#Hels carries around Pelagius’ Hip Bone like a trophy

[thatstargazingaquarius]

Hermitcraft AU where everything’s exactly the same but Hels has the Wabbajack from Skyrim:

“You think you can stop me Welsknight? Well now you’re a sweet roll. How’s it feel huh? HOWS IT FEEL TO BE A FUCKING SWEET ROLL?”