#Honorable mentions include: cowboy show/attire. 3 beers. another job application. glitter gel pens. nice phone call from home. steakums.

[nashvillethotchicken]

A list of things I think would fix any and every vampire in IWTV in no particular order

1) blood from a person who had 4 of the caramel apple empanadas that taco bell discontinued (or the ability to taste said empanadas on their own)

2) Strap

3) night trade school

4) trampoline

5) job application

6) Strap

7) winter vacation home in Alaska or Norway

8) insane hypoghetticals/conversation starters

9) HRT

10) one of those heat lamps and rocks that they have in reptile enclosures

11) an entire box set of the sopranos

12) Beyoncé concert

13) Reefer

14) giant motivational water bottle covered in stickers

15) STRAP!!!!!