#He's mostly Polly's dog but Alfred lets him sleep on his bed and Charlotte and Polly don't let him sleep on their beds so at night time Alf

[themalhambird]

I think Polly Hillinghead should get a puppy and I also think that that puppy should be a really good judge of character so when Harker comes along trying to ingratiate himself with her he gets growled at non-stop and Polly is like "Sorry, I can't come and play piano for your mother, Inspector Squirrel doesn't like you"

(also, Inspector Squirrel with Henry Ashe two minutes earlier: Frend! Give fuss!!!??? Give scritches??? Has treat for pupper??? let me love you!!!! I am going to wag my tail off pay attention to meeeeeeeeee )