#He literally says 'I am jagerman I am God' after having sex like I could NOT imagine ppl respecting him after learning that | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

enokin0 · 10 months

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Thinking about how max sounds JUST as confused and flustered as Grace does about having sex in the climax(haha) of npmd's 2nd act. Therefore my prevailing theory is that:

This bitch was a virgin until Grace and people either made rumors about him or he purposefully pretended to be into sex to save face.

Reasons:

1. How set on her he was from beginning to end

2. even after he had sex with her he was giddy at the prospect of possibly even more physical intimacy through cuddling with her (even if it wasn't sexual)

3. literally listen to what's going on in the background while Steph and Pete are watching

4. It would make the entire situation even funnier

#max jagerman is a virgin bc i say so #and I say so bc it would be funny if he projected so hard on this one specific topic and that's why he likes grace in the first place #He literally says 'I am jagerman I am God' after having sex like I could NOT imagine ppl respecting him after learning that #he says his catchphrase followed by 'go nighthawks!' after sex #edited bc I saw a typo and I realized that my og text could be slightly confusing #max jagerman #grace chasity #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #nerdy prudes spoilers #npmd spoilers #starkid #hachetfield

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