#I am so starved i'm taking this trio content

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

I posted 164 times in 2022

That's 164 more posts than 2021!

43 posts created (26%)

121 posts reblogged (74%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@hetaari

@myrddin-wylt

@gremlins-hotel

@hetalia-juice

@hetalia-club

I tagged 130 of my posts in 2022

Only 21% of my posts had no tags

#hetalia - 102 posts

#hws - 50 posts

#hetalia headcanons - 32 posts

#hws america - 17 posts

#aph america - 15 posts

#nation lore - 13 posts

#hws china - 12 posts

#hetalia inverse memes - 12 posts

#hws germany - 11 posts

#aph china - 11 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#this hill being that they are one big dysfunctional found family of immortal nations who have suffered enough and deserve love and support

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Ok last one for today I promise

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France: Croissants: dropped

England: Road: works ahead

America: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Canada: Shavacado: fre

Russia: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

China:

China, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

35 notes - Posted November 13, 2022

#4

This is aph Japan, like, actually

No you cannot change my mind

36 notes - Posted November 22, 2022

#3

What's your favorite platonic hetalia duo and why?

Or platonic trio, I'll take that too, I'll take anything, I just want fluffy platonic hetalia content...

45 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

#2

Songs that I think the Hetalia characters would get murdered to 🔪💀

Italy- Dancing Queen, ABBA

Germany- Baby Hotline, Jack Stauber

Japan- Oh Klahoma, Jack Stauber

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57 notes - Posted November 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

F it more hetalia incorrect quotes

Germany: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Japan: How am I supposed to know?

Italy: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Japan: *sighs*

Japan: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Germany, driving Japan and Italy: So how was your day?

Italy: We almost got surprise adopted!

Germany: What?

Japan: We almost got kidnapped.

Germany: Oh, okay.

Germany: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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America: You're a loose cannon, England.

England: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

China: I think you play by your own rules.

France: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

America: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

England: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Russia is a loose cannon.

Russia: *smashes a chair*

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America: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Russia: The car takes a screenshot.

China: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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*The squad is having dinner together*

America: Russia, can you pass the salt?

Russia: *Throws China across the table*

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67 notes - Posted November 13, 2022

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This was cute, lowkey :D

[mari-lair]

I am still processing chap 94,

But hey! Crumbs of my favs, I’ll take it

[nny11writes]

me: i dont really ship catrapta

me: *egging you and phos on about the pairing and asking you about them constantly and reblogging them instantly when i see them*

my friends, tagging the art i post "#catrapta": youre making us ship this

me: okay fair but i swear it's platonic and canon compliant

phos: tipsy please. i cant believe youre the catra of the pairing

listen you dont have to post this. but it's just really funny. the best way i can explain my view of them is homestuck diamonds.

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I mean, I wasn't gonna SAY anything! But also, I have been cackling that every time you tag catrapta I know you mean it like intense platonic goodness (or at least that's what I've gotten out of it) while I'm over here rabid and starving for that tasty tasty content so I get to pretend in my head lol!

Honestly really sad that a lot of super poly trio fics and, more specifically, catrapta fics that I love have been deleted and removed from AO3 post S3. Like, ugh! They are so good! And I miss them so much! There was a lot of really fantastic exploration about the slow and often awkward process Catra and Entrapta take to realizing they have feelings for one another and then what they do about it.

I still love Scorpia/Catra and Scorpia/Entrapta but I feel like I at least see some content for those ships. But catrapta, my beloved? Oh! Spurned! (I say dramatically in the rain, which is really just a hose I'm holding up out of view, because I am an author and could fix this but I dun wanna I want the good stuff beamed directly into my brain)