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throwingideasatthewall · 3 years

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Clone Wars Slaves of the Republic

Chil-dren

Children are slaves

Contin -uing on, That’s Kin da-

Narrator

(smarter than Anakin)

It hasn’t been for several years though right?

Z-y ger-i a-

Seriously you guys co -exist and have a giant council,

How did no one notice this shit?

Also if they’re Sep-ar Tist- - they have a govern -ment-

So, is this some kind of iron curtain?

Se- riously? - How?

Also why is Rex or Cody? — Okay, seriously what is up with the uniform? - Where’d you even get that from?

There’s one dude,

And if it was from like a secret stash of disguises?

Wouldn’t that be several years out of date?

Like, What? - You’re better off not doing the dis-guises

Also, geez a lot of assumptions like one extremist made a claim and now the whole planet has the burn ... Like seriously it’s in char- acter,

But this means Obi-Wan was only agreeing with her because he knows her personally

(’Her’ being Man- dal Or Ia N Duchess,’)

Those are ships

What- music-

Why?

The music is just nope,

Bor der- Ing- On- . Seriously why is he here? . What is with the clothing ?

Why?

Seriously, how is that going to fool anyone,

They’re-

I don’t like the lack of logic already in this episode,

Why?

‘you’ll be so distracted by that she won’t notice that we completely invaded her kingdom wearing the uniform (possibly 10 years out of date) of her guard and do not at all look like a species

Or anyone she hi -re -d

(And somehow won’t get stabbed to death)

Oh,

And Ahsoka,

Sl-ave

Y-eah,

Also why is she wearing face coverings?

Like, didn’t seem to be a custom?

Odd Dis guise

(I guess anything covering features would give her less of a chance of being recognized)

(Yeah but you know more about the emotions involved, And probably would be better acting at it)

Ma-ster

No,

Damn she just scorch ed his teaching

Boomers, Don’t know shit

Why is it blue?

Why is there a dragon thing? -

I don’t know Ah-soka why don’t you ask the clone you’re work -ing with, Or remember how they raised you for the sole purpose of serving their system

Fighting for it

This

Oh great did she tell you that information ?

(Instead of y’know fixing the damn problem,”

Yeah, Sucks,

Oh they actually brought that up,

Okay, I deduct that point (Slight ly,) - Invit -ation - Fair

Brig -and

Again what makes them think that this is anything more than an extremist ?

Like, how is that important?

Halt,

What,

That thi-ng, ?

Again what?

?

Also yeah the uniforms look significantly different?

That mean anything?

Again

Oh, so those birds are native ?

Or, Other Wise-

Se- riously what?

Not exactly how attraction works, Which I think is what they were trying to imply there,

There needed to be more of a look over- Or Him taking off his hat (For that gasp reaction,)

Also yeah a newly minted slave would totally bow, To their oppressor,

That’s something Anakin, should be doing,

Ah, did you not send from your-self? That would’ve been more of a rea-lis- tic scene for the drinks line,

Ha- tred - Yeah no this is a really bad job,

Yeah, there’s no way she’s falling for this,

‘This is he he’s cute so I’ll play along,

There’s, no other way this isn’t ending with a dagger to a neck,

Wa- rrior

Oh she’s talking about Ana -kin

Stock,

Again he literally sent you the whole population of the planet,

So, I don’t think he was that specific,

You know it’s a good thing Ahsoka’s as an adult Because this would be highly disturbing with any other alternative..

Also I guess that kind of makes sense as the shock wearing off

but she definitely wouldn’t be that wild,

Mo-

Pro-cessed

Yeah there’s no way lady is falling for this,

That’s got dragged into it temperament,

Point, It’s Not-

It’s not fitting ‘ I know you’re bull- shitting me,”

Her,

Yeah there’s no way, she’s falling for this,

(Anyone would probably have a let’s see where this leads,

This- Isn’t It-

You know this flir- ting is better than anything that happens with Padme-

Like it’s at least got the tone -right

Good

But also no

She’s significantly older than him and... toxic,

I’m going with tox -ic - Also- yeah

Anakin is definitely a lot better at this-

Ah- soka - Not even bothering with it,

Ai

Again, Why is this so much better than anything with Pad-me,

Like it’s toxic - but it holds them both accountable,

Generally a lot better writt -en

(Hopefully they were going for they don’t actually love each other they just like breaking the rul-es)

Because- I can’t see it as any -thing else Now,

(Or even then,)

Da- Mn-

W-e

Yeah dude it’s clear that she’s faking,

What’s a Hutt?

Mm

What?

Also yeah no one questioned them about their human appearance-

Why-

Ob-vious

Also, yeah what are they even doing bury-ing them alive,

Why-

Obi-Wan acts a lot more sus instead of just staying down in the pit with him under the guise of screwing with a prisoner

Also yeah I can’t blame him,

She’s an adult

Bru-tal

Tox -ic

Also, You figured out the price between you two That should be a lot more dramatic,

They’re adults.

