Humans and Gods with Preteen!Reader (12 years old) replying to Apollo’s “Without Ugly, Beauty wouldn’t exist” by either snarky/happily telling him “Thank you for your sacrifice!”
Who’s on the floor choking on their tears, gasping for breath because they’re about to die from laughing too hard/because of her comeback? (Hermes and Leodonis look like Proud Parents)
My sweet darling one, this request made me snort so hard I hurt my throat from laughing. You are a genius!!
-Apollo beamed at his reflection in his mirror, boasting to whoever would listen to him talk about his beautiful face or stunning hair, which was nobody willingly.
-He smirked, growing angry that nobody was paying him any attention in the meeting room you were all having tea and cakes in, relaxing and staying out of the heat, “Without ugly people, beauty wouldn’t exist!”
-Without missing a beat, not looking up as you were playing on your switch, curled up next to Kojiro, “Thank you for your sacrifice.”
-On their phones immediately, “Hello 911, someone was just slaughtered right in front of me.” stunned by your quick clap back but also impressed and fighting off their laughter.
-Adam, Shiva, Brunnhilde, Hermes, and Goll
-Can’t breathe, has collapsed to the ground, their face red, limbs twitching, death is fast approaching as they are unable to breath in from laughing so hard.
-Loki, Ares, Raiden, Zeus, Qin Shi Huang, and Buddha
-Stunned stiff, looking over at you with a stunned smile on their face, “Y/N!!” you looked up at them with a grin, “You’re laughing- I’m off the hook!!” he can’t be mad at you, not when you destroyed that cocky asshole so easily.
-Leonidas, Jack, Hercules, Hades, Poseidon, Thrud, Odin, Kojiro, and Nikola
-Trying hard to hide their smiles but losing the fight, eyes clenched closed as they tried to ignore those who are laughing, trying not to laugh himself.
-Thor, Beelzebub, and Lu Bu
-“The audacity!!!” absolutely frothing with seething rage, red faced and furious that everyone was laughing or trying not to smile or laugh.
Hello, may I humbly request for relationship hcs for Brunhilde?
Nothing in specific besides maybe some headcanons about her sisters teasing (meeting) with her S/O?
A/N: You may indeed request this! Honestly, it was a lot of fun writing this after my break, @wachisis! Enjoy~~
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💙 This Valkyrie sister was never expected to get into a relationship
💙 She loves your hugs
💙 She may not show it that well or much, but she does love feeling your arms wrap around her when you're both alone
💙 Not a big fan of PDA, she sees it as unnecessary, what's the point in showing off your love when you both know you care for each other?
💙 Brunhilde also has an obsession with being around you 24/7, especially during Ragnarok
💙 She knows you can handle yourself, but going against a god is something that not just anyone can do alone
💙 Your amazing girlfriend can, and will, threaten anyone who tries harming you, or touching you, or, just in general be creepy
💙 That's why Zeus now strays away from you
💙 Protective.
💙 Brunhilde does not like anyone trying to harm you or touch you without your consent
💙 So when Zeus, the all-mighty god of perverseness, tried to touch you, she nearly snapped his arm in half
💙 Hermes saw, and Hermes spread the word everywhere
💙 When Brunhilde's sisters met you, they were all so unique, it was scary.
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Hrist
💜 When this sister first met you, she was quite indifferent
💜 Brunhilde looked away for a few minutes and you saw Hrist's personality switch, she glared at you and said these exact words;
" You hurt my sister. I'll fucking kill you. "
💜 But after a while, she grew to accept you, occasionally teasing you on your relationship
Thrud
💗 She thought you were scared of her at first, but because of Brunhilde telling you stories on her, Thrud's appearance didn't make you faulter
💗 Thrud does enjoy being around you, after all, nobody's with a Valkyrie for nothing
Randgriz
❤️🩹 Randgriz is very loyal to her sister, Brunhilde, so while she may not have seen it at first, she understood and respected her sister's choice in S/Os
❤️🩹 When she grew accustomed to you, she had a bunch of things to teach you about her sisters and role as a Valkyrie
❤️🩹 You're her favorite S/O-in-law
Geirölul
❤️🔥 This sister was very observant of you, and at first, she didn't trust you in the slightest
❤️🔥 But when she, slowly, grew attached to you, she teased you and Brunhilde to oblivion
Reginleif
📚 She wasn't fond nor did she hate you
📚 It took a while, but when she got to know you and your relationship with her oldest sister better, Reginleif did show slight amounts of care for you bring with her sister
Göndul
💛 She was one of the only sisters to actually great you, and mean the greeting, with gentleness
💛 Göndul accepted you quickly and loved to show you some of her theories on why Brunhilde chose you, effectively making you both flustered, you more than Brunhilde
Alvtir
😸 She never expected you to handle her abrasive nature
😸 But when Alvtir saw how calm you were with anger, because of her sister's outbursts
😸 LOVES teasing you both whenever she can
Hlökk
😾 Hlökk did not like you at first, believing you'd be just as 'bossy' as her oldest sister
😾 When she saw how you gifted her stuffed animals to add in her room and helped her with her hair, she grew onto you, and you grew onto her
😾 She loves to tease you guys while you do her hair, feeling you freeze makes her laugh
Göll
💞 Göll knew you before the rest of the girls, so she was the closest with you
💞 She feared you at first, but she did grow close to you fairly quickly
💞 Whenever she cries or starts panicking, you hold her so that your girlfriend doesn't blow a blood vessel
imagine being in a room with Star and Stripe (Bnha), Marisa Rosetti (Street Fighter), Karlach (BG3), Noi (dorohedoro), The Huntress (DBD) and Thrud (RoR). Ladies, gentleman and non binary pals, that would be my personal heaven. (Mizu from BES and Evelyn Deavor from the Incredibles are sitting uncomfortably in that room's chairs) Also, imagine that meme where a girl is sitting on the couch surrounded by men? Yeah, that would be me in that room.
