Turns out she wants to marry him for his NFL team!

There’s a b-plot where Callie and Bob are trying to get the team’s TikTok account up and running, and keep racking up not insignificant bills to expense in the name of virality that they occasionally have to justify to Natasha. They’re giving the people what they want! And what the people want is star RB Javy Machado’s grinning face answering silly questions and doing silly dances.

Half the fan base is ready to toss ancient (read: 36-year-old) QB Bradley Bradshaw out with the bath water, and rumors start circulating that Natasha is having an affair with him because she saved him from the proverbial pre-season chopping block. She hires retired Super Bowl MVP-turned sports psychologist Pete Mitchell to help Bradley work through his yips, so that Bradshaw can have one final glorious season.

In true corporate office shenanigans, someone keeps stealing Fanboy’s lunch from the shared office fridge, and he sets up a Kevin McAllister-worthy boobytrap system to catch the thief. Turns out it’s everyone, because no one should be eating the snack food lasagna experiments he calls edible.

[viximillarumvitarum]

Just kiss already.

[allepaula]

Watched Purple Hearts again, and couldn't stop thinking that the songs would fit perfectly in a Hannix story.

Just saying.

[nolita-fairytale]

I think a lot about how Phoenix was intended in early drafts of TGM to be roosters love interest. thankfully they didn’t go in that direction and not only let her just be her own character, but that Glen and Monica had so much on screen chemistry that the rest of us (including Monica’s agent) saw what could’ve been 👀

[spilledgold]

wrote this a year ago and forgot to post a link to it on here. i hope it finds its people.

Bob thought his observation skills were equally perfect on the ground as they were in the air.

Phoenix and Bob come to very different conclusions.

[yagevica]

It was already late when the relationship was being discussed in The Hard Deck :

Bob : Look! I think you should be with someone who won't shake your psyche.

Phoenix: It's not interesting anymore

All others : axxaxaax

Hangman :

Sorry, I'm not a native speaker, so it turned out like this)

[jungle-angel]

hannix and 49? 👀🙏

(from hal prompts)

OOOoooooh the way a shiver was sent down my spine when I saw this (lol).

"What a fuckin night," Natasha groaned as she and Jake walked in the door.

"Tell me about it," Jake yawned. "Glad we have the rest of the week off so we can sleep."

The Halloween party at Mav and Penny's had been one to remember for sure, tons of friends and family having showed up in their costumes with food and baked goods while the liquor cabinet had been nearly cleared of its contents.

Jake pulled off the stick-on moustache he had used for his Gomez Addams costume while Natasha had removed the hair extensions for her Morticia piece. She had just removed the last of them before Jake put his arm around her waist and began nuzzling her neck.

"Tish, my lovely," he purred. "Have I ever told you how bewitching you look in that black dress?"

"Once or twice mon cher," Natasha answered.

Jake nipped at her neck and the little pulse point which drew moan from Natasha, more so when she felt his big hands undoing the little brass buttons on the back of her dress. His hands were warm as they slid beneath the fabric, slowly parting it just a little bit more until Natasha's dress fell to the floor, leaving her in nothing but her black lace bra and matching panties.

"Tish my sweet," Jake chuckled. "How can you hide this from me all day long?"

Natasha soundly smacked his shoulder, a yelp escaping his throat and making him jump.

"You wanna take this to the bedroom or shall we stay down here in the living room?" she asked with a cheeky grin.

"I'm thinking we stay right here," Jake said, wiggling his eyebrows.

"Then get outta that suit lay down and spread those legs of yours Bagman," she told him. "I've still got a few tricks and treats left up my sleeve from tonight."

"YES MA'AM!" Jake exclaimed excitedly.

He hurriedly rushed to get out of his suit while Natasha made a bed on the floor of all the pillows, couch and chair cushions and blankets she could get. Once Jake had tossed his shorts to the other side of the room, he lay right down, spread like the Vetruvian Man with his cock already standing straight as a rod.

"Darling, my body is ready!" he joked.

Natasha laughed as she straddled his waist, his cock already slipping into her with ease before they began rocking their hips against each other. She hadn't been kidding. There were still plenty of tricks and treats left in the night to keep going.

[dlea203]

Oh God Daria, this hit me outta nowhere but I have a feeling you'll get a good laugh out of it (lol).

Jake and Natasha have Auggie for a little bit since Bob and Mrs. Floyd are preparing for the day when Auggie officially becomes a big brother, so it's only natural that his godparents should take him for a little bit. However what they weren't counting on was Jake's dad having to have knee surgery and having to go to the farm to help out with the chores.

One morning Auggie gets it in his head to try and milk one of the cows himself so Jake keeps an eye on him just in case. He does pretty good since his kindergarten class at the so called "hippie school", takes the kiddos to the farm at least once a week. However, what Jake wasn't counting on was when the poor cow got startled and Auggie went, "Sorry Peach, but that's what Daddy and Uncle Jake do to mommy and Auntie and it works to make milk" (lol).

BWAAAHAHAHAHHAHA😂!

Mary, this is GOLD😍😂!

[goddesspharo]

Ma’am, you are NOT ALONE on your Hannix island! I am right here with you on this island, waving the flag, shipping it hard.

🖤🖤🖤

Haha, right on! It is honestly so painfully on brand for me that you've just got to laugh at this point. Like OF COURSE that's what I'd ship. This surprises literally no one. She's basically the best and he's a hot asshole who is competent at certain things but also the biggest idiot you've ever met? I was raised by The X-Files; that dynamic is catnip to me. They look really good together, had four minutes of screen time during which they were viciously antagonistic towards each other, and you could read a decade of history into it? Everyone they know would be baffled by them hooking up and question their sanity? They'd both take ages to admit they were in the relationship that they were in? Say less, canon, I've already written two dozen fics about it. (JFC. I think I might need to stop writing TGM fic.)

[bradshawsbaby]

Hii Sarah🥰

If you‘re still taking those made-up-fic-titles, may I request Easy on me?

(And no, this has definitely nothing to do with the fact that I‘m listening to the song by Adele right now🤭)

Hi, Daria! 🥰 Such a good song! I feel like this would be good for a Hannix fic set in the beginning of Jake and Natasha’s official relationship, when she’s still getting used to what it means to really let him in. She’s been wounded in the past and has put up a lot of walls as a defense mechanism, so she needs Jake to go easy on her as she eases into all of this.

send me a made-up fic title (no longer accepting requests)

[jakeseresinnix]

MonGlen // HanNix

Monica Barbaro & Glen Powell // Jake "Hangman" Seresin & Natasha "Phoenix" Trace

[at-thestillpoint]

He rode into a tree! What do you want, 'The President, while riding a bicycle on vacation in Jackson Hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop'?