Gi-

Also yeah no way she’s falling for that - Also yeah where did his name come from? - Like did they give an alias at some point? - Cause is Lars just seems to come out of the air-

[they told them that they knew said dude, Anakin talked with the queen but I can’t- but he didn’t mention her name-

Me

Again this is pretty good

though the tone did drop there a little,

She’s screwing with him-

Yeah, I’d be worried about him drinking the Kool-Aid right about now too

[he already drank the Generational Overstep one ]

We-ll

P-

Holo-

What - Sl- aves - Uhm,

Sucks . . that he decided to enable that shitty system

Accoun- tability is always better,

But if he dies the system of his own making it his own fault,

?

- also yeah now we’re sussing out the human targets,

Ye-ah

Yeah no she’s definitely fucking with them,

Also you’re telling me they didn’t notice him from the white republic ass robes?

(Or did they just give that to him?)

Sub-mission

Yes she’s right,

Mhm, loving this ro- ast of Kenobi right now,

It’s still said by a worse enable

So not too sweet

But it hits a spot,

Any way,

Aight

Well isn’t this Anakin’s fantasy, finally his anger out on his abuser (Vent-ing)

Hm,

Yea-

O-k

Ok

Seriously that is damn light

Call-ing him a boomer

Then they’re both enabling old Gen So pretty past the redemption mark,

But, Still,

Cath,arsis is nice,

B-ack

W-h

Yeah, see she knew it was bull, shit-

D-ie

Wh-elp- - A more realistic relationship (toxic)

High - Well

(Also when did the clone get back?)

Well,

Also R2-D2 has the capabilities of a projectile launch -er - G -uard - A-i

Whe-

Whe-n?

Okay?

D-amn

A-gain

Exp-ression going a little Looney Tunes the- re-

(I should be able to read their ex- pression,”

]

How?

Did that?

She wasn’t wearing a shock collar,

And we didn’t see her gets sent to processing with that kind of thing would be implemented,

Ser-

Oof - Rex? - Freckin down,

Oof,

W-h- elp

Again emotion?

[what’s the emotion?]

W-h Oh-

I thought that was pretty neat~

Th-em

Da-mn

Also, friends, His poisonous en-abler who groomed him to be a child soldier, And someone from a younger generation, Who he groomed to be a child soldier, Great freck ‘in friends, W-

Hey, that’s some thing, Mis- s- ion .

Again has anyone been taking the mission seriously . ever? .. At any point?

Anakin‘s been hecking around with this Obi-Wan decided screw Subtlety, and went for one guy,

And Ahsoka’s been been be grud G Ing Ly - Putting up with it- ... Gen eral . . . Ser -vant - Okay the tone just went into gar- g- ,ling marbles, And the expression is neutral (at best) What the hell?

(Seriously why whenever Anakin‘s unfortunate childhood it turns into gargling marbles?

Like I can’t even tell what emotion that is

Either way it’s just not how people talk, Voice possibly getting lower, Not what th is- is

She is right - he has enabled a terrible system and continue(s - to be Obi- wan and the Council’s bitch (Non identification term,)

Me

Power

Hey, no difference from Obi-Wan,

Great,

Here, The Boomer bait Obi-Wan gave me, Promising a place in their screwed up Future, That I traded it then Future Now Present Ahsoka ’s (Chance) at A Non- (Completely) Feck -e-d Child hood For, Thank -s

(Totally not a servant)

Despite the very conditional nature of that agreement

Also I real-ly like what they did there, Anakin not being a slave (Like he said,

Like in childhood)

Now just being a willing servant,

Really showing the Modi -cum Of Diff er en ce Be-tween Being unwittingly ordered into it, And (continued) choosing to enable it

Fri-en d-s

Well that’s better for Ahsoka than literally anything Anakin and Obi-Wan have done for her

Con-stantly putting her in harms way-

(Not giving a shit about the child soldier thing)

Great

Why?

I don’t honestly don’t get the idea behind the get up

As seen none of the other [of her species] Is wearing similar get up

Just- doesn’t add up,-

Aight

Seems- fine-

More hassle to get food and water and everything else up there to be quite honest,

Also seriously what is up with the wildlife?

Like we have the cute squishy things?

And then these?

How?

Promised

Also, That really didn’t sound too malicious ... Don’t get me wrong I think I know what they’re trying to imply,

But dude here’s suffering from Clovis syndrome,

Aka the tone just isn’t carry -ing —- There doesn’t seem to be any malician .behind what he just said,

Like dude sounded like he said “mine” as in mine for board game night,

“sk -ug,” Ok, that’s Malacian but it’s not the right kind,

That just sounds mildly offensive

Non committal

Doesn’t really connect with the tone of the previous sentence,

Which was like; ‘The queen has promised you to me how do you feel about it?’

