#Hrist Valkyrie

[twinklemylittlestar]

I don't know why, but sometimes I see cats instead of people...🐈🐱

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BONUS: here is a rare examplary of angry Alvitr

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BONUS (pt.2): Buddha the hamster🐹🍭🍿

[micah-drew]

Hear me out—

[telvess]

Headcanons for all the characters including Jack since it’s based on Hamlet watching The lion king with the reader. (the original animated movie not the live action remake.)

Record Of Ragnarok Characters x Reader watching together The Lion King (headcanons) 🔞

You know, I haven’t watched The Lion King in… well I watched it once when I was kid and that’s it. Mulan, Hercules and Tarzan were my movies. Anyway I ended up watching The Lion King again to refresh my memory.

Qin

A what? Are you involved? Then Qin would agree to do anything.

He’s like a big kid - chill and carefree, even more than usually. Both of you goof around, Mr. Emperor tries to sing without knowing words, popcorn flies around, you pause a movie in stupid moments to make him laugh etc.

You get a stomachache from laughing too much and Qin obviously has to get infected.

Just two morons have time of their afterlife.

The only moment when there is silence is when Simba loses his father. That scene just hits too close to home and remains Qin about Chun Yan. However he doesn’t let it bother him too much.

HAKUNA MATATA

You both loudly encourage lions to battle.

At the end he asks what other movies you like.

Jack

Because he isn’t familiar with the concept of love and how to express it, spending time with you is probably Jack’s way to show his affection. If you ask him to watch an animated movie together, he’d politely agree, even if it’s not his thing.

Expect tea. And cheddar apple pie.

Jack sees Simba’s journey as a lovely and naive story. Deep inside he does compare himself to that lion cub and wonders what kind of person he would've become if he had only received help from strangers. On top of that Jack actually killed his parents, so it’s odd to him to see how much Simba struggles with remorse over Mufasa’s death which wasn’t his fault.

Truth to be told Jack might mentions some quotes from Shakespeare IF you point out similarities between the movie and Hamlet. These resemblances aren’t very visible. But it may be enough to start an interesting conversation.

The ending of the story may seems a bit bitter to Jack. Whoever was meant to be good, stayed good, and whoever was meant to be bad - stayed bad. Kinda depressing outcome for a man who’s trying to change himself, right? You’d have to talk about it and remind that it’s just a simplification made for children.

Now it’s time for a cuddle session.

Loki

Do you really want to do this to yourself? You’re very naive if you expect to have a fun with this guy while watching this kind of movie.

At first it’s just boring to him, but after awhile he amuses himself by coming up with new ways to destroy the show. He makes a loud comment every time the opportunity arises. For example, there is a scene where Zaku tells young Simba and Nala that they’d be married one day, to which Simba replies: No way! She’s my friend! You can hear a loud snort on the side, followed by She’s your SISTER, dumbass!

Loud chewing.

Hey, y/n, do you know that once Simba becomes the king, he will have kids with every lioness? Even his mom?

Do they have to sing all the time?

DON’T YOU DARE mention that you can see a similarity between him and hyenas or forget about chips, popcorn, whatever you two are eating.

Phew! It’s finally over. Wanna do something funny, y/n?

Adamas

Childish entertainment but once he sees that your eyes get wet with tears, he quickly agrees.

A cheerful start bores him but except tactless way of sitting, he doesn’t do anything to ruin your fun.

Even if Mufasa’s death was expected, it still hits hard Adamas. Basically catches him off guard. It remains him about his last meeting with Poseidon: his brother’s pure contempt towards him, that dead, indifferent expression of his face when he pierced Adamas with his trident, then cold surrounding body and Poseidon’s back as he walked away. But while the movie continues, a new digression haunts Adamas. He plays that scene again in his head and it hits him harder, because he realizes that he almost became Scar to Zeus.

So now he sits stiffly on his ass with a very depressed expression. One look at him is enough for you to know that you have to pause the movie and talk to a guy. At first he rejects your attempts, but very quickly ends up letting you hug him tight. Still plays a tough idiot tho…

Beelzebub

Most of the time he just sits next to you with lifeless expression.

Hakuna matata his ass.

Beelzebub secretly enjoys when you sing, but it’s really hard to catch him with a smile on his face. If you manage to do so, he reluctantly admits it. Good luck with convincing him to join you.

He doesn’t have any deeper thoughts about the movie.

