#However flareon is the only fully evolved fire type that cannot learn solar beam (Crack)

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Stupid bitch mcfucking D I E S...Again. Cause of death, he ate too much junk food at the new years party, and got sick on the car ride home. Rip dipshit!

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"The soup powered fuck machine shirt STAYS ON during sex!"

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vampire tits, extra round please! c:

"Of course! Everyone should touch a vampire tit once in their life!"

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“How about a PAIR of nice vampire tits~?” o:

"Of course dude, my vampire tits always satisfy!"

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What about vampire dick

"Here you go nonnie! Be careful it's big so eat it slowly!"

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"Do you ever just think about how in cars there's a car pope? I do beacuse it implies there's a car god and a car devil. There's a car hell that exists...The cars universe is fucked up when you really take the time to think about it."

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"Raid shadow legends sucks ass tho, why not get sponsored by manscaped!?"

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"Why the fuck is everyone talking about sleeping in the nude?"

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What about your vampire weenier

"Of course nonnie, everyone should see a vampire weenier!" :^)

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"DO THESE FUCKERS REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY? IS THAT WHY THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!?"

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"Everyday I run the risk of seeing a tiktokers opinions online...That alone should be a human rights violation."

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"What the FUCK are those? Are those fuckin cats?"

"EY DON'T FUCKIN LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, THOSE ARE WEIRD FUCKIN CATS!!!"

"YO LAND LADY, THERE ARE WEIRD FUCKIN CATS OUTSIDE! THEY LOOK LIKE GRANDMA THE FUCKIN THINGS!!"

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"Oooooooo, I'm a scary pansexual vampire, ooooooooo! I cast a spell of gay gay homosexual gay upon ye!"

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" Remember the time people unironically wanted to fuck the dude from Baldi's Basics? I do and it keeps me up at night!"

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"Back in my day we didn't have your fancy mango catalogs, walnut files, or any of your other anolog horrors! WE GOT SCARED BY EDGY SPONGEBOB WITH HYPER REALISTIC EYES, LIKE MEN!!"

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"Gay, gay, homosexual, gay!"