#Hayley Mockingbird Prescott x Jake Hangman Seresin

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I tried making gifs

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He can sing

Notes: use of an OC named Hayley (Call sign: Mockingbird), cursing, terrible writing, like one dirty comment (jump his bones are the words used), Nickelback, Bradley's mad he's not the best (not really), I attempted this but I did have to copy the lyrics from Google

This was so fucking stupid.. how in the holy hell did Jake "Hangman" Seresin sing so well? To Nickelback? Hayley looked like she was about to jump his bones and Bradley looked like he wanted to strangle him but everyone knew that wasn't true.

"She's got me nervous. Talkin' a hundred miles an hour. She's more than worth it. I swear she smells just like a flower. I'd fall to pieces if I went anywhere without her. I love when she says, "What's wrong with right here on the counter?" Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. She keeps me up. She keeps me up. All night. All night. She keeps me up. She keeps me up. All night. All night. I need her so bad. Sometimes I think that I can taste it. This evil romance. So good I never wanna waste it. I can't trust my friends. 'Cause she's what everybody chases. And I know where she's been. 'Cause it's on everybody's faces. Come on. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. She keeps me up. She keeps me up. All night. All night. She keeps me up. She keeps me up.All night.All night. I never wanna have to slow down. Gotta be a better way to come down. I've gotta stay awake somehow. I never wanna have to slow down. Gotta be a better way to come down. I've gotta stay awake somehow. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster. Everybody wants to be the sister's mister. Coca-Cola roller-coaster. Love her even though I'm not supposed to. She keeps me up. She keeps me up. All night. All night. She keeps me up. She keeps me up. All night. All night." Those lyrics came out of Jake's mouth and settled over the room. When the song finished Hayley stood up clapping and the rest of the dagger squad clapped as well. Jake's cocky grin prominent on his face.

The end!

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Jake has golden retriever energy

So would Hayley have black cat energy or what? Ooh maybe she's also a golden retriever

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"Wait a minute!"

A/N: I don't know what this is honestly it's safe below the cut I added it for ✨flair✨

Warnings: crappy writing, Canon x OC, cursing, things like that, mentions of alcohol, multiple ships majority Canon x OC

Synopsis: an AU where Jake and Hayley are married during the Uranium mission but not a lot of people know because Hayley uses her maiden last name still

Characters and pairings: Hayley "Mockingbird" Prescott/Hayley "Mockingbird" Seresin + Jake "Hangman" Seresin. Lyra "Chaos" Mitchell + Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw (they're flirting), Madison Machado + Javy "Coyote" Machado. Natasha "Phoenix" Trace

Despite the majority of them being pilots with a keen eye for details, Phoenix and Rooster couldn't believe that the girl that Hangman came in with was his wife. Hangman? With a wife? Let's backtrack shall we?

Hayley "Mockingbird" Seresin neé Prescott, one of two Texan pilots selected for the top secret mission at TOPGUN walked into the bar and looked around before ordering a beer and then walking around sipping it before spotting her husband, Jake "Hangman" Seresin playing pool and walks over and admires his ass. "Nice ass you got there." Hayley says, her wedding band and her engagement ring make a clinking sound against the glass bottle. "Haha, very nice honey." Jake says before standing up and pecking her cheek and grabbing her ass in retaliation and Rooster and Phoenix spot this and share a look "Does Bagman have a girlfriend?" Rooster asks Phoenix "No, they're probably engaged, she's got a ring on her finger" Phoenix says before Lyra walks over "Nah, they're married, see Bagman has a ring on his finger too." Lyra says and walks off before Phoenix walks over "Bagman, who's this lovely lady?" Phoenix asks making Madison Machado and Javy "Coyote" Machado chuckle, they were one of the few who knew Hayley and Jake were married. "Phoenix, this is my wife, Hayley "Mockingbird" Seresin." Jake says smugly "Hi, nice to meet you." Hayley says in her Texan accent that was thick and extends her hand for a handshake.

The end!

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