If you mention that Timon and Pumba remain you Samael and Azazel, Beelzebub would just give you a dull look. After awhile he starts to notice that too and has mixed feelings about it.

Hrist

She finds this idea very sweet. It’s relaxing and enjoyable.

When Scar kills Mufasa: RAGE MODE ACTIVATION!

Since then you sit with angry Hrist who really does not like phrase hakuna matata. She starts to hate Simba for being so thoughtless.

Screams SHUT UP every time they start singing.

When Simba lets Scar leave, Hrist in heat of the moment chokes you and loudly screams how dumb he is. You wonder if it can get worse and the answer comes very quickly - Simba fights Scar on the TV screen and you fight for every breath on a couch.

Hermes

Hermes approaches the movie from a different angle: he focuses more on a soundtrack. The movie itself is simple story with moral, standard for humans’ approval.

You both consider an improvement of some songs and probably start doing it in the middle of a movie. Sorry, Simba.

Ares

Ares doesn’t care much about Mufasa’s death - it's necessary plot twist to move on with thread… but the ending kinda touches him. It's very climatic in his opinion.

He is NOT crying, okay?

Well you are. Or you pretend very convincingly so he doesn’t have to play tough boy. He has no idea…

Hades

Because he is a gentleman, your wish would be granted.

It’s animated movie but Hades drinks wine. No cola, no popcorn or other snacks. Please, have some dignity.

Hades has weird uncomfortable feeling in his chest when Scar kills his own brother. Scene just awakes something he doesn’t like to mention: conflict between Poseidon, Adamas and Zeus. Hades never could bring himself to blame any of them for how things turned out, so now he doesn’t try to look too deep into Musafa’s murder.

Afterwards he would share his honest opinion with you, almost like professional critic.

Poseidon

No expression throughout the entire movie.

Scar is pathetic.

Mufasa is pathetic.

Simba is pathetic.

Timon and Pumba aren’t even worth mentioning.

That movie proves that humans are lower forms of life.

At least you have chance to hug Poseidon. If he spends time with you, it means he demands it.

After a movie: Y/n, such entertainment is unworthy of the gods.

Leonidas

Books are better than movies. But fine, if you insist, the King of Sparta would spare some time.

The best comforter: Why are you crying? It’s fiction! It’s not even human! By the way - that lion could kill you with a single paw swing. These mfs are huge! Better him than you, hon!

He smokes so much that you have trouble seeing the TV screen.

Stop couching, hon! I can’t hear what they’re sayin’!

The moment Pumba approach, Leonidas starts talking about his love for venison.

You need truly heroic self-denial to not kick him out. The only option to get him to shut up is to kiss him. He doesn’t get why the kiss is angry but he likes it that way.

You two probably miss the ending. Leonidas thinks Simba isn’t worthy of being king anyway.

Apollo

Ah, y/n, aren’t you adorable for loving such innocent enjoyment? Of course he agrees!

You have to feed him snacks.

He sings along with the characters and makes the movie much better. You end up watching him showing off instead of the movie. Your dirty side may bait off a bit more mature show.

He knows exactly what you're doing and doesn't mind at all.

Later you might catch him humming songs from the movie.

Hello, dear. May I be your king tonight?

Rudra

Simba’s and Nala’s childhood brings nostalgia. Rudra spent his entire youth with Shiva and they were both free spirits. Watching these lion cubs brings back many funny memories.

Rudra’s favourite moment is Simba’s reunion with Nala. He gets mad if he notices you smirking.

Parvati, Kali, Durga and Shiva

You decide it’s time for girls’ night out.

None of you is focus on the movie, it’s just an addition. You mostly talk and laugh. Very loud that it may attracts Shiva.

He just sits down between you with Whatcha doin’? then proceeds to eats all the popcorn and other snacks like vacuum cleaner.

[bones4thecats]

Hello, may I humbly request for relationship hcs for Brunhilde? Nothing in specific besides maybe some headcanons about her sisters teasing (meeting) with her S/O?

A/N: You may indeed request this! Honestly, it was a lot of fun writing this after my break, @wachisis! Enjoy~~

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💙 This Valkyrie sister was never expected to get into a relationship

💙 She loves your hugs

💙 She may not show it that well or much, but she does love feeling your arms wrap around her when you're both alone

💙 Not a big fan of PDA, she sees it as unnecessary, what's the point in showing off your love when you both know you care for each other?

