#Hootsie is sooooo set to succeed shes got left brain dad and right brain dad

[cthulhusstepmom]

Breakdown of the OUAW polycule:

Gricko and Frost: two middle-aged gays raising their adopted daughter(Hootsie) who they send to a critically acclaimed private school. She won the school talent show by performing a ukulele cover of Welcome to the Black Parade.

Kremy and Gideon: a couple of swingers except Gid is the only one who swings, Kremy uses him as bait to recruit people for his pyramid schemes(he's on the top of the pyramid (of course)) and he only gets jealous a little bit. Their daughter(Twig) is the neighborhood menace and has eaten dirt on multiple occasions.

and of course:

Torbek: the shelter dog that Gideon wanted but once they got him he got attached to Kremy and became "his" dog instead.