Like she's very curves well endowed and gorgeous...but she's very shy anxious and suffers from self image issues.
Maybe she'll meet a friend?
-You were a little hesitant, coming to a party with Adam and Eve, who were encouraging you to be a bit more social, even just a bit.
-It was hard for you, as you were so much larger than most others your size, except for Raiden and Thrud, who were good friends of yours.
-You were a stunning beauty, with curves in all the right places, but due to you being so much taller, you always had self esteem issues, as you felt like everyone was always staring at you due to your size.
-That’s why you rarely went out because you hated being stared at.
-Eve and Adam were understanding, but they also knew it was bad for you to constantly keep yourself cooped up inside, which is why they were encouraging you to come to this party with them, as it was just a party where the fighters of Ragnarok were all meeting to eat and have fun with loved ones.
-You always smiled when Adam and Eve would call you their daughter, as you were their adopted daughter, but they never made you feel like the freak you felt like you were, and they swore to you that you would be safe at the party.
-Once there, Thrud came over, greeting you warmly as you looked down, a bit shy now, as several sets of eyes went to you, many were curious about you, wanting to know who you were, as you were absolutely stunning!
-You kept to yourself during the party, enjoying the food and talking to a few people that you knew, but when Hercules approached you, he could tell you were a little nervous.
-However, he was so sweet to you! He was so respectful, minding your personal space, and asked you about the food you were eating, just making small talk.
-He wasn’t looking at you like you were a freak, probably because he was so tall as well, but you did appreciate it as you slowly relaxed, talking to him about the different desserts.
-Adam couldn’t help but smile over at the two of you, seeing you and Hercules talking quietly together, glad that you managed to make a new friend and were more comfortable now.
-You could do it, with their love and support. He knew you could do it. You were his daughter after all.
Thrud is trying to prove to Thor that he’s her Father, and what better way than to prove it is by having a Drinking Contest?
Thrud (Slams door open): Thor, I challenge you to a drinking contest!
All Norse Gods (Gasps in shock):
Loki: Ha! And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of Thor?
Thrud: Because I’m his daughter! And I’m tough! I made it halfway through Mean Girls!
Loki (Summons a few barrels full of meed): As we say in Asgard, ‘Drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us!’ (Pours two mugs full of Meed for Thor and Thrud to drink)
Huginn: I got 20 on the muscular one!
Huginn/Muninn (Smug): Which ones’ the muscular one? (Both begin to laugh histaricaly)
A few Hours Later
Surrounding both Thor and Thrud is dozens upon dozens of empty mugs and barrels, both are heavily drunk
Thrud (Gibberish): Why can’t you just accept that your my father?
Thor (Gibberish): Why can’t you be good looking, like most Norse Goddesses?
Thrud (Gibberish): Actually, I’m quite typical. Most Norse Goddesses look nothing like they’re portrayed in Norse Lore. In fact, muscles is the most common trait in all of the gods, chiefly due to how we were born, it’s just my case, mine are much bigger for some reason, and it’s because of your genes
Thor (Gibberish): ??????????? (Tries to go for another swing of his alcohol, only to end up falling over unconscious)
Thrud (Chugs the mug of her alcohol, then falls onto the table, breaking it to splinters and falls right next to Thor, unconscious as well):
Bonus:
Raiden and Y/N (Both simultaneously stand up looking angry/pissed): Who dares talk shit about our sexy/sweet boo…?
This is based upon Norse Mythology where Thrud is Thor’s daughter…