💙 Brunhilde also has an obsession with being around you 24/7, especially during Ragnarok

💙 She knows you can handle yourself, but going against a god is something that not just anyone can do alone

💙 Your amazing girlfriend can, and will, threaten anyone who tries harming you, or touching you, or, just in general be creepy

💙 That's why Zeus now strays away from you

💙 Protective.

💙 Brunhilde does not like anyone trying to harm you or touch you without your consent

💙 So when Zeus, the all-mighty god of perverseness, tried to touch you, she nearly snapped his arm in half

💙 Hermes saw, and Hermes spread the word everywhere

💙 When Brunhilde's sisters met you, they were all so unique, it was scary.

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Hrist

💜 When this sister first met you, she was quite indifferent

💜 Brunhilde looked away for a few minutes and you saw Hrist's personality switch, she glared at you and said these exact words;

" You hurt my sister. I'll fucking kill you. "

💜 But after a while, she grew to accept you, occasionally teasing you on your relationship

Thrud

💗 She thought you were scared of her at first, but because of Brunhilde telling you stories on her, Thrud's appearance didn't make you faulter

💗 Thrud does enjoy being around you, after all, nobody's with a Valkyrie for nothing

Randgriz

❤️‍🩹 Randgriz is very loyal to her sister, Brunhilde, so while she may not have seen it at first, she understood and respected her sister's choice in S/Os

❤️‍🩹 When she grew accustomed to you, she had a bunch of things to teach you about her sisters and role as a Valkyrie

❤️‍🩹 You're her favorite S/O-in-law

Geirölul

❤️‍🔥 This sister was very observant of you, and at first, she didn't trust you in the slightest

❤️‍🔥 But when she, slowly, grew attached to you, she teased you and Brunhilde to oblivion

Reginleif

📚 She wasn't fond nor did she hate you

📚 It took a while, but when she got to know you and your relationship with her oldest sister better, Reginleif did show slight amounts of care for you bring with her sister

Göndul

💛 She was one of the only sisters to actually great you, and mean the greeting, with gentleness

💛 Göndul accepted you quickly and loved to show you some of her theories on why Brunhilde chose you, effectively making you both flustered, you more than Brunhilde

Alvtir

😸 She never expected you to handle her abrasive nature

😸 But when Alvtir saw how calm you were with anger, because of her sister's outbursts

😸 LOVES teasing you both whenever she can

Hlökk

😾 Hlökk did not like you at first, believing you'd be just as 'bossy' as her oldest sister

😾 When she saw how you gifted her stuffed animals to add in her room and helped her with her hair, she grew onto you, and you grew onto her

😾 She loves to tease you guys while you do her hair, feeling you freeze makes her laugh

Göll

💞 Göll knew you before the rest of the girls, so she was the closest with you

💞 She feared you at first, but she did grow close to you fairly quickly

💞 Whenever she cries or starts panicking, you hold her so that your girlfriend doesn't blow a blood vessel

[siryl]

"Hrist" by Hankuri.

[nicasdreamer]

Record Of Ragnarok Barbie meme: Round 3 + Bonus Poseidon pics

Alright here’s part 3! I hope your enjoying this series so far because I’m not stopping until I’ve turned everyone into a Barbie ✨💅🏽

[minn520]

Huh?

[countlessofvoids]

[fox1well1]

[twinklemylittlestar]

Hrist, the one who trembles / the one who roars

[gabbyp09]

[telvess]

Am I the only one who is annoyed that these two don't interact with each other?

They both won their rounds and now are glued to their partners for no reason. I get that they avoided death with Sasaki and Jack, it brought them closer together etc., but still Hrist and Hlokk are sisters!

I just want to see Hrist drinking tea in Hlokka's lovely room…

... and them checking on Alvitr. The authors are lazy for showing that only Goll and Brünhilde care about her.

[recordoficons]

- ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀᴠᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ ᴘʟs

[pwdr00]

Brunhilda y Göll (Eps 15, 17, 22 y 25)

[tacticalhimbo]

To fight two Valkyries in tandem is to face both the sea and the sky as they crash down as one. Their coordination in battle was unmatched. It is a pity their fealty to Odin is by choice, and not a corruption abated by their death.

— Kratos, regarding Hrist and Mist.

[whippedcloudsofcream]

It’s so funny how all the Valkyries fucking despise Gna