#I HAVE A HALL OF SHAME TAG BUT TUMBLR REFUSES TO SHOW ME THE POSTS IN IT

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i hope tumblr dies a thousand deaths (tried searching for a tag on my blog and couldnt find what i was looking for)

[stopmakingliberalslookbad]

2017 Superlatives!

2015, 2016

Cruelest anonymous message: “I love how for someone who claims o be a liberal you jump right into the train of defending christian terrorists. Hopefully you'll be raped and killed.” The use of “christian terrorists” makes me suspect that a certain individual was behind this one.                                   

Worst fandom: Steven Universe's streak has ended! This year goes to Sherlock and the ridiculous temper tantrum that certain segments of the fandom threw when Johnlock didn’t become canon.

Most obliviously offensive case of whitesplaining:This fiasco. I am very disappointed that this didn’t become a copypasta.

Most annoying buzzword: “emotional labor”

Most blatant misinformation: “POLICE BRUTALITY! Sure, he was driving down the highway at 88 miles per hour and was completely wasted and had an open alcohol container in his car and refused to produce his driver’s license and tried the sovereign citizen bullshit and was warned ahead of time that the window was going to be broken, but he’s a VICTIM! I shall only post the last few seconds of this video!”

Biggest lack of self-awareness: This

Most blatant hypocrisy:“I know how to insult someone without attacking their race,” says Tumblr user @shut-thefuckupwhitepeople

User whose identity was erased the most:@keyhollow, that white bitch.

Most ridiculous thing that offended somebody: Ice, Ice Baby Halloween costume

Best response:@ilikechildren--fried proves that brevity is wit. You don’t need to type a novel for the perfect response.

Most unfairly bashed celebrity among social justice circles:Gal Gadot. Again.

Most annoyingly worshipped celebrity among social justice circles: Beyonce. Again.

Most ridiculous and inaccurate cultural appropriation accusation: “Pink clown wigs emulate afros! Black women get FIRED for wearing their hair like that!“

Most ridiculous case of white guilt: “All of us white people look the same! Now I’m going to tag this with ‘i’m white btw’ so I can get my daily dose of Tumblr ass pats!”

Best analogy:Social justice assholes and Dolores Umbridge

Worst feminist moment:“This man who erected a statue I dislike was killed by a train! LOL!”

Pettiest moment:“NO MOANA COSTUMES OR PARTIES ALLOWED, WHITE GIRLS!”

Worst protesters:Portland Antifa

Biggest victim complex: Linda Sarsour

Worst college students: Evergreen State, seeing as how they actually kept hostages and drove their president to seek therapy.

Redemption award: Laci Green

Biggest fall from grace: The official Denny’s Tumblr

Biggest witch hunt: The List

Blog that deserves more love: @forumdrama

Worst Tumblr update: The whole “best posts show up on your dash first” thing. I’ll probably have to reblog this post several times in order for it to be seen.

2017 Hall of Shame Award (group): Chicago D*ke March

2017 Hall of Shame Award (individual): Linda Sarsour

The “Marginalized group that Tumblr cares about the least” award is officially being retired, because it will always be the elderly, no matter what. Other categories that are missing this year were omitted due to lack of good material and might return in the future.

This year was quite the ride. The fact that items on this list span from January to December is a testament to that.