That, just coming out of nowhere,

Not carrying

W-help

A- Ight-

Not even -consistent

Like seriously,

If you’re going to do a flat character like that;

At least try to do it consistently; Like dude went from “lust”, (I’m assuming it seems more like self- conscious/doubt) to me then off-hand Passive aggressiveness, then Disciplinary, Without so much Of a pre- empt (Not prompt,) We never saw that conscious -ness turn to aloofness, Then cold rage, pushing the button no shift, Only impromptu jump,

Shame would’ve been interesting if Ahsoka had a Clovis like friend,

(I don’t know his age,)

Again,

Re-action?

What am I supposed to feel what, emotion is that

I have no clue,

Well, Why?

[Why-

?

Who is this guy?

A slave owner/buy -er?

Whel-

We’ve found them

No you were brought to them -by force-

Also where is the dude that was just in a chair?

Where?

[also wow for Rex this must feel a return ho me-

Oh-but-

Okay, not gonna question it,

Jedi

- Also yeah that was the question what their education of their youth actually is like

*Groom Ing

Like the propaganda must be damn thick,

As well as the child abuse (If this is the state of society and seeing how they can see another adult human being (Sen -tient) Yeah there’s no way those kids are in good condition,

Also this dude comes off as such a doof,

Like not even remotely intim- idating- - Well, Fuck

(Also yeah I’m pretty sure the queen is going to be real fucking pleased that you just wasted a bunch of stock

Of a trade that is just getting back up and running again

Also yeah Kenobi really fucked this one up - His job to find them- Fecked that up- - Atten -tion - Worst. way to get attention ever,

You

See, they’re specifically doing this to mess with him- - De-fy

And Obi-wan was then allowed to wander off,

While dude spun the wrong way in his chair,

Wh-

Wh-at

Why?

Rom-antic ?

Lady that’s like pointing and saying you were once an abuse victim weren’t you?

Like, very likely

With the council, the clones At least two slave states (Planets)

I think the only way you could get “vagu-er” Is saying child soldier, Sl-ave

Being a slave doesn’t make you naturally virtuous,

With abusers, it makes you pissed off

Others, Ty-pica ll y Fine,

But again that’s not guaranteed,

Ex-abuse victims can still enable the abusers-

And-

[There’s just a lot of problems with this that I’m kind of gargling,]

Point being you can’t tell something like that,

And suffering doesn’t make you more virtuous,

(Just means normal human decency stand out a lot more in the darkness of degeneracy,

Any, Way,

Groom Ing

Oh

So they are actually fram- ing that it’s a bad thing,

Good, cause it is

Obi-Wan is a grooming frick

And Ahsoka is a child robb -ed of her child- hood-

By the council and implied to be by Anakin (Who did nothing and enabled it long past the point of return,)

Self-

And literally every-one else (Inc-luding the abuser as we just saw)

Self- destruction (and enabling it) is a shit time,

Be Absolutely nothing besides a toxic enabler upon a pile of rubble,

It’s damn useless,

Oh, that’s almost flirt Ing-

That’s really dramatic music for FLYING Frogs,

Stay

Again, he’s not terribly opposed to this,

-it

Again, that came out of nowhere

Like Anakin slavery hangups are the equivalent of an on and off switch

* Note, a reason. To, Slavery is bad objectif ication of other humans is bad, Don’t do it,

I called them hangups just to denote the fact that there never anything, im-portant, consistent or some thing he sticks by,

Being perfectly fine with this flirt -ing off the clock

With a sl -aver - Only occurring at random with no reuniting theme

And literally just sounds like the writers, Shou-ting- “ Hey guys remember Anakin was a slave?”

Yes and while that can cause rush-es of e-motion

None of that is shown,

We don’t see Anakin clenching his fist and it building up that resent -ment-

We don’t see him fighting the idea, that the Jedi just use him, Like his old slave master-

We don’t see any emotion,

It’s just dull

Not like an emotional dull

Like an unemotional one,

There’s not h-ing

Which is a shame because there should be a lot of emotion here-

And there’s not-

She’s Right,

And Anakin is an inhuman abomination, That can’t even manage an emotion,

(Might want to try someone else)

Really?

Because he hasn’t managed a single emotion or conflict this entire time,

Unless you mean biologically complicated in that case yes how the feck does this man work?

Adult people are very emotional, Dude can’t even manage a bit of it

- His expressions are damn atrocities

(Of logic!)

(And ,empathy)

Again Emotion,

Well I will give this episode the benefit, It’s the episode that got things the closest thing to right (Greivous’s lair, Not withstanding) In terms of tone,

Near the middle

(Before promptly coming crashing down to the ground,)

Unfortunately considering the rest of the episodes that isn’t really high praise

The thing about tone is I need to be able to understand what emotions your char-acters are feeling and being por-tray-ed in about every scene,

And, You can’t cut corners

And hav-ing switching emotional moods With out pre empt or under- standing,

Still passing the threshold of being a good story;

-Co-herent tale that can be followed

- doesn’t normalize problematic or self-destructive Behavior

However not one of a fun story;

Leaving me with the persistent fee- ling of chew- Ing metal

Mildly irritating, Clunky, And not the least bit entertaining or of any value (Much)

That it has yet to rise above

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