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FIONNA AND CAKE RANT PART TWO

becuaee.i just watched episodes 3-6

SO FIRST OF CHOOSE GOOSE CAME BACK

AND THEN HE DIED BUT HE CAME BACK AS A PERSON

WAS THERE TWO FINNS IN THE FARM UNIVERSE???? LIKE CLEARLY FIN WITH THE MISSING ARM IS FINN BUT LIKE HIS KID AND THE GIRL WITH THE MULLET KINDA GIVE ME FLAME PRINCES VIBES?????

PRISMO AND SIMON ARE MUTUALS ON AO3 TELL ME IM WRONG

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP CALLING SIMON A GIRL??? DID I MISS SOMETHING????? WHAT???? LIKE I THINK ITS FUNNY BUT LIKE IS THIS A TRANS LEO SITUATION???

WINTER KING OMG!!!! SO GAY!!! SO BONKERS!!! WINTER KING SIMONCEST IS GROSS BUT LIKE I LOW-KEY THOUGHT THEY WOULD KISS LIKE UNIRONICALLY! LIKE THE ONLY REASON IT WAS FIONNA IS BECAUSE US INTERNET PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE BRO TF BUT LIKE IN THE CONTEXT OF WINTER KING BEING A LITTLE UNHINGED IT MADE MORE SENSE THAN HIM KISSING FIONNA

CANDY QUEEN DESERVED SO MUCH MORE!!! ICE KING STAN FRFR! THEY NEED TO BE FRIENDS! THEY NEED TO BE IN A BAND RIGHT NOW!

BUBLINE CANON MEETING! WHY DID MARSH SHOWER IN HER HOUSE? DOES HE NOT HAVE A HOME? WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY POOR BABY BOY????

IM KILLING THOSE LEMONGRAB SONS OF B####ES FOR HURTING MY POOR BUBBLEGUM BOY! THAT WAS A REALLY CUTE WAY TO INTRODUCE THE CANDY PEOPLE

"so where does a cupcake go to meet a chocolate covered strawberry?" MADE ME WANT TO SCREAM! I MEAN I AM BUT OH MY GOOD LORD THEY NEED TO GET TOGETHER! WAS IT A METAPHOR??? IS MARSHALL DISCREETLY ASKING HIM OUT??? AND THE WAY THEY STARTED RANTING ABOUT IT IS JUST UGH

BECAUSE THE WAY THEY MET WAS MARSH WAS ALREADY THERE, SO THE "Cupcake" WOULD BE MY ADORABLE LITTLE PRINCE GOING TO THAT PUNK MF!