#Hi mcgeese

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

I think that the feathers on your back would be better off in a shitty pillow, I think the bones in your body would be better off entertaining a dog and I think the heart in your chest would be better off in the tin man. You are worthless. You wanted to know what people thought of you

-Your friend McGeese

Thanks!

This is so much nicer than calling me a Tory, it's really flattering. Love you too <3

[soda-sparkss]

The stream was very fun

- @mcgeese

i had fun too!! thanks for tuning in!!

[duothelingo]

HONK!

- @mcgeese

Hi bb

[shakespeare-official-account]

Hi this is totally Shakespeare saying that my mutual @mcgeese is actually super cool and awesome and so much better than me and everyone else and should be given so much money

[mcgeese]

hii mcgeese!!

-gabe

Hi Gabe!

[gimmick-lawyer]

Hi hello, I’m technically not a gimmick blog but I’ve been engaged in the corpverse since December, if you were in it in January you’ll remember my massive thread proving Bing and Google are together but anyway that’s beside the point, I’m planning on investigating this memory shit that’s been happening and I’d like some legal protection in case the memory eater tried to sue me ig

Sincerely, McGeese

This account's from like two months ago lol so uh no idk what happened

But sure I'll be your legal protection!

[digital-trailer-man]

Hi trailer guy!

Mcgeese here

Just saying hi

Hello.

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

Are you scrolling through my page Duck

- Your Enemy, McGeese

Perhaps?

You did the exact same thing a couple of days ago (don't deny it, I have proof), so perhaps you're not in the right place to complain. At least someone is giving you attention.

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

🎀 🌙 🌈

- @mcgeese

Wow, thanks!

(and yeah, you're definitely right.)

[mcgeese]

hi mcgeese ily!!/p

-gabe

Tysm gabe